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Old 2007-10-19
In The News
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Default MR. ALOHA IS A MUTE

Funny how Aloha has so much to say on this board yet when he was confronted by the media over his connection to a defense contractor company he became silent and the only words he knew was NO COMMENT. I wonder if Aloha will have money to buy his fancy watches now that his Global Risk Solutions company is in question with its connection to Blackwater and Dinsek? Speak up Aloha. How come you have been so quiet lately and BTW you don't impress anyone pulling up to the front of Pearl in your white Masarati. Is the saying true of Masarati owners are people who can't afford to buy a Ferari?
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Old 2007-10-19
News at 11
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Where can we see this information? I missed this on the news. What day was this reported?
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Old 2007-10-19
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Funny how Aloha has so much to say on this board yet when he was confronted by the media over his connection to a defense contractor company he became silent and the only words he knew was NO COMMENT. I wonder if Aloha will have money to buy his fancy watches now that his Global Risk Solutions company is in question with its connection to Blackwater and Dinsek? Speak up Aloha. How come you have been so quiet lately and BTW you don't impress anyone pulling up to the front of Pearl in your white Masarati. Is the saying true of Masarati owners are people who can't afford to buy a Ferari?
maybe syphillis is affecting his voice box?
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Old 2007-10-21
J E A L O U S B I T C H
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Funny how Aloha has so much to say on this board yet when he was confronted by the media over his connection to a defense contractor company he became silent and the only words he knew was NO COMMENT. I wonder if Aloha will have money to buy his fancy watches now that his Global Risk Solutions company is in question with its connection to Blackwater and Dinsek? Speak up Aloha. How come you have been so quiet lately and BTW you don't impress anyone pulling up to the front of Pearl in your white Masarati. Is the saying true of Masarati owners are people who can't afford to buy a Ferari?
It is definitely true that people who are too stupid to spell MASERATI and FERRARI are definitely too stupid to own either.
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Old 2007-10-21
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Default Re: MR. ALOHA IS A MUTE

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It is definitely true that people who are too stupid to spell MASERATI and FERRARI are definitely too stupid to own either.
Nah ... he's not stupid because he cannot spell maserati or ferrari ... he just went to public school!!! And how funny is it that when someone stands up for Aloha they use his same tactics to belittle and attack instead of answer accusations with facts. Gee, could Aloha be finally realizing that people are catching on that he is full of crap? So now he has to post under a pseudonym so that he can try to circumvent people's logic.
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Old 2007-10-22
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Who is this person and why is he important?
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Old 2007-10-23
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Funny how Aloha has so much to say on this board yet when he was confronted by the media over his connection to a defense contractor company he became silent and the only words he knew was NO COMMENT. I wonder if Aloha will have money to buy his fancy watches now that his Global Risk Solutions company is in question with its connection to Blackwater and Dinsek? Speak up Aloha. How come you have been so quiet lately and BTW you don't impress anyone pulling up to the front of Pearl in your white Masarati. Is the saying true of Masarati owners are people who can't afford to buy a Ferari?
you must be the typical e-monkey in believing all you hear.....kind of like, retire at 40, 6 figures in 6 years, living the dream, and all the other e-monkey jargon in the erac world of make believe with so much talk and nothing to physically show, lol! for the record, grs is in no way affiliated, connected, or associated to blackwater and dynsec. you obviously have difficulty in interpreting a simple news story.....the only comparison is the fact grs procures the contract services of individuals from the special warfare community. as far as the fancy watches, i presently have the new anniv. milgauss, the new gmt II, and another s/s daytonal on order.....it is just taking awhile since the authorized dealers are being bombarded to fill orders to all you big time mega buck earning e-monkeys, lmfao!!!!!
