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Old 2008-03-14
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Ok ... So is there actually anyone else out there, who is not Mr. Aloha or any of his other personalities? Anyone who actually worked or works at ERAC that wants to vent or talk about things??

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Lack of lunch breaks ....

Slackers in the office who get away with everything ....
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Old 2008-03-20
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Ok ... So is there actually anyone else out there, who is not Mr. Aloha or any of his other personalities? Anyone who actually worked or works at ERAC that wants to vent or talk about things??

Possible topics ....


Lack of lunch breaks ....

Slackers in the office who get away with everything ....
almost missed out on the v.i.p. teacher being that i was out of town for the last week......here is another topic to add.....any other desperate e-monkeys get infected with the high risk strain of hpv by our favorite remarketing girl???anyways, we are leaving town once again this evening and just wanna let you know that the opening for my new place will be the second week of april so if youre tired of looking at your pathetic paystub and want to earn some real money like you use to, go see asuka since she will be my mamasan.
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Old 2008-04-04
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yeah i agree. mraloha is played out. he's so bitter that he can't get rid of the warts that he takes it out on this website. this site should be used to help employees see the light not talk about some slant eye mraloha that nobody cares about. did you know asian guys have small dicks? i guess talking about his money and std's to a bunch of emonkeys makes him feel like more of a man. god, what a jackass. oh yeah, is it true he is dating rodrigo now?
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Old 2008-04-04
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yeah i agree. mraloha is played out. he's so bitter that he can't get rid of the warts that he takes it out on this website. this site should be used to help employees see the light not talk about some slant eye mraloha that nobody cares about. did you know asian guys have small dicks? i guess talking about his money and std's to a bunch of emonkeys makes him feel like more of a man. god, what a jackass. oh yeah, is it true he is dating rodrigo now?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaa .... LOL LOL .. .. they do ???? """smirk""" tee hee .. lOL OL
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Old 2008-04-28
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yeah i agree. mraloha is played out. he's so bitter that he can't get rid of the warts that he takes it out on this website. this site should be used to help employees see the light not talk about some slant eye mraloha that nobody cares about. did you know asian guys have small dicks? i guess talking about his money and std's to a bunch of emonkeys makes him feel like more of a man. god, what a jackass. oh yeah, is it true he is dating rodrigo now?
bitter lol.......your bitterness towards asians clearly verifies youre a white man who is fed up having to perform fellatio on the asian male.....i can see how frustrating it may be to be a white man living and working in hawaii always having to take direction from an asian in addition to seeing all the asian homeowners when all you can do is rent......sorry to burst your bubble but a slant eye im not.....as a matter of fact, i resent your comments as i was raised by our live-in domestic helper who happens to be a "slant eye" from japan. blame your frustrations in life on your selfish pathetic lame ass parents who decided to fuck one day creating you while knowing full well all they could offer to you in the future was a pathetic e-monkey job cleaning and renting cars......must suck to be a white man observing individuals of color enjoying life.....remember, man is not created equal and that is the beauty of the different social classes, gated communities, private schools, private clubs, etc.
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Old 2008-04-28
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bitter lol.......your bitterness towards asians clearly verifies youre a white man who is fed up having to perform fellatio on the asian male.....i can see how frustrating it may be to be a white man living and working in hawaii always having to take direction from an asian in addition to seeing all the asian homeowners when all you can do is rent......sorry to burst your bubble but a slant eye im not.....as a matter of fact, i resent your comments as i was raised by our live-in domestic helper who happens to be a "slant eye" from japan. blame your frustrations in life on your selfish pathetic lame ass parents who decided to fuck one day creating you while knowing full well all they could offer to you in the future was a pathetic e-monkey job cleaning and renting cars......must suck to be a white man observing individuals of color enjoying life.....remember, man is not created equal and that is the beauty of the different social classes, gated communities, private schools, private clubs, etc.
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Old 2008-05-02
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Good to have you back, Aloha.
howzit bruddah......we are up in your town again more property hunting. i was picking up my rental the other morning when i arrived and i got a good laugh as i walked by the e-monkey counter on my way to my rental.......i observed an e-monkey "dressed for success" wearing his suit behind the erac fast food counter top..........this e-monkey looked like he was ready to negotiate a strip casino acquisition deal dressed the way he was, but he was brought back down to reality when a customer walked up to the counter to rent a car, lmfao!!!!
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Why is it that is seems as though Mr. Aloha has something against people who actually work hard for their money? What is so wrong about people working hard in order to earn a paycheck? Why ridicule them? Just because they don't have a trust fund to live off of and you do? Mr. Aloha is a snob! He is psuedo-intellectual who uses money in order to try to gain respect. We will see what happens when the money runs out!

Hey Aloha! Karma is a BITCH!!
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Old 2008-05-09
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Why is it that is seems as though Mr. Aloha has something against people who actually work hard for their money? What is so wrong about people working hard in order to earn a paycheck? Why ridicule them? Just because they don't have a trust fund to live off of and you do? Mr. Aloha is a snob! He is psuedo-intellectual who uses money in order to try to gain respect. We will see what happens when the money runs out!

Hey Aloha! Karma is a BITCH!!
my, my, my........to possess the intimate knowledge of my personal situation like you do tells me you must be a female who is the daughter of a lazy non-working white man and a hard working japanese woman who is so pathetic and stupid to be associated with such a dead beat.....let me guess, he has a bad back and dont let me forget to add youre infected between your legs with a high risk strain of hpv (btw, how many others have you infected?), lol!!!! i dont hate or dislike hard working people, just people who pretend to be someone they really are not.......as a matter of fact, you know full well i have a soft spot for the hard working men and women of organized labor. dont need to gain anyones respect as you are well aware many come to us for assistance and help on a daily basis......as for running out of money, you know the name of the trust....check it out and you will see i have acquired five beautiful properties in las vegas and scottsdale since the last quarter of '07 and 19 awesome acres in kona......all ranging from .53 cents to .60 cents on the dollar......my only fear i have is all you self-proclaimed wealthy mega buck e-monkeys jumping in on all the deals that are available on the market today.....gotta run.....have a healthy cervix, lmfao!!!!
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Old 2008-05-10
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my, my, my........to possess the intimate knowledge of my personal situation like you do tells me you must be a female who is the daughter of a lazy non-working white man and a hard working japanese woman who is so pathetic and stupid to be associated with such a dead beat.....let me guess, he has a bad back and dont let me forget to add youre infected between your legs with a high risk strain of hpv (btw, how many others have you infected?), lol!!!! i dont hate or dislike hard working people, just people who pretend to be someone they really are not.......as a matter of fact, you know full well i have a soft spot for the hard working men and women of organized labor. dont need to gain anyones respect as you are well aware many come to us for assistance and help on a daily basis......as for running out of money, you know the name of the trust....check it out and you will see i have acquired five beautiful properties in las vegas and scottsdale since the last quarter of '07 and 19 awesome acres in kona......all ranging from .53 cents to .60 cents on the dollar......my only fear i have is all you self-proclaimed wealthy mega buck e-monkeys jumping in on all the deals that are available on the market today.....gotta run.....have a healthy cervix, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
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