craig eagelson

Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin

"Out like the gout"? I've never heard this phrase before. I think it may mean:

1. Gone.

2. Shut down, turned off, out of service.

3. I'm signing out, or "over and out".

4. I'm really to fall asleep.

5. Out cold, unconscious.


Do these feel right?

Admin

Everything except the out cold and the falling asleep one. I just wanted to know if that scumbag was fired yet.

One thing that makes sleep better at night is knowing that Craig Eagleson will be fired soon. Remember one thing Craig, the big green machine will screw you over eventually...it's just a matter of when.

[iriswalt]

Craig You Will Be Next, Mutiny It Happened To Friendburger It Can Happen To You Your Next.

I have a question for Craig. How does it feel to know that everyone at ERAC hates you, that you couldn't manage the retarts at McDonalds, and that I can say anything I want about you and there is NOTHING you can do about it? It must drive you NUTS!!!

I love this website for one reason, Craig reads it on a daily basis and knows he will never find out who's writing about him. I could be working in your area Craig. You are worthless Craig, completely worthless. You have a better chance of seeing Jesus Christ cleaning cars than Craig.

I have never truly hated someone before. But Craig, I hate you. You are everything that is wrong with ERAC today. You think that because you were in the ROTC you deserve special treatment? You need a swift kick in the ass!

I challenge Craig to a debate on this website. I want to see how he can truly defend himself against these serious accusations. But I know Craig, and he is a coward. That's why he was never in the military. This pussy was too afraid to defend his country! So not only does Andy Taylor have a man who can't motivate an employee to save his life working for him, he has a man who claims to have fought for this great country of ours but really didn't. Well Craig, I hope you feel real proud of yourself on Veteran's Day. I'll be at the cemetary paying respects to a real man that fought for this country, not renting a car from a worthless low life such as you!

A day in the life of Craig:

7:00am-Still asleep
7:30am-Try to get up, but so heavy he winds up rocking himself back to sleep.
7:45am-Wife grabs the winch and hoists him out of bed.
8:00am-Eat lesuirely breakfast while employees are being crucified by customers and short staffed branches.
8:15am-Ignore Nextel calls from desperate branch managers begging for cars.
8:30am-Leave for work and call RRM to perform daily ass kissing to keep his job for another week.
9:00am-Show up to branch and hides in office
9:05am-Calls in strung out manager and berates him for 20 minutes because he was asking for cars. Tells his manager that it didn't "look good" to beg for cars.
9:30am-Send out MS01's to girls in region he wants to bang.
9:45am-Waits for responses from girls in the region.
10:00am-Plays on his laptop, constantly checking his MySpace account for girls that may have an interest in him.
11:00am-Still waits for responses from girls in the region.
11:15am-Checks FailingEnterprise.com and reads his own threads.
12:00pm-Calls his branches and insults all the managers telling them they shouldn't be eating lunch but out marketing.
12:15pm-Goes golfing
3:00pm-Comes back to office and yells at branch managers some more thinking this will motivate them.
3:15pm-a fat girl from his region sends him an MS01 back and agrees to have hot monkey love with him.
4:00pm-Yells at his employees via Nextel when he leaves office to meet his buddies at the local bar.
5:00pm-Meets fat girl at local motel and his laughed out by her because of the size of his member.
5:30pm-Comes home and tells his wife and kid he had a rough day and that they should be thankful.

I think this is pretty accurate.

I'm better than you Craig. Always have been, always will be. I'm never gonna change.

Friedenburger got fired and Paul Metz got demoted to LCAM. Just goes to show what kissing ass will get you. Eagleson's time will come...

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Friedenburger got fired and Paul Metz got demoted to LCAM. Just goes to show what kissing ass will get you. Eagleson's time will come...

Jesus Christ, when!!!! I've been waiting a long time to see him fail and nothing yet. I mean, it's not like this guy works hard or inspires anyone. Craig used to say a very popular phrase, "People don't quit their job, they quit their manager." That is the only thing he was right about. I left ERAC because working for him was slowly killing me.

Craig, I plan to make you my BITCH!!! Actually, you are my bitch!!!! What you got rental bitch-bag!?!?!?! Nothin! Bring it!

By the way Metz was DEMOTED to LCAM! Friedrunkenfatassburger was FIRED and I always respected Vinnie Russo that punched out that fat ass drunk.
And for no good reason 'YO IROC' ROB GIELLA got the area manager position even though he couldn't interview because of ESQI. But he might get fired any way like LUPINACCI just before the holidays arrive.