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Old 2007-10-26
e-bitchnomore
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I love the "those who couldn't hack it" war cry. You know who moves up in this pyramid scheme? Best of the worst. That is what gets promoted. Stick around long enough and you too can make it to the top of the dung heap. Working this hard is not some sort of badge of honor--it's just being retarded. Get a real job e-chimps.
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Old 2007-10-26
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I love the "those who couldn't hack it" war cry. You know who moves up in this pyramid scheme? Best of the worst. That is what gets promoted. Stick around long enough and you too can make it to the top of the dung heap. Working this hard is not some sort of badge of honor--it's just being retarded. Get a real job e-chimps.
What's better is the "e-bitchnomore" trying to justify their decision to leave. Why do you care? Does it make you feel better to rag on us employees? Or do you just want to justify your "supercool job"?

Who is the loser?
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Old 2007-10-26
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What's better is the "e-bitchnomore" trying to justify their decision to leave. Why do you care? Does it make you feel better to rag on us employees? Or do you just want to justify your "supercool job"?

Who is the loser?
DUDE HE JUSTIFIED IT. UR JUST A MORON
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Old 2007-10-26
Unregistered...so what
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What's better is the "e-bitchnomore" trying to justify their decision to leave. Why do you care? Does it make you feel better to rag on us employees? Or do you just want to justify your "supercool job"?

Who is the loser?
I did not even know about this website until I quit. Why are you here?
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Old 2007-10-30
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What's better is the "e-bitchnomore" trying to justify their decision to leave. Why do you care? Does it make you feel better to rag on us employees? Or do you just want to justify your "supercool job"?

Who is the loser?

Ummmm. You are the loser my friend. You still work there.

Here is your hypothetical family gathering...at Christmas.

Uncle #1: "Hey you must be excited you are finally done with school. How's the working world these days? Actually where are you working?"

You : "Well I'm in this management training program with Enterprise. You know the Rent-A-Car guys. It's cool. They have me working crazy hours but after two years I might be running my own branch! And the base pay then is at least 55K."

Aunt #1: "Well hard work pays off. What exactly does this training consist of?"

You: "Well everyone learns the business from the ground up. So mostly I'm out there renting cars, slinging dub.....

Uncle #2: "Whoa whoa whoa. Wait a minute. You are actually renting the cars to people? Like up at the counter? I thought those people had GED's ?" And what the hell is a dub?"

You:"No you don't get it, I run my own personal enterprise; one day far far from now I'm going to be running a region and my paychecks will be....."

Uncle #1 "Sorry, maybe that was a little harsh what he said but what are they teaching you except that one day in wonderland you will have some six figure salary."

You: "Well we learn how to deal with customers. . "

Uncle#2 "Oh you mean you learn how to talk to people? What are you? Retarded?

You: "Listen, I didn't come over here straight from work to be belittled about my career choice!"

Dad: "Did I just hear you came hear straight from work? It's 9pm on Christmas Eve! No wonder it looks like you wiped your ass with that suit your wearing"

You: "Dad, one day I will be...."

Dad: "Seriously son, enough with the one day spiel. How about today?"

You: “That’s it I’m outta here. I’m gonna go slam some cold ones at the Fire with my boys. They should be getting done work in a couple hours. Plus I have to be up at four anyway. Later jerks!”

-----you leave room--------

Mom: “I seriously don’t want him in my house anymore. He has lost his mind.”
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Old 2007-10-30
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Ummmm. You are the loser my friend. You still work there.

Here is your hypothetical family gathering...at Christmas.

Uncle #1: "Hey you must be excited you are finally done with school. How's the working world these days? Actually where are you working?"

You : "Well I'm in this management training program with Enterprise. You know the Rent-A-Car guys. It's cool. They have me working crazy hours but after two years I might be running my own branch! And the base pay then is at least 55K."

Aunt #1: "Well hard work pays off. What exactly does this training consist of?"

You: "Well everyone learns the business from the ground up. So mostly I'm out there renting cars, slinging dub.....

Uncle #2: "Whoa whoa whoa. Wait a minute. You are actually renting the cars to people? Like up at the counter? I thought those people had GED's ?" And what the hell is a dub?"

You:"No you don't get it, I run my own personal enterprise; one day far far from now I'm going to be running a region and my paychecks will be....."