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Old 2007-10-23
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Nah ... he's not stupid because he cannot spell maserati or ferrari ... he just went to public school!!! And how funny is it that when someone stands up for Aloha they use his same tactics to belittle and attack instead of answer accusations with facts. Gee, could Aloha be finally realizing that people are catching on that he is full of crap? So now he has to post under a pseudonym so that he can try to circumvent people's logic.
you are absolutely right by stating, "people are catching on that he is full of crap?" with this in mind, i will retract my statements that michelle johnson of group 36 is not infected between her legs with a high risk strain of hpv and the health records at kaiser stating so is only make believe, she didnt go by the moniker of "kala" when she worked as a bar hostess at club nakase and waikiki san chome catering to the needs of wealthy japanese male clientele, she didnt steal cash from the marine corps base erac branch cashbox, she didnt steal car parts from a erac honda crv at the airport for a honda crv she owned at the time, she wasnt one of my toys in my stable for the last 6 years, she doesnt possess abnormal labia between her legs with one side hanging like a cheap piece of discounted beef jerky on one side and the opposite side tucked in nice, she doesnt have a lazy ass father who spends more time at home than home business guru don lapre.....definitely a poor excuse for a white man, she wasnt fond of sneaking into the enlisted barracks at the marine corps base to hook up with her jarhead gabriel figueroa, she didnt drive recklessly one night after having too much to drink and intentionally ran a car off the road on kam. hwy by dole cannery by driving into incoming traffic head on because she was mad at me when i told she was only a "side salad" for me and nothing more, she isnt in the data base for the outrigger ohana hotels, airport hotel, double tree alana hotel, and aqua hotels as a frequent guest.....the michelle johnson who is in their data base and who happens to show a kaneohe kupohu street address is only imaginary and make believe, she hasnt slept with a dozen different low rent individuals by the time she was 18, she doesnt have $20k in revolving credit debt......instead she is debt free, her parents arent low wage pathetic fucks who combined earn less than her erac annual income...instead they are wealthy and living the good life, her parents were not renters as i claimed and instead own and reside in a residence valued in the millions, she doesnt earn $44k at erac and instead she earns in excess of $100k,.......blah, blah, blah........instead she is a wonderful human being with the highest morals and is a definite role model for todays female youth, lmfao!!!!!
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Old 2007-10-23
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you are absolutely right by stating, "people are catching on that he is full of crap?" with this in mind, i will retract my statements that michelle johnson of group 36 is not infected between her legs with a high risk strain of hpv and the health records at kaiser stating so is only make believe, she didnt go by the moniker of "kala" when she worked as a bar hostess at club nakase and waikiki san chome catering to the needs of wealthy japanese male clientele, she didnt steal cash from the marine corps base erac branch cashbox, she didnt steal car parts from a erac honda crv at the airport for a honda crv she owned at the time, she wasnt one of my toys in my stable for the last 6 years, she doesnt possess abnormal labia between her legs with one side hanging like a cheap piece of discounted beef jerky on one side and the opposite side tucked in nice, she doesnt have a lazy ass father who spends more time at home than home business guru don lapre.....definitely a poor excuse for a white man, she wasnt fond of sneaking into the enlisted barracks at the marine corps base to hook up with her jarhead gabriel figueroa, she didnt drive recklessly one night after having too much to drink and intentionally ran a car off the road on kam. hwy by dole cannery by driving into incoming traffic head on because she was mad at me when i told she was only a "side salad" for me and nothing more, she isnt in the data base for the outrigger ohana hotels, airport hotel, double tree alana hotel, and aqua hotels as a frequent guest.....the michelle johnson who is in their data base and who happens to show a kaneohe kupohu street address is only imaginary and make believe, she hasnt slept with a dozen different low rent individuals by the time she was 18, she doesnt have $20k in revolving credit debt......instead she is debt free, her parents arent low wage pathetic fucks who combined earn less than her erac annual income...instead they are wealthy and living the good life, her parents were not renters as i claimed and instead own and reside in a residence valued in the millions, she doesnt earn $44k at erac and instead she earns in excess of $100k,.......blah, blah, blah........instead she is a wonderful human being with the highest morals and is a definite role model for todays female youth, lmfao!!!!!
mr. aloha
She sounds exactly like the mate I've been searching for days on end to introduce to the parents and spend the rest of my life with.
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Old 2007-10-23
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She sounds exactly like the mate I've been searching for days on end to introduce to the parents and spend the rest of my life with.
all you need to do is assure her she has accomplished a lot in life with erac, tell her there is so much potential for her with erac, tell her she is intelligent or a "superstar" in erac jargon, make heer feel like you really care and the panties will drop without hesitation. if all fails, give her no more than 3 shots and she will not only be all yours, she will perform well with that dosage......anything more and she loses some of her zip.
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