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Old 2007-10-25
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Default OPEN INVITE TO BLAHBLAHBLAH.....

a business i own will be providing some services to the halloween events happening at the tower this weekend. with this in mind, please approach any of the staff at the various establishments and ask for me. ill be on property throughout the night and i can meet up with you in a moments notice so you can "bitch slap" me like you said you will if you were to see me. if youre a female or kala (remove your panties and look below, if you posssess the abnormal labia like ive mentioned in other posts, then youll know who you are, lol!) please bring with you your boyfriend or the toughest moke you know and ill be glad to bring the clitoris out them. please dont run to the cops and an attorney when things dont go your way. almost forgot, if you happen to own a pair of victoria secret white angel wings and devil horns to put on your head, please wear them to bring back some fond memories i had. im sure kala can tell you what i made her do to me while wearing the angel wings and the devil horns, lmafao!!!!!
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Old 2007-10-25
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a business i own will be providing some services to the halloween events happening at the tower this weekend. with this in mind, please approach any of the staff at the various establishments and ask for me. ill be on property throughout the night and i can meet up with you in a moments notice so you can "bitch slap" me like you said you will if you were to see me. if youre a female or kala (remove your panties and look below, if you posssess the abnormal labia like ive mentioned in other posts, then youll know who you are, lol!) please bring with you your boyfriend or the toughest moke you know and ill be glad to bring the clitoris out them. please dont run to the cops and an attorney when things dont go your way. almost forgot, if you happen to own a pair of victoria secret white angel wings and devil horns to put on your head, please wear them to bring back some fond memories i had. im sure kala can tell you what i made her do to me while wearing the angel wings and the devil horns, lmafao!!!!!
mr. aloha
Please share your story with us about angel wings and devil horns. I can already picture Johnson in that get up.
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Old 2007-10-27
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Please share your story with us about angel wings and devil horns. I can already picture Johnson in that get up.
An angel and a devil bundled up in one package can be a good thing.
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Old 2007-10-27
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Ahh Aloha ... such a sad man. You say for me to ask for you .... does the entire world know you as Mr. Aloha?? And what would be the point of me coming out there? Is it truely worth my time to come out, find you, wait for you to insult me in person and see how pathetic you really are in person? But here is an interesting observation ... you can't even threaten someone standing on your own. You have to have your "boys" there to back you up even in your threats. What kind of chicken can't even stand up by himself? I, at least, have no problem standing up for myself against you. But no, you can't do it on your own you wimp!

So here is an invite to you. GET A LIFE!!! Quit being an ERAC groupie. Get a clue about life, love, and women and maybe you might become a real man.
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Old 2007-10-27
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Ahh Aloha ... such a sad man. You say for me to ask for you .... does the entire world know you as Mr. Aloha?? And what would be the point of me coming out there? Is it truely worth my time to come out, find you, wait for you to insult me in person and see how pathetic you really are in person? But here is an interesting observation ... you can't even threaten someone standing on your own. You have to have your "boys" there to back you up even in your threats. What kind of chicken can't even stand up by himself? I, at least, have no problem standing up for myself against you. But no, you can't do it on your own you wimp!

So here is an invite to you. GET A LIFE!!! Quit being an ERAC groupie. Get a clue about life, love, and women and maybe you might become a real man.
You should know who Mr. Aloha is by his real name since he the very person who treated you like a slut for the past several years or is he the person who treated someone you are now very fond of like a slut?
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Old 2007-10-27
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You should know who Mr. Aloha is by his real name since he the very person who treated you like a slut for the past several years or is he the person who treated someone you are now very fond of like a slut?
What is this? Another member of the ERAC boys club (you know, the one that Aloha wishes he was a member)?? Any woman who stands up for herself must be a slut or a whore. It's guys like you who make it so that the Equal Rights Amendment will never pass. No. I am not MJ. I have not ever met Aloha in person (hence the reason I ask for his real name, dipshit!). Nor am I a theif, ex-bar hostess (still not sure what the big bruhaha is on that one), or anything other than someone who worked as an MT/MA for a little over a year and is now happy in a new career. So all of you men (or Aloha and all of his aliases) can kiss my ass. What is it about a strong female that makes you so scared that you have to resort to calling names and attacking me? Grow up!
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Old 2007-10-27
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What is this? Another member of the ERAC boys club (you know, the one that Aloha wishes he was a member)?? Any woman who stands up for herself must be a slut or a whore. It's guys like you who make it so that the Equal Rights Amendment will never pass. No. I am not MJ. I have not ever met Aloha in person (hence the reason I ask for his real name, dipshit!). Nor am I a theif, ex-bar hostess (still not sure what the big bruhaha is on that one), or anything other than someone who worked as an MT/MA for a little over a year and is now happy in a new career. So all of you men (or Aloha and all of his aliases) can kiss my ass. What is it about a strong female that makes you so scared that you have to resort to calling names and attacking me? Grow up!
i'd be happy to kiss your ass, maybe even with tongue too.
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Old 2007-10-28
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What is this? Another member of the ERAC boys club (you know, the one that Aloha wishes he was a member)?? Any woman who stands up for herself must be a slut or a whore. It's guys like you who make it so that the Equal Rights Amendment will never pass. No. I am not MJ. I have not ever met Aloha in person (hence the reason I ask for his real name, dipshit!). Nor am I a theif, ex-bar hostess (still not sure what the big bruhaha is on that one), or anything other than someone who worked as an MT/MA for a little over a year and is now happy in a new career. So all of you men (or Aloha and all of his aliases) can kiss my ass. What is it about a strong female that makes you so scared that you have to resort to calling names and attacking me? Grow up!
Why would any human being with warm blood running through their veins be associated with ERAC? Making fun of an ERAC counter clerk / car detailer and exposing their true reality I do understand, but wishing to be affiliated simply doesn't make sense. It would be the same as associating yourself with counter help at McDonald's.
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Old 2007-10-28
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What is this? Another member of the ERAC boys club (you know, the one that Aloha wishes he was a member)?? Any woman who stands up for herself must be a slut or a whore. It's guys like you who make it so that the Equal Rights Amendment will never pass. No. I am not MJ. I have not ever met Aloha in person (hence the reason I ask for his real name, dipshit!). Nor am I a theif, ex-bar hostess (still not sure what the big bruhaha is on that one), or anything other than someone who worked as an MT/MA for a little over a year and is now happy in a new career. So all of you men (or Aloha and all of his aliases) can kiss my ass. What is it about a strong female that makes you so scared that you have to resort to calling names and attacking me? Grow up!
As a voice for women's rights I'm quite surprised you don't find being a Waikiki bar hostess catering to wealthy men from Japan an exploitation of women. These bar hostesses must sit with these perverts and be groped throughout the night for a lousy 50/50 split on each $20 ladies drink they can talk the customer in buying them. Most of the bar hostesses also engage in sexual favors for a fee with their clients outside of the bar operations for extra money. Did you ever wonder how many of these bar hostesses wear expensive clothing, accessories, and drive foreign when all they do is sit at a table and entertain perverted men?
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Old 2007-10-29
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As a voice for women's rights I'm quite surprised you don't find being a Waikiki bar hostess catering to wealthy men from Japan an exploitation of women. These bar hostesses must sit with these perverts and be groped throughout the night for a lousy 50/50 split on each $20 ladies drink they can talk the customer in buying them. Most of the bar hostesses also engage in sexual favors for a fee with their clients outside of the bar operations for extra money. Did you ever wonder how many of these bar hostesses wear expensive clothing, accessories, and drive foreign when all they do is sit at a table and entertain perverted men?
Is this how she got infected with a high risk strain of HPV?
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