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Old 2008-02-02
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so are the e-monkeys gathering to watch the super bowl on some 50" store special which was bought on some special 3 year no interest plan, lmfao!!!! as ive observed in the past, for a group who all claim to be doing so well, i always observed the quality of food at gatherings comparable to something i wouldnt even consider donating to the homeless at ihs. ill be taking the points and the under on the game......oh yeah, ill start the odds at even that mr. moneybags tanaka brings with him his one carton of orange juice with him. michelle use to always tell me how cheap she thought tanaka was when all he would bring is one carton of orange juice to some of their meetings....i find that a bit inconsistent for an individual who all the hawaii e-monkeys claims to be bringing in $2m annually, lmfao!!!!
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so are the e-monkeys gathering to watch the super bowl on some 50" store special which was bought on some special 3 year no interest plan, lmfao!!!! as ive observed in the past, for a group who all claim to be doing so well, i always observed the quality of food at gatherings comparable to something i wouldnt even consider donating to the homeless at ihs. ill be taking the points and the under on the game......oh yeah, ill start the odds at even that mr. moneybags tanaka brings with him his one carton of orange juice with him. michelle use to always tell me how cheap she thought tanaka was when all he would bring is one carton of orange juice to some of their meetings....i find that a bit inconsistent for an individual who all the hawaii e-monkeys claims to be bringing in $2m annually, lmfao!!!!
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ill give mr. moneybags tanaka the benefit of the doubt and say that he will at least bring with him a bag of chips or cookies........his choosing of a second class venue like the ala moana hotel and the budget he allowed for the buffet the past two annual x-mas parties clearly shows how much he appreciates his e-monkey disciples.....its kind of funny watching all the e-monkies dress up in their suits and dresses for a second class venue and food you can get at l & l diner, lmfao!!!!
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so are the e-monkeys gathering to watch the super bowl on some 50" store special which was bought on some special 3 year no interest plan, lmfao!!!! as ive observed in the past, for a group who all claim to be doing so well, i always observed the quality of food at gatherings comparable to something i wouldnt even consider donating to the homeless at ihs. ill be taking the points and the under on the game......oh yeah, ill start the odds at even that mr. moneybags tanaka brings with him his one carton of orange juice with him. michelle use to always tell me how cheap she thought tanaka was when all he would bring is one carton of orange juice to some of their meetings....i find that a bit inconsistent for an individual who all the hawaii e-monkeys claims to be bringing in $2m annually, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
its a done deal taking the points and the under......almost as easy as dropping the panties off of a gold diggin' slut! from a realistic perspective, what is pathetic and sad is the small amount of money ill be collecting off of this win is the equivalent to 6 months net pay for an e-monkey branch manager.....so ladies, if you feel like you have something special on your hands, just keep in mind that the individual you have your legs spread for this evening must work a half a frickin' year to match my fun wager.....one piece of advice to minimize the the mind from wandering.....do it doggy style instead of missionary so you dont have to look at the pathetic fuck, lmfao!!!!
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its a done deal taking the points and the under......almost as easy as dropping the panties off of a gold diggin' slut! from a realistic perspective, what is pathetic and sad is the small amount of money ill be collecting off of this win is the equivalent to 6 months net pay for an e-monkey branch manager.....so ladies, if you feel like you have something special on your hands, just keep in mind that the individual you have your legs spread for this evening must work a half a frickin' year to match my fun wager.....one piece of advice to minimize the the mind from wandering.....do it doggy style instead of missionary so you dont have to look at the pathetic fuck, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
Great call on the side and total my brother!
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Great call on the side and total my brother!
mahalo for your kind words my bruddah......we will be up again feb. 21-29 for the restaurant/nightclub convention. you and your wife should try to make some time and join myself and team lava rock for a night out on the town as ill be on a shopping spree of restaurant/bar equip. and i will definitely be making the vendors im dealing with take care of my entertainment and dining tabs while im in town. take care and stay in touch.
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