I love Enterprise

I honestly love Enterprise Rent a Car. It’s an amazing company. Where else can you learn how use a shammy with such grace? They don’t teach you shit like this in college guys. I have ruined many suits in order to acquire this special talent.

My favorite part of the job is the schedule. Who in their right mind wouldn’t want to start work at 7 in the morning and get off around 7 at night on a slow day? I am so grateful that we have such light schedules. I also love the fact that we work about three Saturdays a week, unfortunately its only 4 hours a day. Hopefully, management will eventually schedule us to work Sundays. Who the hell needs a day off anyway? What can be better than renting cars?

The pay is also amazing. My last check was about 1K after working only 135 hours. That’s 1,000 Double Cheeseburgers from McDonalds. It’s unheard of a company to pay someone so much with only a Bachelors degree. Thank you Andy Taylor for being so generous when you sign my check every two weeks

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by E-Lover

I honestly love Enterprise Rent a Car. It’s an amazing company. Where else can you learn how use a shammy with such grace? They don’t teach you shit like this in college guys. I have ruined many suits in order to acquire this special talent.

My favorite part of the job is the schedule. Who in their right mind wouldn’t want to start work at 7 in the morning and get off around 7 at night on a slow day? I am so grateful that we have such light schedules. I also love the fact that we work about three Saturdays a week, unfortunately its only 4 hours a day. Hopefully, management will eventually schedule us to work Sundays. Who the hell needs a day off anyway? What can be better than renting cars?

The pay is also amazing. My last check was about 1K after working only 135 hours. That’s 1,000 Double Cheeseburgers from McDonalds. It’s unheard of a company to pay someone so much with only a Bachelors degree. Thank you Andy Taylor for being so generous when you sign my check every two weeks

You were doing OK until you got to the "three Saturdays a week part". That's when I thought maybe you were pulling my leg.

I don't think the HOURS would the major bitching point for me at least over here @ gp32, it's the BULLSHIT lying and the DOUCHEBAG customers we get.

I was a Production Assistant for 2 years and worked my ASS off, I'm talking like 17-19 hour days, sleep in the office and rinse your tops and tails (face and crotch, in no particualr order) and get back at it, BUT we all really enjoyed the work, the product was a show we could laugh and bitch about, BUT with TV it's just as unpredictable as anyting.

The camel that broke my straw back was the DOUCHEBAGS. Talking with family memebers who travel alot for business, they would N E V E R use Enterprise cause they just don't have the time to wait around (flying into Denver @ 9am for a meeting @ 10am, don't have time to 'jellybean' while waiting for a car). They did say that if they WOULD use Enterprise, it would be only cause of the airport prices. I guess we do have competitive prices when it comes down to it, so it attracts the BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING BARREL. But alotta time sour 'airport' branches are nowhere NEAR the fucking airport, so we dont' have to pay that same airport land tax that the other companies do, hence a cheaper price.

Every fucking moron that just got out of prison, with their momma's credit card and a 3 year old phone bill wanting the 'NISSAN MAXIUM' yes I said 'MAXIUM' or the 'BUICK LE SABLE' for $9.95/day cause that's what it cost in 2001 before they went in the joint! I'd love to see Homey G. Black go into a Shell or ARCO and demand to pay $1.85 for a gallon of gas cause that's what it cost in 2001! Or the fucking dirtbags who drives a beat up '78 Mercedes DEMANDING that they be put into a NEW Mercedes because they 'only drive Mercedes'.

Or how about the brain donor that thought '29.95' was the TOTAL cost for a 5 day retail rental of a Ford Escape and then I gotta 0531 like $150 so this bitch will SAY she's completley satisfied (doesn't mean she is).

No, it wasn't the work for me, I have a pretty strong work ethic, I can put in hours and deal with co-workers even weird ones, for me it was the customers, the dumb, cheap, public aid, shitty insurance buying, STOOOOPID FUCKING CUSTOMERS!

If you're a customer, have half a fucking brain and take your business to Hertz or Budget, or better yet give your business to a small little local agency when the situation permits, cause I assure the only customers @ Enterprise and FUCKING HALF WITS.

Hugs and Kisses!

[offshorerob]

I couldn't agree more. "Why do you need my credit card?"
Because I am letting your "borrow" a 15,000 car fucko, now gimme that card! Oh shock, it didn't go through, yes sir, I am sure it is the credit card company's fault. Beat IT!!!!

Originally Posted by offshorerob

I couldn't agree more. "Why do you need my credit card?"
Because I am letting your "borrow" a 15,000 car fucko, now gimme that card! Oh shock, it didn't go through, yes sir, I am sure it is the credit card company's fault. Beat IT!!!!

If I didnt like the customer I would just run their card for a 1500 depo, and if it declined I would have them come around the counter and see it declined and tell them to pound sand. If it went through, great. I knew I had enough depos for a month, get out of my life!

The branch i work at has an 8 hour shift on Saturdays. (9am-5pm)

[105Package]

Two years ago at Newark Airport in Jersey, the crew had to work all day Saturday from like 8 - 7pm. With only about seven people writing tickets and checking in cars, there was no time for lunch. Managers would buy lunch and you get to watch all the car preps eat it on you.