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Old 2008-06-01
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group 36's favorite japanese bar hostess and hpv infected slut (high risk strain mind you, lol!) once shared with me that her arm at the airport, coach wheeler, had pulled her to the side and stated, "did you know enterprise has more millionaires working for it than any other company out there", lmfao!!!! number 9 should be join erac and become an e-monkey!!!!
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EIGHT WAYS TO MAKE A MILLION
Baby Einstein: The Video That Took on a Life of Its Own
The first of eight ways entrepreneurs, investors and savers have made a million. Find out how they did it and read all eight.
From Kiplinger's Personal Finance magazine, June 2008



Millionaire Lesson No. 1

Build a strong brand, and don’t be afraid to promote your product with passion.


Julie Aigner-Clark and husband Bill’s amateur video was such a hit with Aspen that Julie, 41, became determined to market what they called Baby Einstein to parents everywhere.

The couple invested about $15,000 of their own money in production and packaging and targeted Right Start, a small chain of baby-product stores, to be their distributor. Julie went to a toy trade show in New York City to try to find a buyer from the company. "I couldn’t afford a booth," she says. "On the second day, I found a group of women from Right Start, and I attacked them because I was so excited." The chain agreed to sell the video on a trial basis. "Parents would take it home, babies loved it, and there was amazing word of mouth," says Julie.

She and Bill made more videos set to classical music and started raking in the money. Sales, which topped $100,000 in the first year, snowballed to $1 million in the second year, $4.5 million in the third, $12 million in the fourth, and more than $20 million in year five.

Their production costs remained very low. "Duplicating videos is not very expensive," Julie says. Bill, whose background is in physics, eventually quit his job and became the firm’s chief financial officer.

In 2001, the enterprise started to get bigger than the couple could handle by themselves. "It was taking a lot of time away from family," says Julie. So they contacted Disney, which bought Baby Einstein for more than $22 million.

Now Julie’s back, partnering with John Walsh, host of America’s Most Wanted, to produce Safe Side, a series of videos to teach kids about safety. And once again, she’s cracked the kid code: What may look like a silly video to grown-ups is a big hit with the elementary-school set. Meanwhile, the Clark family spends more time together at their Centennial, Colo., home. And in a few months, they’ll be leaving for a yearlong trip around the world with Aspen, now 13, and little sister Sierra, 10.

EIGHT MILLIONAIRE PROFILES

1. The Video That Took on a Life of Its Own

2. Know When to Make the Call

3. Pounce When the Time Is Right

4. It Started Over Cocktails

5. A Thirty-Year Plan to Make a Mil

6. Breaking With Family Tradition

7. Accumulating A Fortune on $11 a Hour

8. Suddenly It Clicks
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Old 2008-06-07
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does anybody care? can you believe this girl actually spent this much time writing this post? man... get a life!
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Old 2008-06-23
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does anybody care? can you believe this girl actually spent this much time writing this post? man... get a life!
again, your response clearly indicates youre just as dumb or even dumber than the two pathetic people who brought you into this world, lol! when you have a real job which enables you to actually purchase a cheap computer you will know what "copy & paste" is......as i mentioned before, life must be so miserable to be a poor whiteman in hawaii who owns no home, has minimal or no savings, survive off revolving credit, forced to suck on the asian cock who you work under, and had no other choice in life but to be an e-monkey renting and cleaning cars.....what the hell were your parents thinking on that day long ago when they both decided to fuck using no method birth control knowing full well all they could offer you down the road was counter help renting and cleaning cars, lmfao!!!!
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Old 2008-06-27
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Mr Aloha, where are the pics of this girl? The community wants to see!
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Old 2008-07-01
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again, your response clearly indicates youre just as dumb or even dumber than the two pathetic people who brought you into this world, lol! when you have a real job which enables you to actually purchase a cheap computer you will know what "copy & paste" is......as i mentioned before, life must be so miserable to be a poor whiteman in hawaii who owns no home, has minimal or no savings, survive off revolving credit, forced to suck on the asian cock who you work under, and had no other choice in life but to be an e-monkey renting and cleaning cars.....what the hell were your parents thinking on that day long ago when they both decided to fuck using no method birth control knowing full well all they could offer you down the road was counter help renting and cleaning cars, lmfao!!!!
mr. aloha
We all know who you are Aloha. Your a disgrace to your family and especially your father and all he has accomplished in life.

