Winnipeger preparation for the low desert

I saw this post in canada's thread... so funny.... remember it and maybe it will help you sell those tight canadians:


I love you brain dead Canadians. Here's a few reasons why Canada sucks:


1) It's not even considered racism when you say "Canada sucks", or I hate Canada.

2) Their food SUCKS.
They screwed up bacon.
Have you ever heard of good canadian food??
Whats the deal with their ketchup flavored potato chips??
They put vinegar on their french fries!!

3) What the heck was Canada doing during all the World Wars??
You could conquer them with an unsharpened pencil!!


4) If Canada likes hockey so much, then why does the U.S. have all the NHL teams??
And all the Canada teams SUCK.
here are some of them:
TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS- Isn't the plural of leave leaves? You stupid "Leafs" cheated, you know the Isles would of beaten you in the first round of the playoffs....
OTTAWA SENATORS- Quit booing Yashin already!! All of you ottawa losers are jelous because he's on the Islanders now, not your team
MONTREAL CANADIANS- The name says it all


5) What's up with Canada schools!!! they have to go to school until grade 13th!! School for kids in Canada must SUCK!!


6) THE MONTREAL EXPOS-
If you're gonna be a minor league team, play in the minors.


7) Seriously, How many jokes do you hear about Canada? that, in itself is proof to me.


8) They separate us from alaska, which is our own


9) They always get their coins stuck in our vending machines


10) We got our independence the proper way, through a bloody revolution, not by just having it handed to us.


11) MTV kicks MuchMusic's butt. Our vee jays are hotter, our videos are better, and we have LoveLine.


12) Do you see pictures of British royalty on our money?


13) We have the majestic bald eagle. They have loons and geese.


14) We don't care anymore about the war of 1812. Besides, they were still a colony then. THEY weren't the ones that "kicked us out."


15) Our flag represents our country through symbolism. The Canadian flag, showing the maple leaf, only says "Watch out for us! We'll dry up and blow away!!!" How frightening indeed.


16) We don't need to learn Canadian geography . . . until we decide to take it over and enslave the canadians.


17) Our country is NOT half-ice.


18) We have four seasons : spring, summer, fall, and winter. Canada has two : Winter and July.


19) We have the tallest building in the world.


20) They Talk Funny, eh


21) And smarter people.


22) No matter how crazy American drivers are, Canadians are worse


23) There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo. How stupid is that?


24) Notice how they dont manufacture anything useful?


25) Is there any worse insult than "french canadian"?


26) They are funny because the say "aboot"


27) They delay the start of every professional game with "oh Canada"


28) They have two languages, they should choose one and stick with it


29) A Canadian team hasen't won the Stanley Cup since 1993. Didn't hockey originate in Canada?

Fuck Canada! Nothing good ever came out of Canada...nothing ever will.

Wrong low desert jack hole but very funny

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Wrong low desert jack hole but very funny

Hey you sheltered little shit-- you are wrong. YOU ARE a perfect candidate for the next promotion! UU Baby, that's how we roll... promote the dumb asses that won't know that their pay is a sack of shit and can't figure out how to read the plan well enough to confront it. Good luck graduate!