just got off the phone with santa......

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

when calling in the x-mas list for my son and santa asked for my assistance when he discovered im from hawaii. santa related he received a call from a girl from hawaii who only identified herself as michelle and he asked if i or anyone else could help out fulfilling michelles request since he will have difficulty to do so. santa related its the first time in all his years he has ever been presented with a request he simply couldnt fulfill. santa stated michelle informed him she has been a very good girl and has asked him for "responsibility" and "motivation" at which time he asked why and for what. michelle then informed santa her father has been a sloth for the past 8 years and has rarely worked or when he has, its been minimum paying jobs topping out at $12/hour. michelle stated the laziness of her father put tremendous stress on her mother who is the breadwinner of the family and who has maintained employment to support the family. michelles last request is she wishes for a healthy cervix free of any infectious disease so she will be able to "POTENTIALLY" bear children one day without any issues. i had to inform santa that not even money can help him out with this one, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

when calling in the x-mas list for my son and santa asked for my assistance when he discovered im from hawaii. santa related he received a call from a girl from hawaii who only identified herself as michelle and he asked if i or anyone else could help out fulfilling michelles request since he will have difficulty to do so. santa related its the first time in all his years he has ever been presented with a request he simply couldnt fulfill. santa stated michelle informed him she has been a very good girl and has asked him for "responsibility" and "motivation" at which time he asked why and for what. michelle then informed santa her father has been a sloth for the past 8 years and has rarely worked or when he has, its been minimum paying jobs topping out at $12/hour. michelle stated the laziness of her father put tremendous stress on her mother who is the breadwinner of the family and who has maintained employment to support the family. michelles last request is she wishes for a healthy cervix free of any infectious disease so she will be able to "POTENTIALLY" bear children one day without any issues. i had to inform santa that not even money can help him out with this one, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha

what the fuck.....its x-mas season and a time of giving folks! its hard to believe there is nobody out there willing to help out or capable of gift wrapping some "motivation" and "responsibility" for this poor girls lazy ass father and i simply cant imagine there isnt a healthy infectious disease free cervix out there as well.......with my generous mood, im willing to throw in the gift wrapping paper and a $5 dollar starbucks gift card, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

i just got done playing fetch with julius and he displayed more drive and "motivation" for the ball than he normally does......julius has an innate sense of knowing when im about to leave for a trip. since it is the holiday season and a time of giving, ive decided to gift wrap some of the "motivation" from julius just for your lazy ass daddy..........i never knew there was such a thing as a lazy white man, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s. - im building out two new places in waikiki and ill need some cheap labor for the demo work clean up and im willing to pay your lazy ass father a quarter more than the $12/hour he normally earns when he is off his worthless ass and works for a living.

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

when calling in the x-mas list for my son and santa asked for my assistance when he discovered im from hawaii. santa related he received a call from a girl from hawaii who only identified herself as michelle and he asked if i or anyone else could help out fulfilling michelles request since he will have difficulty to do so. santa related its the first time in all his years he has ever been presented with a request he simply couldnt fulfill. santa stated michelle informed him she has been a very good girl and has asked him for "responsibility" and "motivation" at which time he asked why and for what. michelle then informed santa her father has been a sloth for the past 8 years and has rarely worked or when he has, its been minimum paying jobs topping out at $12/hour. michelle stated the laziness of her father put tremendous stress on her mother who is the breadwinner of the family and who has maintained employment to support the family. michelles last request is she wishes for a healthy cervix free of any infectious disease so she will be able to "POTENTIALLY" bear children one day without any issues. i had to inform santa that not even money can help him out with this one, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha

i realize these are such big requests, but did santa or his helpers come through with any of these gifts?
mr. aloha