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Old 2007-12-15
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in keeping with the holiday season, im in the mood of giving and i have a simple challenge for all the hawaii based e-monkey arms who all claim or lead others to believe and assume they are earning the mega bucks.........im a well known owner and hobby breeder of dogs and i have been blessed to own a specimen of my breed who happens to be an in demand stud here and abroad. here is my challenge.......im confident my boy julius has earned more $$ in 2007 than any hawaii based arm. although julius is mine, on paper he is owned by a limited liability company which i control as the managing member and it has financial records (i.e., bank wires, credit card transactions, & bank cashiers checks) which will verify his personal income. if any self proclaimed mega earning hawaii based arm can prove to earn more than julius in 2007, i will hand over my newly purchased anniv. rolex gmt II watch to the challenging arm and if i lose, all i ask for is the challenging arm calls together an after work gathering among the gullible mts, ams, and bms to inform them how much of a sham erac is in their various deceptive techniques in making the gullible e-monkeys assume they are earning much more than they really are and actually provide the truth by presenting financial documentation such as w-2s and paycheck stubs for them to inspect and verify......ho, ho, ho......merry x-mas!!!!
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Old 2007-12-17
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in keeping with the holiday season, im in the mood of giving and i have a simple challenge for all the hawaii based e-monkey arms who all claim or lead others to believe and assume they are earning the mega bucks.........im a well known owner and hobby breeder of dogs and i have been blessed to own a specimen of my breed who happens to be an in demand stud here and abroad. here is my challenge.......im confident my boy julius has earned more $$ in 2007 than any hawaii based arm. although julius is mine, on paper he is owned by a limited liability company which i control as the managing member and it has financial records (i.e., bank wires, credit card transactions, & bank cashiers checks) which will verify his personal income. if any self proclaimed mega earning hawaii based arm can prove to earn more than julius in 2007, i will hand over my newly purchased anniv. rolex gmt II watch to the challenging arm and if i lose, all i ask for is the challenging arm calls together an after work gathering among the gullible mts, ams, and bms to inform them how much of a sham erac is in their various deceptive techniques in making the gullible e-monkeys assume they are earning much more than they really are and actually provide the truth by presenting financial documentation such as w-2s and paycheck stubs for them to inspect and verify......ho, ho, ho......merry x-mas!!!!
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Nice challenge, there won't be any takers of course, but it's a nice effort. One of the tactics ERAC uses to lure young MTs is lies and mystery about salaries and the "hope" of big bucks later on. If proof were ever established, the myth would be gone.
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Nice challenge, there won't be any takers of course, but it's a nice effort. One of the tactics ERAC uses to lure young MTs is lies and mystery about salaries and the "hope" of big bucks later on. If proof were ever established, the myth would be gone.
you would think at least one of these mega buck earning arms would jump at the challenge if they were so confident they could back up what they preach in making the gullible believe they are so much more than they really are......whats funny is julius is only 3 years old and he never had to tell a lie or wait six years to make six figures........in 2007 he sired 24 keiki in three breedings and i shipped out 25 straws of his frozen semen......all that and imagine he never had to wash or vaccum a car, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha

p.s. - hope you have some time in your schedule bruddah......my fiance and i will be up in your town for the holidays.
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Old 2007-12-17
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you would think at least one of these mega buck earning arms would jump at the challenge if they were so confident they could back up what they preach in making the gullible believe they are so much more than they really are......whats funny is julius is only 3 years old and he never had to tell a lie or wait six years to make six figures........in 2007 he sired 24 keiki in three breedings and i shipped out 25 straws of his frozen semen......all that and imagine he never had to wash or vaccum a car, lmfao!!!!
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p.s. - hope you have some time in your schedule bruddah......my fiance and i will be up in your town for the holidays.
Fiancé? Wow, good for you. Congrats!
