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Old 2008-01-18
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ive recently finalized lease agreements for a great location in waikiki and ill be in the demo phase once demo permits are issued in the next couple of weeks......for you e-monkey entrepreneurs who claim to run your own business, you should be well aware of the incentives of buildout time in relation to lease terms....with this in mind, im looking for individuals with strong hands, wrists, arms, legs and individuals with attention to detail when it comes to cleaning.......as a dog breeding hobbyist, ive always bred the "best to the best" lining up strengths to weaknesses in my attempt to create the best bulldog. keeing these theories in mind, im looking for anyone who happens to be a by-product of not just two e-monkies, but specifically two e-monkies who were or still are "superstars" in cleaning cars since we all know this type of repetitive works makes strongs hands, wrists, arms, and legs......hopefully in theory, these physical characteristics are passed on to their offspring and will benefit my demo job. ill actually give everyone a 60 min. lunch break and shifts will be 8 hours with anything beyond at time and half. pay will be $14.50 with full benefits and you will not be required to wear a suit and pretend to be someone youre really not.....oh yeah.....almost forgot.....one requirement is you have a clean bill of health with no sexually transmitted disease, especially one that has no known medical cure........so please michelle j., although youre desperate with your heavy burden of revolving credit closing in on $20k, please do not apply, lmfao!!!!
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Old 2008-01-19
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ive recently finalized lease agreements for a great location in waikiki and ill be in the demo phase once demo permits are issued in the next couple of weeks......for you e-monkey entrepreneurs who claim to run your own business, you should be well aware of the incentives of buildout time in relation to lease terms....with this in mind, im looking for individuals with strong hands, wrists, arms, legs and individuals with attention to detail when it comes to cleaning.......as a dog breeding hobbyist, ive always bred the "best to the best" lining up strengths to weaknesses in my attempt to create the best bulldog. keeing these theories in mind, im looking for anyone who happens to be a by-product of not just two e-monkies, but specifically two e-monkies who were or still are "superstars" in cleaning cars since we all know this type of repetitive works makes strongs hands, wrists, arms, and legs......hopefully in theory, these physical characteristics are passed on to their offspring and will benefit my demo job. ill actually give everyone a 60 min. lunch break and shifts will be 8 hours with anything beyond at time and half. pay will be $14.50 with full benefits and you will not be required to wear a suit and pretend to be someone youre really not.....oh yeah.....almost forgot.....one requirement is you have a clean bill of health with no sexually transmitted disease, especially one that has no known medical cure........so please michelle j., although youre desperate with your heavy burden of revolving credit closing in on $20k, please do not apply, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
interesting case in copenhagen, denmark......an american from new york was recently charged criminally for having sex with numerous danish nationals while he was "knowingly" aware he was infected with a sexually transmitted disease and spreading it to whoever he fucked......america or is should say the state of hawaii should consider adopting some similar laws, lmfao!!!!
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Old 2008-01-28
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ive recently finalized lease agreements for a great location in waikiki and ill be in the demo phase once demo permits are issued in the next couple of weeks......for you e-monkey entrepreneurs who claim to run your own business, you should be well aware of the incentives of buildout time in relation to lease terms....with this in mind, im looking for individuals with strong hands, wrists, arms, legs and individuals with attention to detail when it comes to cleaning.......as a dog breeding hobbyist, ive always bred the "best to the best" lining up strengths to weaknesses in my attempt to create the best bulldog. keeing these theories in mind, im looking for anyone who happens to be a by-product of not just two e-monkies, but specifically two e-monkies who were or still are "superstars" in cleaning cars since we all know this type of repetitive works makes strongs hands, wrists, arms, and legs......hopefully in theory, these physical characteristics are passed on to their offspring and will benefit my demo job. ill actually give everyone a 60 min. lunch break and shifts will be 8 hours with anything beyond at time and half. pay will be $14.50 with full benefits and you will not be required to wear a suit and pretend to be someone youre really not.....oh yeah.....almost forgot.....one requirement is you have a clean bill of health with no sexually transmitted disease, especially one that has no known medical cure........so please michelle j., although youre desperate with your heavy burden of revolving credit closing in on $20k, please do not apply, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
ill be taking possession from landlord on feb 12th and demo/renovation will commence.......any e-monkeys possessing the genetic makeup as described in my above post are recommended to apply.......no guarantees of retiring at 40, achieving personal wealth, and most importantly, you dont have to waste energy and pretend to be someone youre not.........just simple hard work for pay......no interview process.....ill have a couple cars available and your employment will be determined by your car cleaning technique, lmfao!!!!
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Old 2008-01-30
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interesting case in copenhagen, denmark......an american from new york was recently charged criminally for having sex with numerous danish nationals while he was "knowingly" aware he was infected with a sexually transmitted disease and spreading it to whoever he fucked......america or is should say the state of hawaii should consider adopting some similar laws, lmfao!!!!
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why ????? on earth do you lowlife continually use the word " fucked" ..... ??????? ah yes ... it IS because you ARE a lowlife .... right ....
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Old 2008-01-31
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why ????? on earth do you lowlife continually use the word " fucked" ..... ??????? ah yes ... it IS because you ARE a lowlife .... right ....
make an honest assessment of yourself with the following.....you either rent or have a 30 year mortgage, you stand in line at the bank for teller service, you dont have at least 6 months of gross wages in a savings account, you have revolving credit that never really gets paid down, your refrigerator is half empty, you had no other choice but to accept employment as an e-monkey, you look at prices on a menu whenever you actually get a chance for a decent meal, your name and number cant be found on the rolodex of a political leader in your community or a pillar in the business community, when being seen by your physician, he/she doesnt leave the room when your phone is heard ringing.....im sure you get the pic......now that is what i call a lowlife! what you dont understand and never will understand with all your limitations and challenges in life is someone like myself never has to conform and it doesnt matter if im accepted or not for the simple fact i will always continue to eat whatever i desire, soil whatever catches my eye, and enjoy the quality of life as i choose regardless......now you go punch in or log in or whatever the fuck you e-monkies do and have fun waiting for and looking at your next two week paystub, lmfao!!!!
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