You were just a lucky sperm for all the wrong reasons. You were a bully in school and your a bully as an adult in your personal and business life. If you can be 1/4 of your father you would be a decent and respected man. You have $, a beautiful home, and trophy girlfriend who is expecting any day now so GET A LIFE AND GROW UP ALOHA!
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Old 2008-07-02
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We all know who you are Aloha. Your a disgrace to your family and especially your father and all he has accomplished in life. You were just a lucky sperm for all the wrong reasons. You were a bully in school and your a bully as an adult in your personal and business life. If you can be 1/4 of your father you would be a decent and respected man. You have $, a beautiful home, and trophy girlfriend who is expecting any day now so GET A LIFE AND GROW UP ALOHA!
you seem to know some intimate information about me so im thinking youre a female i once use to soil who is a castle high school graduate, a uh west oahu graduate, your father is a lazy white man named charles who worked a total of several months the whole 6 years i knew you, your mother is named keiko and she supports the family, your only other sibling is a homosexual, your a remarketing supervisor e-monkey for erac, you give exceptionally good head, you have deformed labia which youre uncomfortable with, you have medical records at kaiser permanente that veifies you are infected with a high risk strain of hpv, you perform well when on depo provera, you take it in the booty (unless you now tell whoever your with that its your first time....remember when i changed your diapers at the waikiki shore, lol!), youre a brand whore although you cant afford it, you have an affinity for enlisted ranked latinos in the marine corps, you tell everyone your from cali although youre really from arkansas, you stole money from the marine corps branch while i was there meeting you closing up shop, you dislike koreans stating theyre dirty and smell although bo is now your best friend.....need i say more? btw, the pregnant pretty girl ive been seen with at ala moana is kendra's older sister megan. although they closely resemble each other, check out megans wrist...she only wears cartier while kendra wears the annika sorenstam 18k rolex pearlmaster....you know....the one you kept asking me to buy you.....you must realize these type of heirloom pieces are only purchased for a true princess who has taken care of themselves and not for whores who have fucked and sucked over a dozen different insignificant humans prior to 18 years old......im excited for kendras solid platinum rolex masterpiece to come in as it was special ordered and is coming in soon.....im sure youre accustomed to the finer things in life being an e-monkey and keeping company with honolulus elite in the business world, lmfao!!!! anyways, we are off to vegas today to close on another trophy property in lake las vegas that some dumb pathetic idiot purchased in 2006 for over $1.5m and im the new dark skinned mother fucker in the neighborhood picking it up for less than half the cost......no renting, no flipping.....simply holding it! take care and always remember me when you schedule your next pap smear. mr. aloha p.s. - btw...you can change the color of your hair, create a new hairdo, and attempt to recreate, but a whore is always a whore and the high risk strain of hpv is forever......have a happy and healthy cervix!
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Old 2008-07-03
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you seem to know some intimate information about me so im thinking youre a female i once use to soil who is a castle high school graduate, a uh west oahu graduate, your father is a lazy white man named charles who worked a total of several months the whole 6 years i knew you, your mother is named keiko and she supports the family, your only other sibling is a homosexual, your a remarketing supervisor e-monkey for erac, you give exceptionally good head, you have deformed labia which youre uncomfortable with, you have medical records at kaiser permanente that veifies you are infected with a high risk strain of hpv, you perform well when on depo provera, you take it in the booty (unless you now tell whoever your with that its your first time....remember when i changed your diapers at the waikiki shore, lol!), youre a brand whore although you cant afford it, you have an affinity for enlisted ranked latinos in the marine corps, you tell everyone your from cali although youre really from arkansas, you stole money from the marine corps branch while i was there meeting you closing up shop, you dislike koreans stating theyre dirty and smell although bo is now your best friend.....need i say more? btw, the pregnant pretty girl ive been seen with at ala moana is kendra's older sister megan. although they closely resemble each other, check out megans wrist...she only wears cartier while kendra wears the annika sorenstam 18k rolex pearlmaster....you know....the one you kept asking me to buy you.....you must realize these type of heirloom pieces are only purchased for a true princess who has taken care of themselves and not for whores who have fucked and sucked over a dozen different insignificant humans prior to 18 years old......im excited for kendras solid platinum rolex masterpiece to come in as it was special ordered and is coming in soon.....im sure youre accustomed to the finer things in life being an e-monkey and keeping company with honolulus elite in the business world, lmfao!!!! anyways, we are off to vegas today to close on another trophy property in lake las vegas that some dumb pathetic idiot purchased in 2006 for over $1.5m and im the new dark skinned mother fucker in the neighborhood picking it up for less than half the cost......no renting, no flipping.....simply holding it! take care and always remember me when you schedule your next pap smear. mr. aloha p.s. - btw...you can change the color of your hair, create a new hairdo, and attempt to recreate, but a whore is always a whore and the high risk strain of hpv is forever......have a happy and healthy cervix!
Another home run from Mr. Aloha!! Admin, can we get this into the "Best Of" section of the site?
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Another home run from Mr. Aloha!! Admin, can we get this into the "Best Of" section of the site?
Robert --- You really need to remove your lips from Aloha's ass before surgery is required.
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Robert --- You really need to remove your lips from Aloha's ass before surgery is required.
How long have you worked for Enterprise?
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you seem to know some intimate information about me so im thinking youre a female i once use to soil who is a castle high school graduate, a uh west oahu graduate, your father is a lazy white man named charles who worked a total of several months the whole 6 years i knew you, your mother is named keiko and she supports the family, your only other sibling is a homosexual, your a remarketing supervisor e-monkey for erac, you give exceptionally good head, you have deformed labia which youre uncomfortable with, you have medical records at kaiser permanente that veifies you are infected with a high risk strain of hpv, you perform well when on depo provera, you take it in the booty (unless you now tell whoever your with that its your first time....remember when i changed your diapers at the waikiki shore, lol!), youre a brand whore although you cant afford it, you have an affinity for enlisted ranked latinos in the marine corps, you tell everyone your from cali although youre really from arkansas, you stole money from the marine corps branch while i was there meeting you closing up shop, you dislike koreans stating theyre dirty and smell although bo is now your best friend.....need i say more? btw, the pregnant pretty girl ive been seen with at ala moana is kendra's older sister megan. although they closely resemble each other, check out megans wrist...she only wears cartier while kendra wears the annika sorenstam 18k rolex pearlmaster....you know....the one you kept asking me to buy you.....you must realize these type of heirloom pieces are only purchased for a true princess who has taken care of themselves and not for whores who have fucked and sucked over a dozen different insignificant humans prior to 18 years old......im excited for kendras solid platinum rolex masterpiece to come in as it was special ordered and is coming in soon.....im sure youre accustomed to the finer things in life being an e-monkey and keeping company with honolulus elite in the business world, lmfao!!!! anyways, we are off to vegas today to close on another trophy property in lake las vegas that some dumb pathetic idiot purchased in 2006 for over $1.5m and im the new dark skinned mother fucker in the neighborhood picking it up for less than half the cost......no renting, no flipping.....simply holding it! take care and always remember me when you schedule your next pap smear. mr. aloha p.s. - btw...you can change the color of your hair, create a new hairdo, and attempt to recreate, but a whore is always a whore and the high risk strain of hpv is forever......have a happy and healthy cervix!
From your post it appears that you like nice, vivid descriptions, so here's my description of you:

Hummm. Well I don't know you but if you're a Hawaiian, here's what you look like: Short, Fat, Squatty, Flat-faced, tiny-dicked. Look like a cross between a Mexican and a pekinese.

Sexy!

"LMFAO"

Hey, next time I feel like crossing the species barrier to fuck someone's ass I'll stop by and fuck yours.
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