Mr. Murphy's hand in the cookie jar?

Yo, homes, I need some chocaine. I need some motherfuckin' nose candy. I need some cizzy up my nizzy 'cause I need to get high like a motherfucker. You know what I'm sayin'? So give me some of that nose candy' motherfucker. Bring that table over here, Biatch.

Now if you can picture that same funny ass ebonic comment at 7am being yelled out out of the top of his lungs, clapping until he wakes up the rats and cockroaches living under the bio-hazard portoparties ERAC calls "branches"... WHO DO YOU HAVE? Anyone? Anyone? Yeop! You guessd it! WOOF WOOF SNIFF SNIFF!! The murph dogg!

Cant forget about his chubby, darker, feminine twin, Lakisha. With her head up his ass, she is never far behind.
HIGH FIVE!!!

Even after the so called "Cocaine Allegation", homeboy is still employed and maintains his Regional Manager position. Word has it that he has been seen at formal restaurants, malls and the beach during work hours. What a hard life. You work 60 hours a week like a dog so he can make 40k on his 2 week paycheck and party like a rock star.

"Come take a look at my paycheck so I can show you what you will make with Enterprise if you stick around"

TM

Yeah, I guess after 8 years of slaving away for pennies, an area manager's check would seem like a lot, that's just sad that you sell yourself so short. Try comparing it to successful people outside of ERAC doggie dog! Hell a Macdonald's area manager makes more than any ERAC area manager. You can talk the talk to try and convince those weak minded, but its all smoke and mirrors. Everyone sees the light once they leave! You know, for as much of a competitor you claim to be, you sure do settle. The only people that should be bragging about their paychecks at ERAC have the last name Taylor and sign their own checks... oh yeah And sign yours. How does it feel to know that no matter how hard you work you will never be number one? Hell, you'll never be number 100. But you go ahead and enjoy what your close minded self considers a lot of money... sad... just sad... murph dog??? nothing but a scared little puppy! Settle away!

"Hey Hey Hey, me and you are going to have a talk ASAP, Mr ! I dont like the tone of your voice. Report to my office Monday Morning"

TM

I want to know the Clown was who actually had the adassity to say Thomas Murphy was a great guy and was clean when it came to ethics. This was the same dude who blamed the Branch Managers and low level ERAC employees for the low Integrity problems at ERAC. According to just about everyone in here TM is a low down dirty slime ball. Where did that ERAC clown go?

Originally Posted by Unregistered

"Hey Hey Hey, me and you are going to have a talk ASAP, Mr ! I dont like the tone of your voice. Report to my office Monday Morning"

TM

No problem! Wait is it still Devin's closet? Just wanna make sure I can find you.

Mr Murphy's past lives are as follows:

1.) a used car salesman

2.) CEO for ENRON

3.) a ball boy for the Los Angeles Clippers

4.) a member of the Secret Service

5.) a member of the Colombian Cartel

6.) unemployed welfare recepient