greener pastures

after less than six months at this pro bono shit fest, i have found out what i am really worth.
my offer letter (do you guys know what a real offer letter looks like?) includes the following
45 k base plus commission (this is a REAL sales job) fuck dub, dinners, and being the mvp of ball sucking. and stick your high five up my colon. oh and esqi can use my feces as a mustache.
the same guy who wears sunglasses at night is the same who works over forty hours....that's right-he's an asshole
4 weeks vacation (what do you accumulate for a 12 hour day? .02 days of pto?..blow me
11 paid holidays....kwanza and all that bullshit
oh yeah---office, laptop, blackberry, and a car in a few months.

haven't been @the airport in a few months so i apologize if this is a bit dated......hey 3220--you know what i don't miss?

1)kelly's bluetooth....seriously bitch, you are somewhat important but there is no need to talk on that thing like a fucking yenta 24/7. ps-put some pants on...those legs make me vomit in my mouth. pps-no one cares about your kids.....ever

2)big lame oh i mean big game's suitcase....bro you work at a rental car company and spend half your day in the greeter lane. i bet you that thing is full of styrofoam and shredded paper. oh and take your diarrhea-rainbow wardrobe back to the everglades too

3)that douche omar...you my friend are just a massive tool..seriously your heinous facial hair should be arrested.

4)POC---listen everyone; this guy is not the "cool dad"--tell that ass mall to stop hoarding the premium keys like they are the fucking glengarry leads. let me get my sell up in peace without having to stroke your ego. thanks

5)Marie-if you ask one more time to see my tracker i'm going to kick you in the dick. awesome human being skills as well.

6)Happy hours...please you cunts, I just want to go to bed. can i live?

that's all for now--i'm gonna go relax and get ready for my real job, life, etc in the morning. ps whatever witless shit someone may write, i still know that ur miserable. bring it pussy

Originally Posted by Unregistered2468

after less than six months at this pro bono shit fest, i have found out what i am really worth.
my offer letter (do you guys know what a real offer letter looks like?) includes the following
45 k base plus commission (this is a REAL sales job) fuck dub, dinners, and being the mvp of ball sucking. and stick your high five up my colon. oh and esqi can use my feces as a mustache.
the same guy who wears sunglasses at night is the same who works over forty hours....that's right-he's an asshole
4 weeks vacation (what do you accumulate for a 12 hour day? .02 days of pto?..blow me
11 paid holidays....kwanza and all that bullshit
oh yeah---office, laptop, blackberry, and a car in a few months.

haven't been @the airport in a few months so i apologize if this is a bit dated......hey 3220--you know what i don't miss?

1)kelly's bluetooth....seriously bitch, you are somewhat important but there is no need to talk on that thing like a fucking yenta 24/7. ps-put some pants on...those legs make me vomit in my mouth. pps-no one cares about your kids.....ever

2)big lame oh i mean big game's suitcase....bro you work at a rental car company and spend half your day in the greeter lane. i bet you that thing is full of styrofoam and shredded paper. oh and take your diarrhea-rainbow wardrobe back to the everglades too

3)that douche omar...you my friend are just a massive tool..seriously your heinous facial hair should be arrested.

4)POC---listen everyone; this guy is not the "cool dad"--tell that ass mall to stop hoarding the premium keys like they are the fucking glengarry leads. let me get my sell up in peace without having to stroke your ego. thanks

5)Marie-if you ask one more time to see my tracker i'm going to kick you in the dick. awesome human being skills as well.

6)Happy hours...please you cunts, I just want to go to bed. can i live?

that's all for now--i'm gonna go relax and get ready for my real job, life, etc in the morning. ps whatever witless shit someone may write, i still know that ur miserable. bring it pussy

Snap!