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you would think at least one of these mega buck earning arms would jump at the challenge if they were so confident they could back up what they preach in making the gullible believe they are so much more than they really are......whats funny is julius is only 3 years old and he never had to tell a lie or wait six years to make six figures........in 2007 he sired 24 keiki in three breedings and i shipped out 25 straws of his frozen semen......all that and imagine he never had to wash or vaccum a car, lmfao!!!!
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p.s. - hope you have some time in your schedule bruddah......my fiance and i will be up in your town for the holidays.
Yes, looking forward to it. I got your number so expect a call soon bro.
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Yes, looking forward to it. I got your number so expect a call soon bro.
right on bruddah......should be fun, ill be meeting up with a couple nightclub owners to get some ideas for my new upcoming honolulu project.
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Fiancé? Wow, good for you. Congrats!
mahalo for the kind words......we all got to grow up at some point.....years and years of dealing with the drama of easy girls takes a toll although it was fun........and its rare nowadays to find a girl who has taken care of herself and you can be proud of and not have to worry in the back of your head some worthless waiter, dj, bartender, or a car washer has soiled whoever youre seen with in public.
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in keeping with the holiday season, im in the mood of giving and i have a simple challenge for all the hawaii based e-monkey arms who all claim or lead others to believe and assume they are earning the mega bucks.........im a well known owner and hobby breeder of dogs and i have been blessed to own a specimen of my breed who happens to be an in demand stud here and abroad. here is my challenge.......im confident my boy julius has earned more $$ in 2007 than any hawaii based arm. although julius is mine, on paper he is owned by a limited liability company which i control as the managing member and it has financial records (i.e., bank wires, credit card transactions, & bank cashiers checks) which will verify his personal income. if any self proclaimed mega earning hawaii based arm can prove to earn more than julius in 2007, i will hand over my newly purchased anniv. rolex gmt II watch to the challenging arm and if i lose, all i ask for is the challenging arm calls together an after work gathering among the gullible mts, ams, and bms to inform them how much of a sham erac is in their various deceptive techniques in making the gullible e-monkeys assume they are earning much more than they really are and actually provide the truth by presenting financial documentation such as w-2s and paycheck stubs for them to inspect and verify......ho, ho, ho......merry x-mas!!!!
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alright, i realize my prize in the challenge is something all you ultra successful mega earning e-monkeys were priviliged to purchase within days rolex released it back in april as to explain no takers in this challenge......last call to show some proof to all the gullible e-monkeys and reinforce the e-monkey sermon of the roads to prestige and financial security.......the llc which owns the generalissimo is on a calendar year for taxes and will be ready to match the w-2 of any arm in hawaii. as a matter of fact, ill even go out on a limb and match the 2007 annual compensation of any two hawaii based arms and im still confident the generalissimo has grossed more than two arms combined.
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in keeping with the holiday season, im in the mood of giving and i have a simple challenge for all the hawaii based e-monkey arms who all claim or lead others to believe and assume they are earning the mega bucks.........im a well known owner and hobby breeder of dogs and i have been blessed to own a specimen of my breed who happens to be an in demand stud here and abroad. here is my challenge.......im confident my boy julius has earned more $$ in 2007 than any hawaii based arm. although julius is mine, on paper he is owned by a limited liability company which i control as the managing member and it has financial records (i.e., bank wires, credit card transactions, & bank cashiers checks) which will verify his personal income. if any self proclaimed mega earning hawaii based arm can prove to earn more than julius in 2007, i will hand over my newly purchased anniv. rolex gmt II watch to the challenging arm and if i lose, all i ask for is the challenging arm calls together an after work gathering among the gullible mts, ams, and bms to inform them how much of a sham erac is in their various deceptive techniques in making the gullible e-monkeys assume they are earning much more than they really are and actually provide the truth by presenting financial documentation such as w-2s and paycheck stubs for them to inspect and verify......ho, ho, ho......merry x-mas!!!!
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There will never be any takers. Doing so would kill the entire E-Chimp culture of the pot of gold at then end of the rainbow.
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