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Old 2006-08-06
ERAC BURNOUT&DAMN PROUD!! ERAC BURNOUT&DAMN PROUD!! is offline
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ERAC BURNOUT, You are the biggest fucking joke I have ever seen. You act so knowledgable, yet you are so ignorant. How long did you work for ERAC? 1, maybe 2 years. You have no fucking clue about shit. You are just a dumbass and punkass who needs to stick to what you do best....jack-shit. Save your idiot, fucked up response. Nobody fucking cares, loser. Go back to jacking off, working your 30 hours a week, and your $45K. Fuck you, fuckhead.
I worked for ERAC for 18 months (assistant manager) then I got a REAL job in the REAL world. I cleared 68k last year, will do more this year. Take your ERAC FAST-TRACK (which is the biggest bullshit ERAC feeds its employees) and shove that up your fag ass lose asshole!!! By the way, atleast I have free time to jack off! You're probably in the rental branch right now kissing people's ass while they treat you like shit and wont get a day off till Christmas! Maybe I will stop by the branch and let you wash my car in your suit!! HAHAHAHA you lame cock munching shit smelling donkey nut sack!!
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Old 2006-08-06
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Damn, did we touch a nerve? You take it so personally. You need to be deprogrammed. Why do u think that non-Erac employees are making just 45K? Every Erac manager feeds you the same bs. I know, I used to be a BM. I just realized I couldn't feed that bs to my people anymore. Found a job that pays 85K, comp car and work 35 hrs a week. Fortunately, I have a great work life balance. You don't need to give up friends and family for ERAC.
ERAC would love for you to believe that you dont have to give up friends and family to work there. Its a sucky situation, because ERAC convinces you that the hours and the work life balance will improve when you get promoted through the system. So you work like a dog trying to get to that point when it gets better. Once you get there, you realize that you work MORE hours, and have LESS of a work life balance than you had before. Because as you move through the system, you are now responsible for other peoples careers and issues. Forcing you to spend more time thinking about ERAC than you should.
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Old 2006-08-06
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$68 or $50? You are fucking liar your piece of shit. Go back to school so that you can learn to read and count for that matter. BURNOUT doesn't touch a nerve. He is just a stupid, fucking idiot, who is as ignorant as they come.
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Old 2006-08-06
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$68 or $50? You are fucking liar your piece of shit. Go back to school so that you can learn to read and count for that matter. BURNOUT doesn't touch a nerve. He is just a stupid, fucking idiot, who is as ignorant as they come.
The point is you are still an ERAC slave working shit hours for shit money. If you like doing it, dont let us stop you. You're just another fucking ERAC Monkey! Also, you suck Andy Taylors nuts!
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Old 2006-08-07
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The point is you are still an ERAC slave working shit hours for shit money. If you like doing it, dont let us stop you. You're just another fucking ERAC Monkey! Also, you suck Andy Taylors nuts!
Work out a Managers pay by factoring in the number of hours he works and you will see that it amounts to $20/hour. Advise, quit Enterprise and be a bartender or waitress/waiter and you will make more than that.
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Old 2006-08-07
bleedgreen70hours bleedgreen70hours is offline
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Default Re: You got promoted because someone quit

And of course the only time stupid management (who haven't been a front-runner for 14 years, but still insist they know you can find time to market to 18 new shops and organize your supply closet and take off early once in a while read: some random Tuesday in February) talks and cares about you is EOY. Retention! Ha! How much have you alledgedly cost me in my bonus? You're gone.
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Old 2007-09-13
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That's how all the region J level IIIs got their spots
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Old 2007-09-20
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Best of the worst. That is what gets promoted. Stick around long enough and you too can make it to the top of the dung heap.
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Old 2007-10-09
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Retention is 66% year after year which means that after 3 years with the company msot of the people you worked with can be gone. Sure it happens but most people leave before 3 years. Is this normal for most businesses
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Old 2007-10-09
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Best of the worst. That is what gets promoted. Stick around long enough and you too can make it to the top of the dung heap.
Very similar to running for student body office back in high school and you were the only candidate.
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