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Originally Posted by Unregistered69 Where exactly in upstate NY are you guys??? |
WE ARE NOT UPSTATE AT ALL. THIS DIPSHIT COMPANY CALLS US THAT BUT THEY PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE WE ARE EITHER. WE ARE IN WESTERN NEW YORK...BUFFALO...THE 2007 STANLEY CUP HOPEFULLS!
WHY? YOU WANT TO COME TO THE OFFICES WHERE THE HOT GIRLS WORK AND SIT IN THE FRONT OF THE BRANCH AND JERK OFF? YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO STAND BECAUSE ALL THE CHAIRS WILL BE TAKEN UP BY CUSTOMERS WAITING FOR THEIR CARS TO BE RETURNED, OR COME BACK FROM AN OIL CHANGE, OR BEING WASHED. IF YOU DO NOT SEE ANY EMPLOYEES IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL IN THE BACK PRAYING TO THE RENTAL GODS FOR A RETURN...OH WAIT, HERE COMES A SILVERADO NOW...THE 82 YEAR OLD LADY WAITING SHOULD LOVE IT...MAKE SURE YOU SELLER HER UP BECAUSE IT MIGHT SNOW TODAY!