**** beware of the e-monkey super bowl double dip ****

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

recent scientific data all stemming from the seinfeld show verifies the cross contamination of double dipping chips in the dip as will occur often at super bowl gatherings. keeping this in mind, hawaii e-monkeys should heed to this warning as you never know who may be double dipping in your dip at your gathering....especially so with flu season coming in strong and also the fact medical data verifies the high risk strain of HPV can infect the mouth as well through oral sex with an infected individual and can be passed on through a simple kiss with an individual infected with HPV in their mouth. another important thing to consider is if your an entry level e-monkey and youre invited to an e-monkey super bowl gathering at a private residence in which the various levels of e-monkey hierarchy is present.....if you become involved in a car accident in which you are injured or injure others, erac can now become liable from a civil perspective because the innocent fun viewing of the super bowl can now be considered an extension of the work place.....the homeowner will also be responsible as well......so drink up and be merry e-monkies! this can also apply if youre told to meet up at a public establishment as well. this is also a good environment to launch a sexual harassment case with the eeoc as this type of environment with alcohol involved brings out the best of in the e-monkey, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s. - my best advice will be to just sleep over and it will promote a conducive environment for some e-monkey incestuous sex since everyone will be in close quarters, lmfao!!!!

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

recent scientific data all stemming from the seinfeld show verifies the cross contamination of double dipping chips in the dip as will occur often at super bowl gatherings. keeping this in mind, hawaii e-monkeys should heed to this warning as you never know who may be double dipping in your dip at your gathering....especially so with flu season coming in strong and also the fact medical data verifies the high risk strain of HPV can infect the mouth as well through oral sex with an infected individual and can be passed on through a simple kiss with an individual infected with HPV in their mouth. another important thing to consider is if your an entry level e-monkey and youre invited to an e-monkey super bowl gathering at a private residence in which the various levels of e-monkey hierarchy is present.....if you become involved in a car accident in which you are injured or injure others, erac can now become liable from a civil perspective because the innocent fun viewing of the super bowl can now be considered an extension of the work place.....the homeowner will also be responsible as well......so drink up and be merry e-monkies! this can also apply if youre told to meet up at a public establishment as well. this is also a good environment to launch a sexual harassment case with the eeoc as this type of environment with alcohol involved brings out the best of in the e-monkey, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s. - my best advice will be to just sleep over and it will promote a conducive environment for some e-monkey incestuous sex since everyone will be in close quarters, lmfao!!!!

with all the alcohol flowing, it will be in your best interest to keep an eye on the dip.......imagine going into the future a bit and meeting the girl of your dreams who is beautiful, intelligent, and actually took care of herself.....you pursue her and find yourself in a relationship only to shake it up when she tests positive for a high risk strain of HPV.....how do you explain it? i guess you just gotta blame it on the double dip chip, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

with all the alcohol flowing, it will be in your best interest to keep an eye on the dip.......imagine going into the future a bit and meeting the girl of your dreams who is beautiful, intelligent, and actually took care of herself.....you pursue her and find yourself in a relationship only to shake it up when she tests positive for a high risk strain of HPV.....how do you explain it? i guess you just gotta blame it on the double dip chip, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha

so did you e-monkeys pull shift duty watching to see if some infected slut double dips into the chip dip or dressing dip? i figure the shift duty would be kind of similar to how asst. managers at the airport had to sit outside rain or shine and check in vehicles, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

recent scientific data all stemming from the seinfeld show verifies the cross contamination of double dipping chips in the dip as will occur often at super bowl gatherings. keeping this in mind, hawaii e-monkeys should heed to this warning as you never know who may be double dipping in your dip at your gathering....especially so with flu season coming in strong and also the fact medical data verifies the high risk strain of HPV can infect the mouth as well through oral sex with an infected individual and can be passed on through a simple kiss with an individual infected with HPV in their mouth. another important thing to consider is if your an entry level e-monkey and youre invited to an e-monkey super bowl gathering at a private residence in which the various levels of e-monkey hierarchy is present.....if you become involved in a car accident in which you are injured or injure others, erac can now become liable from a civil perspective because the innocent fun viewing of the super bowl can now be considered an extension of the work place.....the homeowner will also be responsible as well......so drink up and be merry e-monkies! this can also apply if youre told to meet up at a public establishment as well. this is also a good environment to launch a sexual harassment case with the eeoc as this type of environment with alcohol involved brings out the best of in the e-monkey, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s. - my best advice will be to just sleep over and it will promote a conducive environment for some e-monkey incestuous sex since everyone will be in close quarters, lmfao!!!!

any hawaii e-monkeys experiencing any hpv symptoms as of late.......i guess it depends on who attended your party.......blame it on the chip dip, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

recent scientific data all stemming from the seinfeld show verifies the cross contamination of double dipping chips in the dip as will occur often at super bowl gatherings. keeping this in mind, hawaii e-monkeys should heed to this warning as you never know who may be double dipping in your dip at your gathering....especially so with flu season coming in strong and also the fact medical data verifies the high risk strain of HPV can infect the mouth as well through oral sex with an infected individual and can be passed on through a simple kiss with an individual infected with HPV in their mouth. another important thing to consider is if your an entry level e-monkey and youre invited to an e-monkey super bowl gathering at a private residence in which the various levels of e-monkey hierarchy is present.....if you become involved in a car accident in which you are injured or injure others, erac can now become liable from a civil perspective because the innocent fun viewing of the super bowl can now be considered an extension of the work place.....the homeowner will also be responsible as well......so drink up and be merry e-monkies! this can also apply if youre told to meet up at a public establishment as well. this is also a good environment to launch a sexual harassment case with the eeoc as this type of environment with alcohol involved brings out the best of in the e-monkey, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s. - my best advice will be to just sleep over and it will promote a conducive environment for some e-monkey incestuous sex since everyone will be in close quarters, lmfao!!!!

which is better or worst.....being infected by a high risk straing of hpv due to the double dip chip in the dip from an e-monkey or a hepatitis infection like demi moore, ashton kucher and their guests have been exposed to at his latest b-day party when the monkey tending bar was determined to be infected, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha

The incubation period should have completed its cycle and HPV symptoms should already be apparent. Who was behind Johnson in the chip and dip line?

Originally Posted by 96822

The incubation period should have completed its cycle and HPV symptoms should already be apparent. Who was behind Johnson in the chip and dip line?

Working for pennies while wearing a suit and being infected with HPV by a co-worker, now that's fucked up!

Originally Posted by 96822

The incubation period should have completed its cycle and HPV symptoms should already be apparent. Who was behind Johnson in the chip and dip line?

I was at the same party as Michelle and I've since had outbreaks of small clear blisters on my upper and lower lips. What is the name of her doctor at Kaiser?

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I was at the same party as Michelle and I've since had outbreaks of small clear blisters on my upper and lower lips. What is the name of her doctor at Kaiser?

I wouldn't be on this board waiting for a reply with your symptoms! Johnson's doctor as Kaiser should be a non issue at this point for you. Go immediately and seek medical attention and please don't spread your disease to the innocent. You and Michelle will be a match made in heaven!

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I wouldn't be on this board waiting for a reply with your symptoms! Johnson's doctor as Kaiser should be a non issue at this point for you. Go immediately and seek medical attention and please don't spread your disease to the innocent. You and Michelle will be a match made in heaven!

Hope you made the decision to pass go and immediately on to your doctor??????