Training Class Survivor

i hate that guy, he thinks he knows everything ...during my training class i was telling the new hires that i would quit if they told me to wash cars! and that little bitch called my area manager ...LOL

he is a joke

i just finished training and i loved it. I had lots of fun. In class and out. John Smith, or Smitty was great. I enjoyed listening to him.

the real training is after class is done with all the waiting until after 2 to close tickets and making excuses for not having cars and all that other crazy stuff

Originally Posted by noname4

i just finished training and i loved it. I had lots of fun. In class and out. John Smith, or Smitty was great. I enjoyed listening to him.

Too bad everything he said and taught has ZERO relevance to everyday branch life.

[Cynical]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

HAHAHA!!! Did he give you those "Look at me, I'm Serious!!!" looks? Did he just go on and on and on about how "I'm from USC, and you're not"? Did he tell you about his dream life of living "oh, just down the road here in Valencia, thanks to ERAC"? Did he take you to claim Jumpers so that all the girls can be jealous of her "looks" and all the guys can "drool" over her? Please, he's been recently getting married to her for over two years now!!! Did he explain how he himself is purposely ommiting his real first name, trying to fit in the corporate world?

Damn Claim Jumper? We got jipped at the Ontario training then, they only sprang for chilis, WTF?

[32AATopIPEandDub]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

HAHAHA!!! Did he give you those "Look at me, I'm Serious!!!" looks? Did he just go on and on and on about how "I'm from USC, and you're not"? Did he tell you about his dream life of living "oh, just down the road here in Valencia, thanks to ERAC"? Did he take you to claim Jumpers so that all the girls can be jealous of her "looks" and all the guys can "drool" over her? Please, he's been recently getting married to her for over two years now!!! Did he explain how he himself is purposely ommiting his real first name, trying to fit in the corporate world?

I still email that douchebag every now and then making fun of him because during training I was so pissed off that he kept insisting that Kobe was already much better than Jordan, and whenever you would offer him a rebuttal for his ridiculous arguments, he would interrupt you constantly and not let you talk.

[32AATopIPEandDub]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Besides being a total douche the training class was a complete waste of fucking time. Almost everything they teach you doesn't apply to branch life. My Branch Manager told me to forget everything they taught me. Never, ever, use the word optional he said or explain that DW was optional. Never split. Explaining stuff to customers was a big no-no but they taught us in training to explain all this legal crap if the customer asked.

Almost all of my fellow trainees at the training class were easily brainwashed into believing the glamorous lifestyle of ERAC. John Smith, the ultimate douchebag, kept lying to everyone about how if he had stayed as a BM he would be making 400k+ right now. Mike Edwards the VP of Region 32AA doesn't even make more than 200k. John Smith is the classic lowlife failure who's in ridiculous debt. Look at all the shit that he buys!

[Gp32FuckYou]

Wow, a $30,000/yr USC education to teach a bunch of kids how to do a walkaround on a fucking Aveo.

That dude is bitter and pissed off about something in his life. Maybe he got a subprime mortgage or something. Or maybe he realized he paid $30,000 a year for an education that got him a job he could've gotten with a degree from a community college (or no degree like my old Area Manager).

[DubSlacker]

I didnt have John, I had some broad but I forgot her name up in Ontario. By the way, who the fuck would want to be a trainer here? Every week it is the same thing over and over again.

People who enjoy training are nuts, I just got drunk and got like 60% on the tests because all I did was sit in the hot tub at the hotel and get wasted. Some girl in the class had a friend that had all the "homework" done, so we just copied it, failed our quizzes and tests and get loaded the entire time.

I remember at lunch during training we all drank at this shit hole bar near by since we all felt training was a waste.

a few things you will never learn in training:
-how to lie about dub
-how 3 strikes really doesnt mean anything if they like you
-if you work at a satalite you can drink at a bar on lunch
-how to move the car under shaded areas or the bumper into the bushes so other branches that are picking up a car from you will not notice undocumented damage, (they get hit with it then)
-That there are managers who do Meth in the bathrooms in Region Z (she never did get fired did she?)
-7:30am means you need to be there at 6:45 am
-If you miss a happy hour with people you just spent 12 hours with, you will get made fun of.
-Nail Polish will make scrapes dissapear