Uncle #1 "Sorry, maybe that was a little harsh what he said but what are they teaching you except that one day in wonderland you will have some six figure salary."

You: "Well we learn how to deal with customers. . "

Uncle#2 "Oh you mean you learn how to talk to people? What are you? Retarded?

You: "Listen, I didn't come over here straight from work to be belittled about my career choice!"

Dad: "Did I just hear you came hear straight from work? It's 9pm on Christmas Eve! No wonder it looks like you wiped your ass with that suit your wearing"

You: "Dad, one day I will be...."

Dad: "Seriously son, enough with the one day spiel. How about today?"

You: “That’s it I’m outta here. I’m gonna go slam some cold ones at the Fire with my boys. They should be getting done work in a couple hours. Plus I have to be up at four anyway. Later jerks!”

-----you leave room--------

Mom: “I seriously don’t want him in my house anymore. He has lost his mind.”
I cant believe that you actually went to all that trouble to make up a fake conversation to prove your point.
If only you would use that effort towards MAKING A LIVING, you might be successful, instead of spending all your free time on this site!!!! F*ckTard!!
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Old 2007-10-30
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I cant believe that you actually went to all that trouble to make up a fake conversation to prove your point.
If only you would use that effort towards MAKING A LIVING, you might be successful, instead of spending all your free time on this site!!!! F*ckTard!!
it took me ten minutes bitch. just clean up my c230 you cunt. ps again-ur job is career HIV
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Old 2007-11-01
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it took me ten minutes bitch. just clean up my c230 you cunt. ps again-ur job is career HIV
Do you even qualify to rent? You actually need a Credit Card (with available credit of at least $300.00, so your Cross Country VISA WITH A MAX line of $200 will not work). Oh, and you need to have a job as well.

Oh and getting fu**ed up the ass w/o a condom is your HIV, so pleaaaase... USE PROTECTION!
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Old 2007-11-01
Unregistered123456
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Ummmm. You are the loser my friend. You still work there.

Here is your hypothetical family gathering...at Christmas.

Uncle #1: "Hey you must be excited you are finally done with school. How's the working world these days? Actually where are you working?"

You : "Well I'm in this management training program with Enterprise. You know the Rent-A-Car guys. It's cool. They have me working crazy hours but after two years I might be running my own branch! And the base pay then is at least 55K."

Aunt #1: "Well hard work pays off. What exactly does this training consist of?"

You: "Well everyone learns the business from the ground up. So mostly I'm out there renting cars, slinging dub.....

Uncle #2: "Whoa whoa whoa. Wait a minute. You are actually renting the cars to people? Like up at the counter? I thought those people had GED's ?" And what the hell is a dub?"

You:"No you don't get it, I run my own personal enterprise; one day far far from now I'm going to be running a region and my paychecks will be....."

Uncle #1 "Sorry, maybe that was a little harsh what he said but what are they teaching you except that one day in wonderland you will have some six figure salary."

You: "Well we learn how to deal with customers. . "

Uncle#2 "Oh you mean you learn how to talk to people? What are you? Retarded?

You: "Listen, I didn't come over here straight from work to be belittled about my career choice!"

Dad: "Did I just hear you came hear straight from work? It's 9pm on Christmas Eve! No wonder it looks like you wiped your ass with that suit your wearing"

You: "Dad, one day I will be...."

Dad: "Seriously son, enough with the one day spiel. How about today?"

You: “That’s it I’m outta here. I’m gonna go slam some cold ones at the Fire with my boys. They should be getting done work in a couple hours. Plus I have to be up at four anyway. Later jerks!”

-----you leave room--------

Mom: “I seriously don’t want him in my house anymore. He has lost his mind.”
This was almost the identical conversation that I had with my parents about 4 years ago at the dinner table.

"Dad, you don't understand, I have an advantage because I have a business degree. You'll see, this company is going to see my talents and my knack for business and I will accel up the corporate ladder. Pretty soon I am going to have a company car and making 6 figures and eventually 7 figures. All I have to do is stick with it."

As I look back I see myself for what I really was back then, an idiot.
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Old 2007-11-08
Unregistereddhqwdhwq
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Unfortunately ERAC does that math in reverse. Gee that was a bit of a surprise when I figured out I was making $32k a year AT $10/HR?!?!?

Funny how they save that conversation till after you're hired...
yeah they give you that along with the coloring book pictures of how to dress....i felt like it was my first day of elementary school
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