DON HOGAN PROFESSIONAL BULLSHITTER

HOW MANY OF US HAVE BEEN AROUND THIS CHEESECAKE WHEN HE RIFLES OFF ONE OF HIS MASTER PLANS. IT GOES A LOT LIKE THIS: "ALRIGHT, WE GOT 20 RESERVATIONS AND 10 CARS. DID YOU CALL VERMONT? THEY OWE ME A CAR FROM '02." OR, "I KNOW A CAR PREP FROM AREA X NEAR PITTSBURGH. NAAAAHHH. THEY GOT NOT CARS. SHIT. OK, CALL EDISON, EAST BRUNSWICK AND SOUTH PLAINFIELD AND SEE IF THEY CAN GIVE ME TWO MT'S EACH. WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE DEALERSHIP AND BUY SIX NEW CARS. I GOT A BUDDY OVER AT CHEVY WHO OWES ME A COUPLE CARS. I'M PUT THE CARS ON MY AMEX, RENT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM, AND THEN SELL THEM FOR A PROFIT. YOU GOTTA THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX." IS THIS GUY SERIOUS. WHAT IS HE THE MACGUYVER OF RENTAL CARS? HE THINKS HE IS...WHAT AN OGAR.

Originally Posted by Asshole Lips

HOW MANY OF US HAVE BEEN AROUND THIS CHEESECAKE WHEN HE RIFLES OFF ONE OF HIS MASTER PLANS. IT GOES A LOT LIKE THIS: "ALRIGHT, WE GOT 20 RESERVATIONS AND 10 CARS. DID YOU CALL VERMONT? THEY OWE ME A CAR FROM '02." OR, "I KNOW A CAR PREP FROM AREA X NEAR PITTSBURGH. NAAAAHHH. THEY GOT NOT CARS. SHIT. OK, CALL EDISON, EAST BRUNSWICK AND SOUTH PLAINFIELD AND SEE IF THEY CAN GIVE ME TWO MT'S EACH. WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE DEALERSHIP AND BUY SIX NEW CARS. I GOT A BUDDY OVER AT CHEVY WHO OWES ME A COUPLE CARS. I'M PUT THE CARS ON MY AMEX, RENT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM, AND THEN SELL THEM FOR A PROFIT. YOU GOTTA THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX." IS THIS GUY SERIOUS. WHAT IS HE THE MACGUYVER OF RENTAL CARS? HE THINKS HE IS...WHAT AN OGAR.

i would volunteer to pick up cars out of area or drive customers home who lived far just to get away from the bullshit.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

i would volunteer to pick up cars out of area or drive customers home who lived far just to get away from the bullshit.

Stop spyin on me and my friends!! Why r you callin me name about my lips! All it does is hurt me and killing me emotionally! You confuse me and scare me with what you do...

I go to the Woodbridge Mall and grab a burger from Five Guys and tell Don I'm marketing, only for him to go to Five Guys and eat them out of business

Originally Posted by Major Woodie

I go to the Woodbridge Mall and grab a burger from Five Guys and tell Don I'm marketing, only for him to go to Five Guys and eat them out of business

I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Don tells Vinny he's going marketing and ends up shoveling food into his mouth at wherever the steak is local...and rare. I mean it's not hard to figure out, just do the math. DON HOGAN + ROAST BEEF = PIT STAINS, not marketing. Vinny, take a look at his numbers(no not the ones that say Lori is making you look like a chump....way to let the North down by the way....less reps, less "do this by 12 or come to admin" emails and more actual getting results), the proof is in the pudding...or the au jus.