*strange odor in the air*

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

once things were situated at the tower, my partner and i decided to walk up to restaurant row to check on a space that recently became vacant and while walking there i detected a very strong vulgar odor in the air. after checking out the vacant space, i observed a row of e-monkeys sitting at the row bar and the stench became unbearable like it was something rotten and decaying. im not really familiar, but does the advanced stages of the high risk strain of hpv cause such a stench or is it the result of a rotten cervix being eaten up by cancer, lmfao!!!!! looks like you still havent learned. you ruin the life of a man and his family due to your drinking/driving and you still continue to drink and drive. the judicial system will love all of this once it takes its course in the future.
mr. aloha

[trabpukcip]

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

once things were situated at the tower, my partner and i decided to walk up to restaurant row to check on a space that recently became vacant and while walking there i detected a very strong vulgar odor in the air. after checking out the vacant space, i observed a row of e-monkeys sitting at the row bar and the stench became unbearable like it was something rotten and decaying. im not really familiar, but does the advanced stages of the high risk strain of hpv cause such a stench or is it the result of a rotten cervix being eaten up by cancer, lmfao!!!!! looks like you still havent learned. you ruin the life of a man and his family due to your drinking/driving and you still continue to drink and drive. the judicial system will love all of this once it takes its course in the future.
mr. aloha

I'm suprised you were able to differentiate Herpes from e-chimps from the herpes rotting your own crotch. Explain how you were able to bang an e-whore and not get HPV? Sounds impossible considering natives have no antibodies for those diseases. Maybe you just don't realize it since you can't see the bumps and sores on your genitals due to your oversized samoan belly.

[Collared Greens]

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

once things were situated at the tower, my partner and i decided to walk

Are you talking about a "Life Partner"? Not trying to judge you but maybe it's time you made an honest man of him and married him. Isn't it legal out there?

Hey, who's going to win the Bears Cowboys game tonight.... Nevermind, I forgot who I was asking.

[trabpukcip]

Originally Posted by Collared Greens

Are you talking about a "Life Partner"? Not trying to judge you but maybe it's time you made an honest man of him and married him. Isn't it legal out there?

Hey, who's going to win the Bears Cowboys game tonight.... Nevermind, I forgot who I was asking.

I think twinkletoes was rooting for the "Bears" if you see where I'm going.

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

once things were situated at the tower, my partner and i decided to walk up to restaurant row to check on a space that recently became vacant and while walking there i detected a very strong vulgar odor in the air. after checking out the vacant space, i observed a row of e-monkeys sitting at the row bar and the stench became unbearable like it was something rotten and decaying. im not really familiar, but does the advanced stages of the high risk strain of hpv cause such a stench or is it the result of a rotten cervix being eaten up by cancer, lmfao!!!!! looks like you still havent learned. you ruin the life of a man and his family due to your drinking/driving and you still continue to drink and drive. the judicial system will love all of this once it takes its course in the future.
mr. aloha

Now that is one stink punani.

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

Originally Posted by trabpukcip

I think twinkletoes was rooting for the "Bears" if you see where I'm going.

im very much familiar with "twinkletoes" and im quite fond of watching them. years back i co-produced a local hawaiian music concert at aloha tower when my baby cousin accidently bumped into two good sized kanaks (my favorite type, about 6'0", 250 lbs., lookin' like they just got out of the gym benching 400+) which resulted in the beer they were holding spilling onto them. they both desired the attention among the crowd of 6,000 and immediately grabbed ahold of my baby cousin for his mistake. when all was said and done, one was impaled on the sego palm inside of a planter and the other was unconscious on the ground doing "shake and bake" like convulsions and i remember watching his feet and toes shaking, hence the term, "twinkletoes" and i found it to be quite amusing to watch. what i hated about all of this is they initially wanted to play toughguy to seek attention and all of a sudden, they run to the cops to initiate cases and hire an attorney to file a civil suit.....they later opted to withdrawl complaint on the criminal side and dropped the civil cases as well all in the best interest of everyone involved. with this in mind, i really miss watching the "twinkletoes" and would love to see more in the future just to keep myself entertained. one question, since the toes of a monkey are curved for grabbing things, will it be possible for an e-monkey to have "twinkletoes".....lmfao?
mr. aloha

[trabpukcip]

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

(my favorite type, about 6'0", 250 lbs., lookin' like they just got out of the gym benching 400+)

I didn't know you liked Big guys (and apparently double teams?). I personally don't really have a type- tall, short, blonde asian, whatever is good with me. As long as they're chicks its all good.

Don't get mad, I'm not trying to judge you. Your sexual preferences don't bother me. Just in the future keep your likes and dislikes for your Craigslist profile.

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

once things were situated at the tower, my partner and i decided to walk up to restaurant row to check on a space that recently became vacant and while walking there i detected a very strong vulgar odor in the air. after checking out the vacant space, i observed a row of e-monkeys sitting at the row bar and the stench became unbearable like it was something rotten and decaying. im not really familiar, but does the advanced stages of the high risk strain of hpv cause such a stench or is it the result of a rotten cervix being eaten up by cancer, lmfao!!!!! looks like you still havent learned. you ruin the life of a man and his family due to your drinking/driving and you still continue to drink and drive. the judicial system will love all of this once it takes its course in the future.
mr. aloha

That is one rotten punani!

[hekiliko'olau]

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

my favorite type, about 6'0", 250 lbs., lookin' like they just got out of the gym benching 400+

Mine too, and the darker the better!

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by trabpukcip

I didn't know you liked Big guys (and apparently double teams?). I personally don't really have a type- tall, short, blonde asian, whatever is good with me. As long as they're chicks its all good.

Don't get mad, I'm not trying to judge you. Your sexual preferences don't bother me. Just in the future keep your likes and dislikes for your Craigslist profile.

Lighten up, Francis.