Enterprise Rent-A-Car Is A Failing Enterprise!
Open Discussion About The Ongoing Problems At Enterprise Rent-A-Car
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| Group 24 Region FF - New York City (North) Discussion Threads For Group 24 Region FF |
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 ERAC Lingo Sound familiar? ERAC Lingo and what it really means: "Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "Join Our Fast-Paced Team" - We have no time to train you. "Casual Work Atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up. "Must be Deadline Oriented" - You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day. "Some Overtime Required" - Some time each night and some time each weekend. "Duties Will Vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you around. "Must Have an Eye For Detail" - We have no quality control. "Career-Minded" - Female applicants must be childless and remain that way. "Apply in Person" - If you're old, fat, or ugly, you'll be told the position has been filled. "No Phone Calls Please" - We've filled the job. Our call for resumes is just a legal formality. "Seeking Candidates With a Wide Variety of Experience" - You'll need it to replace the three people who just left. "Problem-Solving Skills a Must" - You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos. "Requires Team Leadership Skills" - You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. "Good Communication Skills" - Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want, and do it. __________________ ''Perfection is immortal. Imperfection is mortal. We immortals don't want company.''  |
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| Re: ERAC Lingo "Base Salary" : Base salary + Overtime + Bonuses "We will teach you how to go Marketing": We will teach you how to deliver donuts to bodyshop and dealership owners "You will occasionally clean a car" : On Monday morning you will have to clean 20 cars @ 6:00 AM in 30 minutes. The rest of the week you will have to clean between 10 to 15 per day. "Personal honesty and integrity are the foundation of our success": In order to get promoted you will have to take advantage of old and ignorant people and sell them CDW. "We work hard…and we reward hard work" : You work hard and your reward will be a $5 toy for Christmas Bonus. "Great things happen when we listen … to our customers and to each other": Customers will scream at you and treat you like crap, upper management will do the same. "Dress for Success": You will clean cars in your business suit Last edited by the great one 5059; 2008-02-08 at 11:27. |
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