Enterprise Rent-A-Car Logo Parody

En Espaņol
Auf Deutsch

Enterprise Rent-A-Car Is A Failing Enterprise!

Open Discussion About The Ongoing Problems At Enterprise Rent-A-Car

Reading, understanding, and agreeing to our Terms Of Use is a requirement before using this Discussion Board.


Go Back   Enterprise Rent-A-Car Is A Failing Enterprise! > Enterprise Rent-A-Car Employees > Stage 2: I Currently Work At Enterprise > Group 32 - Los Angeles > Group 32 Region DD - Long Beach
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Group 32 Region DD - Long Beach Discussion Threads For Group 32 Region DD

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 2006-05-12
screwDD screwDD is offline
Title: Junior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Car Prep (0-9 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2006-05-12
Posts: 1
screwDD has an average reputation (10+)
Default DD gets even better

For those of you who somehow made it through the last year and a half of Mr. Mat Lee's "are you fired up??" - I feel your pain. I believe the region started to go down the second good old Madison stepped into the office. We always wondered what the fuck was wrong with guy - he reassured the latest attendees of the Big Bear trip that he really is a lousy drunk who likes to spoke pot in the snow. We wont say anything to 99 about that though will we? I'm especially glad Michelle Kay is still around, that slut must still be sluttin it up with someone at 99, otherwise she would be fired for being the shittiest RRM ever. As for Brewer, what can I say - the guy has no brain. Enough said. Ever wonder how Bill Harris is still with the company. He looks like he should be retired, he acts like he is retired. God forbid someone forgets to fax the addendum - because that is the only thing he is actually capable of doing each day.
Can you believe Mr. Mckinney no longer resides at the traffic circle anymore???? Wow miracles do happen, they actually promoted him. Congratulations to us front runners - pulling the alltime lowest ESQI scores - we try our best to make customers who had a reservation 3 weeks ago wait for 45 minutes and then tell them we are taking them down to the nearest branch to get them a car, which happens to be 13 branches over because the new assistant managers are to chicken to loose 1 damn car. Of course, it's all about running tight though. Thanks to Jensen my out of service is making heads turn. Thanks to loss control, my customers call every 2 hours and tell me that I should pull previous contracts because the bitch on the phone says it's not their job. Right - and I"m supposed to get their deductible?? Sometimes I just miss damage on purpose and then dx the renter because they didn't pack - don't tell bill i'm fucking old harris.
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 2006-05-17
GreenBleeder101 GreenBleeder101 is offline
Title: Junior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Car Prep (0-9 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2006-05-17
Posts: 1
GreenBleeder101 has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: DD gets even better

Hilarious, but yet so true... Madison Lee smoke pot? NO... Brewer is brainless. Bye OLD DD- Cag's & Danny B. (the list goes on)
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are Off
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 19:41.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0