****need some e-monkey advice****

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

i recently sold off some shares of vmw which i own and was able to make a few dollars although i do wish i would have sold when it was north of $120......with the few dollars ive made, im excited to pursue the life of an e-monkey by partyin' like a rock star in fine establishments like d & b, yard house, tjs, and so on......i would also like to experience shopping at all the fine retail establishments you e-monkeys patronize with your deep pockets but i find it quite intimidating since i cant even pronounce the names of most of these high end retailers and specialty stores.....life is such a challenge and is so unfair keepin' up with the e-monkeys.....maybe one day we all will be able to achieve the success and financial security of the e-monkeys. almost forgot, i used some of my vmw proceeds and treated myself to a very expensive dinner the other night and all the silverware on the table confused the fuck out me......since you e-monkeys dine at the finest restaurants can any of you please educate me on the silverware, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha