**** its all true folks ****

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

a couple weeks ago i was out and about in honolulu and i observed a group of what appeared to be e-monkey elite congregating at a honolulu liquor establishment when i saw a slim haole one pull a very thick wad of money out of his pants pocket to pay for the round of drinks. as he pulled the thick wad of money out of his pocket, i saw a small white piece of paper fall to the floor. the "whos who" of the honolulu business sector all walked towards another part of the establishment and i quickly walked over to pick up the small piece of white paper still on the ground with hopes of it containing some information like the next hot stock pick.....we all know the e-monkies have diverse financial portfolios with all their claims of personal wealth and i was praying hard it contained some hot financial information. what i discovered was a deposit slip to a local bank and the deposit was for $192k and change........so folks......all this talk about retiring at 40, partyin' like rock stars, beautiful women at the snap of a finger, exclusive private schools for the keiki, homeownership in the most affluent neighborhoods, blah, blah, blah, must all be so true.......come clean e-monkies.....was this your x-mas bonus? is erac still actively hiring in hawaii? i want to be a part of this amazing organization, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s.- have fun completing your x-mas shopping list and paying with plastic, lol!

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

a couple weeks ago i was out and about in honolulu and i observed a group of what appeared to be e-monkey elite congregating at a honolulu liquor establishment when i saw a slim haole one pull a very thick wad of money out of his pants pocket to pay for the round of drinks. as he pulled the thick wad of money out of his pocket, i saw a small white piece of paper fall to the floor. the "whos who" of the honolulu business sector all walked towards another part of the establishment and i quickly walked over to pick up the small piece of white paper still on the ground with hopes of it containing some information like the next hot stock pick.....we all know the e-monkies have diverse financial portfolios with all their claims of personal wealth and i was praying hard it contained some hot financial information. what i discovered was a deposit slip to a local bank and the deposit was for $192k and change........so folks......all this talk about retiring at 40, partyin' like rock stars, beautiful women at the snap of a finger, exclusive private schools for the keiki, homeownership in the most affluent neighborhoods, blah, blah, blah, must all be so true.......come clean e-monkies.....was this your x-mas bonus? is erac still actively hiring in hawaii? i want to be a part of this amazing organization, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s.- have fun completing your x-mas shopping list and paying with plastic, lol!

i apologize for busting the dream bubble of all you gullible e-monkies who went to bed last night with hopes and dreams after reading my thread......im going to have to bring you back to reality and inform you e-monkies the above story is as much fiction as harry potter and all i have to say is i love vmware and netsuite is my next pick although i really didnt care for the way they handled their ipo.......merry x-mas to all and have fun opening up your mail in the next month when you see your revolving credit balances from your x-mas shopping......then again, all the e-monkey claims of fame and fortune should be able to handle the bills, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s. - i wonder how you are going to float your credit card x-mas shopping bill now that you dont have anyone with means to pay your bill with cash........maybe some dude that rides a moped for transportation can help you out, lmfao!!!!

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

i apologize for busting the dream bubble of all you gullible e-monkies who went to bed last night with hopes and dreams after reading my thread......im going to have to bring you back to reality and inform you e-monkies the above story is as much fiction as harry potter and all i have to say is i love vmware and netsuite is my next pick although i really didnt care for the way they handled their ipo.......merry x-mas to all and have fun opening up your mail in the next month when you see your revolving credit balances from your x-mas shopping......then again, all the e-monkey claims of fame and fortune should be able to handle the bills, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s. - i wonder how you are going to float your credit card x-mas shopping bill now that you dont have anyone with means to pay your bill with cash........maybe some dude that rides a moped for transportation can help you out, lmfao!!!!

lets take a head count.......how many of you e-monkies actually went to bed with e-monkey hopes and dreams when you first read this post, lmfao!!!! oh yeah, almost forgot......happy new year and have fun with another year of working and living in poverty while pretending to be something your not.......it must really hit home hard when youre all alone in your section 8 quality living conditions during bill paying time, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha

[contracheck]

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

lets take a head count.......how many of you e-monkies actually went to bed with e-monkey hopes and dreams when you first read this post, lmfao!!!! oh yeah, almost forgot......happy new year and have fun with another year of working and living in poverty while pretending to be something your not.......it must really hit home hard when youre all alone in your section 8 quality living conditions during bill paying time, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha

AGAIN: PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THE "f" out of lmfao ? There is ladies reading these posts .. like ? Give it up already !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hekiliko'olau]

Originally Posted by contracheck

AGAIN: PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THE "f" out of lmfao ? There is ladies reading these posts .. like ? Give it up already !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck is wrong with lmfao?

[blahblahblah]

Originally Posted by hekiliko'olau

What the fuck is wrong with lmfao?

I think that contra is actually trying to be a gentleman and clean up the language. It kind of shows how low your intelligence level is when you have to resort to swearing in order to get your point across.

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by blahblahblah

I think that contra is actually trying to be a gentleman and clean up the language. It kind of shows how low your intelligence level is when you have to resort to swearing in order to get your point across.

I find it sort of quaint that now that we've finally gotten rid of the "You cocaine-addicted, child-raping, prostitute-murdering, weak, dominated, animal-fucking, loser, one-testicled, racist, anti-Semitic, alcoholic, dead (yes, dead), short, bald, big, fat, gay Jew" comments, someone now objects to "lmfao".

LMFAO

[hekiliko'olau]

Originally Posted by blahblahblah

I think that contra is actually trying to be a gentleman and clean up the language.

There you go, speaking for others.

Originally Posted by blahblahblah

It kind of shows how low your intelligence level is when you have to resort to swearing in order to get your point across.

You want clean and nice? Go to church. This is the real world, and people aren't always going to talk the way YOU want them to. I think it's pretty fucking funny. The words a person chooses have nothing to do with his/her level of intelligence. If you don't like what you read here, stop reading. I think I have had this same conversation with you before, Miss I-am-perfect-and-proper-so-I-get-to-tell-everyone-how-to-talk. Don't you have papers to grade? Loosen up a bit. You'll die of a stroke if you stay this uptight. Free speech isn't for sissies. Thanks ?????!

LMFAO

[hekiliko'olau]

Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin

...short, bald, big, fat, gay Jew...
LMFAO

You just described this guy:

http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/ph...08/9187031.jpg

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by hekiliko'olau

You just described this guy:

http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/ph...08/9187031.jpg

Actually, I'm pretty sure that's that famous indie movie reviewer guy out of Austin, Texas. He's alright.