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Old 2008-01-30
MisterAlohaIsBack MisterAlohaIsBack is offline
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Default are the e-monkeys taking advantage......

of all the real estate bargains available out there and especially the bargain stocks that are available as well......with all these claims of vast personal wealth and income it must be a fun time for the e-monkey.....within minutes of the fed making its 1/2 point cut the market has gone from negative to positive.....it must be a great time to be an e-monkey! im kind of diggin' that old hot chocolate tune with my modified twist........"i believe in markel (mkl), you sexy thing"........lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s. - did you e-monkeys have to still wash the cars yesterday with all the rain or shall i say in the rain instead?
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Default Re: are the e-monkeys taking advantage......

Hilarious!
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Default Re: are the e-monkeys taking advantage......

lmao
i'm surprized erac doesn't have an employee housing plan
like buying an apt complex in cities and placing chimps there...of course they would payroll deduct the weekly rental charges.
4 deep in a shitty 2 bedroom apt is how they'd have it set up
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lmao
i'm surprized erac doesn't have an employee housing plan
like buying an apt complex in cities and placing chimps there...of course they would payroll deduct the weekly rental charges.
4 deep in a shitty 2 bedroom apt is how they'd have it set up
im much surprised they havent already implemented your concept....it certainly would be great for retention with all of them together kind of like a commune where they could all fornicate and speak their lingo and compare who wrote out more tickets and all the other bullshit they talk about, lmfao!!!!
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Default Re: are the e-monkeys taking advantage......

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of all the real estate bargains available out there and especially the bargain stocks that are available as well......with all these claims of vast personal wealth and income it must be a fun time for the e-monkey.....within minutes of the fed making its 1/2 point cut the market has gone from negative to positive.....it must be a great time to be an e-monkey! im kind of diggin' that old hot chocolate tune with my modified twist........"i believe in markel (mkl), you sexy thing"........lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s. - did you e-monkeys have to still wash the cars yesterday with all the rain or shall i say in the rain instead?
Those who are less well off that others often times make fun of them that are...isn't that right Mr aloha??? Wink Wink? Still cashing in food stamps for booze??
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Those who are less well off that others often times make fun of them that are...isn't that right Mr aloha??? Wink Wink? Still cashing in food stamps for booze??
lmfao........with a screen name like bubba i can understand how frustrating it may be to be a white man with such limited choices in life you had no other choice but to be employed as an e-monkey cleaning cars and renting them over a counter top like a fast food employee all the while doing it in a coat and tie. i can also clearly see how demoralizing it can be and it must really suck to see someone with dark skin pigment like myself with so many choices and opportunity in life......let me hear it....."mom and dad...i went to college and gots me a degree and i work hard like you tell me to do and i still dont get anywhere....life is just so unfair......and to top it off, mr. aloha owns a dog of all things who earns more money than me".....mom and then then reply, "youre doing okay bubba, we still love you"....lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s. - how does bubba keep track of time? ive heard the redneck rolex is a timex and it keeps good enough time to get you into work to punch in on the time clock, lmfao!!!!
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Old 2008-02-28
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Those who are less well off that others often times make fun of them that are...isn't that right Mr aloha??? Wink Wink? Still cashing in food stamps for booze??
No, only dirtbags like yourself Bubba, lmfao!
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