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Default **** politics of female e-monkey sex ****

i have a question for all female e-monkies out there.........more than likely, if you come from a decent normal household, your parents gave you a talk about the birds and the bees back in the day and informed you sex was something you save for someone very special and worthy. as we all are aware, there is plenty of incestuous sex going on within the erac e-monkey community......my question is how do you react when some e-monkey portrays himself as the second coming (mega bucks, pro athlete money, and so on.....) and you fall for it and allow this pathetic excuse of a human between your legs only to find out later he is a feeble fuck with no house, minimal savings, and a dog actually earns more money than him........what do you do? its already much too late because youre already soiled by the pathetic fuck......do you actually switch up and stop fucking in the missionary position and limit fucking to doggy fashion so you dont have to look at a pathetic excuse of a human being and be reminded with reality what youre allowing to penetrate and soil your intestines.......definitely not someone special like mommy and daddy once talked about, lmfao!!!!
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Default Re: **** politics of female e-monkey sex ****

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i have a question for all female e-monkies out there.........more than likely, if you come from a decent normal household, your parents gave you a talk about the birds and the bees back in the day and informed you sex was something you save for someone very special and worthy. as we all are aware, there is plenty of incestuous sex going on within the erac e-monkey community......my question is how do you react when some e-monkey portrays himself as the second coming (mega bucks, pro athlete money, and so on.....) and you fall for it and allow this pathetic excuse of a human between your legs only to find out later he is a feeble fuck with no house, minimal savings, and a dog actually earns more money than him........what do you do? its already much too late because youre already soiled by the pathetic fuck......do you actually switch up and stop fucking in the missionary position and limit fucking to doggy fashion so you dont have to look at a pathetic excuse of a human being and be reminded with reality what youre allowing to penetrate and soil your intestines.......definitely not someone special like mommy and daddy once talked about, lmfao!!!!
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Lauren must of limited herself to the doggy position from the get go so she wouldn't have to look at Tang's face.
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i have a question for all female e-monkies out there.........more than likely, if you come from a decent normal household, your parents gave you a talk about the birds and the bees back in the day and informed you sex was something you save for someone very special and worthy. as we all are aware, there is plenty of incestuous sex going on within the erac e-monkey community......my question is how do you react when some e-monkey portrays himself as the second coming (mega bucks, pro athlete money, and so on.....) and you fall for it and allow this pathetic excuse of a human between your legs only to find out later he is a feeble fuck with no house, minimal savings, and a dog actually earns more money than him........what do you do? its already much too late because youre already soiled by the pathetic fuck......do you actually switch up and stop fucking in the missionary position and limit fucking to doggy fashion so you dont have to look at a pathetic excuse of a human being and be reminded with reality what youre allowing to penetrate and soil your intestines.......definitely not someone special like mommy and daddy once talked about, lmfao!!!!
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