valentines....must be a great time to be a high wheelin' e-monkey executive....

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

with all the claim of mega earnings, livin' the dream, retiring at 40, and running your own business.......with valentines approaching, it must be a great time to be a female connected to an e-monkey. i can imagine only the finest money can buy is purchased by the e-monkey on this special day.....now i realize why the solid platinum rolex with white mop dial had to be special ordered.....its because all you damn e-monkies bought everything up! now my princess must wait patiently for it to arrive....what is this world coming to....almost $29k for a frickin' watch and still there is no instant gratification, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s. - how sad it must be to on your back with visual of some clown thrusting into your intestines and all he has given you is a box of chocolate and a dinner out while claiming to be some money making e-monkey machine..........isnt it suspicious for someone to be making all these claims yet still rent, have a 30 year mortgage, live off revolving credit, and lives paycheck to paycheck........i kind of like that song......"welcome to the good life".....keep your heads up, im sure your parent still love you and are mighty proud of you as well, lmfao!!!!

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

with all the claim of mega earnings, livin' the dream, retiring at 40, and running your own business.......with valentines approaching, it must be a great time to be a female connected to an e-monkey. i can imagine only the finest money can buy is purchased by the e-monkey on this special day.....now i realize why the solid platinum rolex with white mop dial had to be special ordered.....its because all you damn e-monkies bought everything up! now my princess must wait patiently for it to arrive....what is this world coming to....almost $29k for a frickin' watch and still there is no instant gratification, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s. - how sad it must be to on your back with visual of some clown thrusting into your intestines and all he has given you is a box of chocolate and a dinner out while claiming to be some money making e-monkey machine..........isnt it suspicious for someone to be making all these claims yet still rent, have a 30 year mortgage, live off revolving credit, and lives paycheck to paycheck........i kind of like that song......"welcome to the good life".....keep your heads up, im sure your parent still love you and are mighty proud of you as well, lmfao!!!!

all the females in the world affiliated to an e-monkey must be so excited about tomorrow.........if an individual is talking the game of mega bucks, mega earnings, and all the other e-monkey bullshit.....isnt it suspicious when they go so cheap on one of the most special days for females......i cant even imagine what the hawaii e-monkey gawd purchased for his princess.......a carton of orange juice perhaps....michelle always would tell me how tight and cheap she thought tanaka was with him showing up to some of their meetings with only one carton of o.j. all the while earning gazillions in theory and dreams, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha

[MisterAlohaIsBack]

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

with all the claim of mega earnings, livin' the dream, retiring at 40, and running your own business.......with valentines approaching, it must be a great time to be a female connected to an e-monkey. i can imagine only the finest money can buy is purchased by the e-monkey on this special day.....now i realize why the solid platinum rolex with white mop dial had to be special ordered.....its because all you damn e-monkies bought everything up! now my princess must wait patiently for it to arrive....what is this world coming to....almost $29k for a frickin' watch and still there is no instant gratification, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
p.s. - how sad it must be to on your back with visual of some clown thrusting into your intestines and all he has given you is a box of chocolate and a dinner out while claiming to be some money making e-monkey machine..........isnt it suspicious for someone to be making all these claims yet still rent, have a 30 year mortgage, live off revolving credit, and lives paycheck to paycheck........i kind of like that song......"welcome to the good life".....keep your heads up, im sure your parent still love you and are mighty proud of you as well, lmfao!!!!

lets be honest now......did any of you females get into deep thought on valentines when you realized that a dog owned by mr. aloha earns more money than the pathetic excuse of a human being you allowed to thrust into your intestines....happy valentines, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

all the females in the world affiliated to an e-monkey must be so excited about tomorrow.........if an individual is talking the game of mega bucks, mega earnings, and all the other e-monkey bullshit.....isnt it suspicious when they go so cheap on one of the most special days for females......i cant even imagine what the hawaii e-monkey gawd purchased for his princess.......a carton of orange juice perhaps....michelle always would tell me how tight and cheap she thought tanaka was with him showing up to some of their meetings with only one carton of o.j. all the while earning gazillions in theory and dreams, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha

Johnson hit it on the nose, Wayne is such a cheap fuck even though all his e-chimp disciples claim he earns $2M annually and we all know about his generous one carton of orange juice.

Originally Posted by O.J. Tanaka

Johnson hit it on the nose, Wayne is such a cheap fuck even though all his e-chimp disciples claim he earns $2M annually and we all know about his generous one carton of orange juice.

Isn't OJ healthy for you? At least Tanaka is keeping the health of his disciples in mind.

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

all the females in the world affiliated to an e-monkey must be so excited about tomorrow.........if an individual is talking the game of mega bucks, mega earnings, and all the other e-monkey bullshit.....isnt it suspicious when they go so cheap on one of the most special days for females......i cant even imagine what the hawaii e-monkey gawd purchased for his princess.......a carton of orange juice perhaps....michelle always would tell me how tight and cheap she thought tanaka was with him showing up to some of their meetings with only one carton of o.j. all the while earning gazillions in theory and dreams, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha

I have to agree with Johnson on this one! Tanaka is so damn cheap, all he probably gave his wife was an untoasted bagel with the carton of OJ. In keeping with the e-chimp ways of talking how much other e-chimps earn, come on let's hear it e-chimps, how much does Wayne make a year?????????

i rent out cars for a living. i make millions.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I have to agree with Johnson on this one! Tanaka is so damn cheap, all he probably gave his wife was an untoasted bagel with the carton of OJ. In keeping with the e-chimp ways of talking how much other e-chimps earn, come on let's hear it e-chimps, how much does Wayne make a year?????????

2 trillion a year

Originally Posted by MisterAlohaIsBack

all the females in the world affiliated to an e-monkey must be so excited about tomorrow.........if an individual is talking the game of mega bucks, mega earnings, and all the other e-monkey bullshit.....isnt it suspicious when they go so cheap on one of the most special days for females......i cant even imagine what the hawaii e-monkey gawd purchased for his princess.......a carton of orange juice perhaps....michelle always would tell me how tight and cheap she thought tanaka was with him showing up to some of their meetings with only one carton of o.j. all the while earning gazillions in theory and dreams, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha

Wayne and his fat wallet could buy ten of those watches and not even blink and eye! We love you Wayne, we worship you Wayne, Wayne you are our Messiah!

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I have to agree with Johnson on this one! Tanaka is so damn cheap, all he probably gave his wife was an untoasted bagel with the carton of OJ. In keeping with the e-chimp ways of talking how much other e-chimps earn, come on let's hear it e-chimps, how much does Wayne make a year?????????

As Robert once posted, the E-Chimpus Millionarus virus is highly contagious in the E-Chimp community.