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Old 2008-05-10
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You could probably get two days taken off your rental if you came back with the python wrapped around your neck and squeezing.

Bonus Question: What would we name the snake?

Answer: Julius Squeezer, of course.
What if it was pornography involving an attractive woman and a python?? OK, OK, way off the rails I know. That would demand a response from St. Louis I would reckon.....
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What if it was pornography involving an attractive woman and a python?? OK, OK, way off the rails I know. That would demand a response from St. Louis I would reckon.....
When I'm with an attractive woman, it only looks like a python...
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Old 2008-05-11
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22 dead in Mo., Okla., Ga. after new round of storms - Yahoo! News


Enterprise, don't you dare raise rates due to this tragedy you scumsuckers!
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Old 2008-05-12
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BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Thousands dead in Chinese quake

Can you imagine how excited ARMs would get if the Big Green was in China?
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Old 2008-05-13
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BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Thousands dead in Chinese quake

Can you imagine how excited ARMs would get if the Big Green was in China?
It would be pretty sick, but that's the name of game in Capitalism. Wouldn't you be doing the same if you only cared about short-term profit?
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BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Thousands dead in Chinese quake

Can you imagine how excited ARMs would get if the Big Green was in China?
At the Chengdu airport Enterprise counter they'd show pictures of the earthquake to help sell damage waiver. "You see these buildings? Now they look like chopsticks! You should buy waiver! Oh, and by the way, did you know the Olympics are coming?".

I bet that's how it would go.
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At the Chengdu airport Enterprise counter they'd show pictures of the earthquake to help sell damage waiver. "You see these buildings? Now they look like chopsticks! You should buy waiver! Oh, and by the way, did you know the Olympics are coming?".

I bet that's how it would go.
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It would be pretty sick, but that's the name of game in Capitalism. Wouldn't you be doing the same if you only cared about short-term profit?
If I was Andy Taylor, no. In case there is a hell, I would leave a few million on the table as insurance. You never know!
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Old 2008-05-28
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At the Chengdu airport Enterprise counter they'd show pictures of the earthquake to help sell damage waiver. "You see these buildings? Now they look like chopsticks! You should buy waiver! Oh, and by the way, did you know the Olympics are coming?".

I bet that's how it would go.
Enterprise Foundation Donates $100,000 to Earthquake Relief in China

Uh, oh, looks like he's trying to buy some goodwill.
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Old 2008-06-03
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Enterprise Foundation Donates $100,000 to Earthquake Relief in China

Uh, oh, looks like he's trying to buy some goodwill.
No doubt this flowed through the United Way, ERAC only put in a couple bills, the employees probably put up the majority of this.
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