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  #11 (permalink)  
Old 2006-02-19
Title: Junior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Intern (10-24 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2005-12-15
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Default Re: Ha Ha ERAC Monkeys!!

I love the people that defend ERAC to the death. Keep hanging on to that dream. 6 years, six figures right??....Wrong, its all complete BS. I can think of a few ERAC 6's that are a little more realistic folks...

6 ruined suits
6 ties caught in a vacuum
6 shattered relationships
6 friends that quit the prise and found better that pay more for less hours
6 day work week
6 cars down on a Monday morning
6 people ahead of you that smoke cocks for a living
6 people ahead of you before you before you get promoted
6 people waiting for you to quit so they can have your job
6 times you wanted to quit, and didnt (sucker)
6 lies told to you to keep you slaving away with the rest of them
6 "reservations" and 0 cars (that one is for you Admin)

and a partridge in a pear tree....
F-ERAC

Last edited by YY Burnout; 2006-02-19 at 17:37.
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Old 2006-02-19
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Join Date: 2005-03-24
Location: San Francisco, CA
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Default Re: Ha Ha ERAC Monkeys!!

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Originally Posted by Who Cares
Why do you care?

I guess with all of your free time (now that you work 35 hours), instead of doing something productive, you spend your time on this website.

Obviously you are a loser who has nothing better to do than bash a company for whom you no longer work.

And the whole "rat" analogy? Apparantly you never got to taste the cheese!

If you showed as much determination in your efforts at Erac or your new job, you might actually be able to make more than 50K. Enjoy working the rest of your life.
instead of doing something productive, you spend your time on this website.

I always enjoy it when someone posts a message dismissing another poster for spending time here. Why don't you just look in the mirror and say "You're a dumbass" and save us all the trouble?
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Old 2006-02-19
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Management Trainee (100-199 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2006-02-06
Posts: 111
ERAC BURNOUT&DAMN PROUD!! has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: Ha Ha ERAC Monkeys!!

Sooner or later that person will wake up and thank us in the future. I also used to be brainwashed and thought the same things. I woke up and got the fuck out of there! Thankyou lord for that!
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Old 2006-02-19
Who cares
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Default Re: Ha Ha ERAC Monkeys!!

Admin,

I guess my last posting got to you. I have stated that I do enjoy the comedy of the site. You apparantly did not/have not deciphered my thoughts.

I find it extremely humorous that you want "to save the world" by having a forum for customers like yourself. And I find it more humorous that people like ERACBurnout feels like HE needs to spend his precious freetime(remember HE is the one mentioning the 60 Hours and working on Monday, and having no friends, etc....Not I) on a website bashing a company for whom he is no longer tied.

Call me what you want, but I think you'll find the "dumbass" when you look at yourself in the mirror.

Thanks for ALWAYS taking note of my messages. And by the way, you have already used the "your messages are not worth a response". But you respond anyways.
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Old 2006-02-19
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Default Re: Ha Ha ERAC Monkeys!!

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Originally Posted by Who cares
Admin,

I guess my last posting got to you. I have stated that I do enjoy the comedy of the site. You apparantly did not/have not deciphered my thoughts.

I find it extremely humorous that you want "to save the world" by having a forum for customers like yourself. And I find it more humorous that people like ERACBurnout feels like HE needs to spend his precious freetime(remember HE is the one mentioning the 60 Hours and working on Monday, and having no friends, etc....Not I) on a website bashing a company for whom he is no longer tied.

Call me what you want, but I think you'll find the "dumbass" when you look at yourself in the mirror.

Thanks for ALWAYS taking note of my messages. And by the way, you have already used the "your messages are not worth a response". But you respond anyways.
Oh, here we go again.
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Old 2006-03-11
Unregistered420
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Default Re: Ha Ha ERAC Monkeys!!

Its Saturday morning, and I didnt have to go to work today. As a matter of fact I dont have to go to work on any Saturdays.

Have fun monkeys
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Old 2006-03-21
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unregistered 420, you have it right. who cares will wake up someday and realize that what has been said here is true. To my discredit as an assistant, I talked many reps out of quitting, all in the name of "Big E". one day I woke up and realized that my kids, (7 & 3 at the time) hardly knew me, and my wife was pissed most of the time, even though I was bringing in close to 70K/yr. forget other family members and friends, I had no time for them what with 2-3 happy hours a week, working most Saturdays (team player, you know!), EOM events, staying late so my boss could bail by 5, chasing down conversions my boss rolled without proper cash qual. and all the other things involved with being the only "salaried" employee in the branch besides the manager. I now make the 6 figures, but in 1 year, not 6. I now have a life, because as in any true salaried position, if I need time off or need to leave early, I do, because some days I do work longer. Before "who cares" goes off on a rant, remember, I was once like you, like 420 said "I just woke up!" As I came in to work today at 9:30am, I passed two branches I used to be assistant at and laughed, knowing they had already been working for 2-2.5 hours, and I was still contemplating stopping for breakfast (no donuts or bagels ever again!). As I go home at 4pm, I will once again laugh at the thought that they will still be there for at least another 2 hours trying to "live the dream".
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Old 2006-04-01
Unregistered420
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Default Re: Ha Ha ERAC Monkeys!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Ross I'm Not
I just want to echo some of the laughter, cause it's POURING right now in southern california, i was going to go for a ride, but it is FREEZING AND RAINING and my first thought was THANK GOD I DON'T WORK FOR ENTERPRISE ANYMORE!!! I'm gonna have breakfast, and go back to sleep til about 10, or maybe 1pm right when the branches should be closing.


At 9am I will be drinking coffee at home playing madden 06 on my comfy couch, what will you be doing ERAC monkey??? Slanging sleds in the pouring rain, worrying about not SPLITTING DW and PAI...
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Old 2006-04-01
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Default Re: Ha Ha ERAC Monkeys!!

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Originally Posted by Unregistered420
At 9am I will be drinking coffee at home playing madden 06 on my comfy couch, what will you be doing ERAC monkey??? Slanging sleds in the pouring rain, worrying about not SPLITTING DW and PAI...

Not directed at you big don, just echoing the happiness.....
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Old 2006-04-01
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Management Trainee (100-199 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2006-02-06
Posts: 111
ERAC BURNOUT&DAMN PROUD!! has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: Ha Ha ERAC Monkeys!!

Yep, it feels good
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