Branch of the Day

Let's start with the pride and joy of Joe's subgroup. Not only is this the worst and most dreaded branch to work at, but the management there makes it worse. Not to mention any names but Heather, that's H E A T H E R and Blake, Capital B L A K E. I guess Heather tends to lead by example by spending her weekends getting trashed and sleeping in her rental or leaving it at the casino, but makes a nice daily contest of it by best damage waiver sales gets the opportunity to go and pick it up, 25 miles away. I guess that is rewarding considering we make $8.00/hour and that's the only way you can prevent sweating your ass off washing cars, but where's my motivation to become a manager. "You too can get trashed and bring your personal life to work just like me". And let's not forget about Blake. I guess my motivation to do well there is I too can be an assistant manager for 12 years and be miserable at every branch I work at and the only thing that may make me feel good is my fake ta-ta's that keep me distinguishable as a woman. I guess the screening process wasn't too rigorous at the time she started. But she was probably pretty happy the day Tiffany came to take all the heat off her reputation.

Wow, so many angry people out there, no wonder management loves to escape at the bottom of a martini glass.

Well the name sums up most of the branches in this area. Here are some of the mentionables.

Alli - I got her salary confused with mine
Sara - "Hi sweetie".."Hi Hun"...I figure if I talk like this and pretend we're friends, nobody will know i'm retarded. I heard she used to be a pretty scandalous bar fly. Has a list that makes Jenna Jameson look like a Virgin.
Jenn (Lola) - Peed my pants at Alli's housewarming party. Another one of Alex's protege's that missed the mark.
Keith - If I provoke everyone to hate me maybe I can be successful. How do you still work here? I don't think he'll ever get it. And he'll kill himself trying to perfect it.
Ken - Swimmer's build
Allison - Has anyone ever seen the movie Tootsie? Maybe she is dustin hoffman.
Tiffany - Dresses like she works in an 80's disco.

you people are funny

MayiPleaseFlippinTransfer, did you not know Michael Phelps is Kens brother? Ken tackled the chicken wings and Michael the swimming pool. Ken can drop a mean cannon bomb though

[EricaIzaTitLickinWhore]

After conferring with a meteorologist, contrary to popular belief, the sun does not shine out of Nicole Newton's ass. In fact, that ass is so big it has it's own gravitational pull. She will go above and beyond, suck a dick, lick an ass [or have her head up one], to get herself ahead. When she's drawn for attention, she will let Ken step on her foot so she can tote around in a wheel chair for the entire Christmas Party. She'll pacify Blaine and his bad breath in order to justify that she's human. When in reality, he'd rather sit home with his cats. Ring Ring Mother Fucker, who really has a spoon collection?

[EricaIzaTitLickinWhore]

Let's talk about Mustang Charlie aka Joe "Limp Dick" Hernandez. Well let's live at home with my parents, until im 30, so they can pay for anything and I can suffice a watch collection. My wife and I do well living in the guest quarters of my parents home on Valencia and 12th. It's a good thing I drive my Mustang, it solidifies my manhood and penis; or lack thereof.

[EricaIzaTitLickinWhore]

Heather VonFange = Flat Broke. Although, her husband can find time to take beach vacations and show up on E! as the creepy beach stalker and she can sound herself asleep with a 24 pack of bud light and a cartoon of Lucky's. Well at least the airport is closer to casino del sol so she can drunkenly leave her car there, come back and eat the buffet [as an account expense] and tack more weight on that fat ass.

[EricaIzaTitLickinWhore]

How about the beagle boy who got loose from Duck Tails, Tom Parisien. His girlfriend who looks like the bad side of death, but I'm sure that's where he picked up his coc habit. Tawmace, is a cool fuckin cat. With his Chrysler 300. Black, like his lungs. Who's lost his way since Arizona Ale house went under, like the belt line of his pants.

[EricaIzaTitLickinWhore]

Why did Souk cross the road? To get shot by her boyfriend in his Navigator.