***HOGAN SITING***

ON MY WAY TO THE BATHROOM AT A LOCAL SUBWAY RESTAURANT, I SAW DON HOGAN HANDING OVER HIS RESUME TO THE STORE'S ASSISTANT MANAGER FOR THE POSITION OF SANDWICH MAKER. IT WAS AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION THAT THEY HAD. THE STORE'S ASSISTANT MANAGER, RAJESH, WAS EXPLAINING TO DON THAT HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A MAN THAT HE COULD TRUSTED AROUND THE STORE'S COLD CUTS. AT THAT POINT, DON, WITH HIS RAZOR SHARP WIT FIRED BACK THAT HE MIGHT HAVE RENTED RAJESH A CAR AT SOME TIME, MAYBE A WEEKEND SPECIAL? IT WAS TRUE, RAJESH RECOGNIZED DON, BUT BARELY. "OH, YEAH, DON HOGAN, HOW ARE YOU?" I DID NOT RECOGNIZE YOU WITHOUT YOUR YELLOW WORKSHIRT ON." DON WENT ON TO EXPLAIN THAT HE TOO WORSHIPS COWS...BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN RAJESH.
OUTSTANDING JOB DON. WAY TO TAKE YOUR NEXT BOSS'S ESQI FROM A 67 TO A 79 IN ONE CONVERSATION. I THINK YOU WILL FIT IN JUST FINE WITH THE TEAM AT SUBWAY. YOU ALREADY SMELL LIKE MEAT AND ONIONS AND WE ALREADY KNOW THAT THE INDIANS RUN YOU ALREADY.
KEEP YOUR CHIN UP DON. I KNOW LIFE SUCKS RIGHT NOW, BUT ATLEAST YOU HAVE THE MAINTENANCE CREDIT RIGHT? WELL YOU DO UNTIL I START RENTING CARS AND SYPHONING THE OIL TANK BEFORE I RETURN THEM.

i thought don was more a quiznos guy

Quiznos??? Nooooo. The Hogan doesn't want his roast beef toasted. He is a primitive beast. He wants it rare. The only thing that's toasted is his career at Enterprise. By next summer he's going to be mopping urine up in Bar A bathrooms.