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Old 2007-02-14
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Its 4pm and I am out of work. I even started at 7 AM. Man, including drive time, it is only 9 hours. Didn't even have to wear a suit. My hands are still soft. Didn't get yelled at by a customer. Made more money in one day than I use to in two. Didn't have to lie to a customer. Didn't have to brush snow off of cars. Didn't have to shovel the walkway in front of the office. Didn't have to skp my lunch. Didn't have to break a sweat. When you accept the fact that your whole life is work and you have no personal life, then you will understand these three words: "Quality Of Life" I can understand dating someone from work. In fact 70% of people meet their loved ones at work. So you are not really doing anything different than anyone else. Whats this with only haging out with people from work? What about your old friends. Did you abandon them, or did you ever have friends? Did Enterprise created a safety net for you and your low self esteem? What else can I say.
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G-R-O-W U-P. So you have moved on...great. Love how you come home from work at, "4:00", and the first thing on your mind is ENTERPRISE, and commenting on this stupid website. You have a job you like... would you like a cookie or something? A pat on the back? How about a big hug? God...if you have moved on....then MOVE ON.
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Its 4pm and I am out of work. I even started at 7 AM. Man, including drive time, it is only 9 hours. Didn't even have to wear a suit. My hands are still soft. Didn't get yelled at by a customer. Made more money in one day than I use to in two. Didn't have to lie to a customer. Didn't have to brush snow off of cars. Didn't have to shovel the walkway in front of the office. Didn't have to skp my lunch. Didn't have to break a sweat. When you accept the fact that your whole life is work and you have no personal life, then you will understand these three words: "Quality Of Life" I can understand dating someone from work. In fact 70% of people meet their loved ones at work. So you are not really doing anything different than anyone else. Whats this with only haging out with people from work? What about your old friends. Did you abandon them, or did you ever have friends? Did Enterprise created a safety net for you and your low self esteem? What else can I say.
Thank you Ben "I shoulda been an area manager" Heckathorn.
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Old 2007-02-15
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G-R-O-W U-P. So you have moved on...great. Love how you come home from work at, "4:00", and the first thing on your mind is ENTERPRISE, and commenting on this stupid website. You have a job you like... would you like a cookie or something? A pat on the back? How about a big hug? God...if you have moved on....then MOVE ON.

Truth be told, you are complaining about my gripe, however, what about you? If you were so above this, you would be completly ignoring any post on a website that was designed to complain about Enterprise. Instead, you bother yourself with this. I am quite sure, your superiors have probably told you to ignore this website. At least, that's what I would do if I were your boss. Like I said before, you Enterprise people have no clue about the real world. BOO HOO! I AM A LITTLE BABY! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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It's Friday and it's 2PM. I am done working for the week. Only 4 hours to go guys. Keep up the good work. Think sellup and think full boat. Good luck. Make sure you tell the customer's that with icy roads, the protection package is really a good idea for the weekend.
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Old 2007-02-16
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It's Friday and it's 2PM. I am done working for the week. Only 4 hours to go guys. Keep up the good work. Think sellup and think full boat. Good luck. Make sure you tell the customer's that with icy roads, the protection package is really a good idea for the weekend.

I've stayed away from this site for awhile, but after checking it out I've got to admit that this is one of the funniest lines I've heard in sometime and brings back memories. "With the icy roads, the protection package is a real good idea for the weekend." Classic line. What are you gonna tell me next......take the coverage for a day until you become comfortable and then come back and you can sign off (so you get credit on your stats for any rookies out there).....or how about if you don't want the full coverage you can just go with the "basic" coverage aka PAI or the P. Schlict sales tactic.
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Old 2007-02-17
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The funniest part is when this group opened they used to put thier thumb over the package statements and just tell them to sign Anyways, yes the easiest way it to tell someone to get comfortable and then come back and sign off. To bad customers did not know that if they come back in the first 24 hours and sign off they dont get charged. Who is in charge of letting the customers know thier true rights as customers. Who is the leading package seller in group 29?
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Old 2007-02-17
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The funniest part is when this group opened they used to put thier thumb over the package statements and just tell them to sign Anyways, yes the easiest way it to tell someone to get comfortable and then come back and sign off. To bad customers did not know that if they come back in the first 24 hours and sign off they dont get charged. Who is in charge of letting the customers know thier true rights as customers. Who is the leading package seller in group 29?
That's easy. My boy G.Slack would go 10 for 10 on his downtown weekend specials and then would write up like 5 tickets mon-thurs and end up at like 70% for the month looking like a hero. He would get a free dinner out of it every month though so you gotta give him credit.
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Old 2007-02-18
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That's easy. My boy G.Slack would go 10 for 10 on his downtown weekend specials and then would write up like 5 tickets mon-thurs and end up at like 70% for the month looking like a hero. He would get a free dinner out of it every month though so you gotta give him credit.
"G.Slack." I'm in tears.........
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Old 2007-02-18
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Mark Palmatier is the man! The Man!!

SPARKS RULZ!!!!!
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