[angelopappis]

that was pretty funnyyyyyyyyyy... dont remain nameless though,,, thats the biggest pussy move of all.. if you are going to call everyone out, atleast let your identity become known, instead of being another disgruntled but nameless ex employee.. you have nothing to lose, especially since you already moved on to a "better sales job".validate yourself and your comments

Originally Posted by angelopappis

that was pretty funnyyyyyyyyyy... dont remain nameless though,,, thats the biggest pussy move of all.. if you are going to call everyone out, atleast let your identity become known, instead of being another disgruntled but nameless ex employee.. you have nothing to lose, especially since you already moved on to a "better sales job".validate yourself and your comments

Really, what would be the purpose of that? Does it make his/her point any less valid?

Originally Posted by Unregistered310

Really, what would be the purpose of that? Does it make his/her point any less valid?

Well, actually it does make a difference... If that A Hole goes to his "Greener Pastures" and FAILS... (which he probably will given his attitude) then he will really look like a total dick. So therefore he will remain nameless... just in case we catch him at Claim Jumper as our server one day in the near future.

Originally Posted by Unregisteredyourlameass

Well, actually it does make a difference... If that A Hole goes to his "Greener Pastures" and FAILS... (which he probably will given his attitude) then he will really look like a total dick. So therefore he will remain nameless... just in case we catch him at Claim Jumper as our server one day in the near future.

Do you actually want this person to fail to validate the fact that you made a good life decision by staying at ERAC? What does it matter if this person succeeds or fails? I sounds like ERAC wasn't for him/her (like thousands and thousands of people before them) who cares what happens to them once they leave.

Another thing, why do ERAC people automatically assume failure if someone leaves the circle? Get over yourself.

[angelopappis]

when you complain and single out others by name you should reveal who you are..just seems like the right thing to do..why would you disagree with that??

Originally Posted by angelopappis

when you complain and single out others by name you should reveal who you are..just seems like the right thing to do..why would you disagree with that??

I am not disagreeing, I am just looking for a good reason. I just dont see the point. What good would that information do for anyone?

Originally Posted by Unregistered310

Do you actually want this person to fail to validate the fact that you made a good life decision by staying at ERAC? What does it matter if this person succeeds or fails? I sounds like ERAC wasn't for him/her (like thousands and thousands of people before them) who cares what happens to them once they leave.

Another thing, why do ERAC people automatically assume failure if someone leaves the circle? Get over yourself.

I never said that I think someone will fail if they leave erac. I said they would fail given their attitude. You cannot go thru life and think that everything is easy and will be handed to you and you will be successful. No matter what you do, you have to work your butt off to succeed. Whether it is ERAC, a lawyer, a doctor, whatever. It take A LOT OF EFFORT to make $$$, otherwise everyone would be living the high life!
And no, erac isn't for everyone. If you do not like your job, GREAT, GO GET A NEW ONE. But you do not have a right to belittle people who like what they do just because you do not.

Originally Posted by Unregisteredagain

I never said that I think someone will fail if they leave erac. I said they would fail given their attitude. You cannot go thru life and think that everything is easy and will be handed to you and you will be successful. No matter what you do, you have to work your butt off to succeed. Whether it is ERAC, a lawyer, a doctor, whatever. It take A LOT OF EFFORT to make $$$, otherwise everyone would be living the high life!
And no, erac isn't for everyone. If you do not like your job, GREAT, GO GET A NEW ONE. But you do not have a right to belittle people who like what they do just because you do not.

Lawyer, doctor, ERAC management trainee. One of these things is not like the other. Apparently his/her attitude got them a better job. You know how many people are about to burst at the seams to write something like that? People you work next to for twelve hours a day. Maybe it wasn't the most tactful and tasteful way to go about expressing themselves, but everyone has people that don't rub them the right way and here is a forum to tell them how much they suck. I don't like some of the people I work with but our company isn't shitty enough to a website dedicated to it's shitty-ness where I can tell the world how I feel. You just sound like a little whiny, jealous bitch. Get off this website and get to an interview. Sucker