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Old 2007-06-05
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Default Re: 2 weeks unpaid vacation WHOOHOO!

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If you're so concerned about them, YOU apologize to them! The only time those bitches were not dodging the counter was if a Japanese customer walked in the door. The only time they were not dodging the phones was when there wasn't a Japanese customer at the counter. And you are absolutely right, I made top performer month after month after month while calling in sick, dodging the phones, and dodging the counter, jackass! Quit whining ya big puss! I could give two shits about how you did things and your two weeks notice. You gave two weeks notice, not because you posses such high integrity, but because you're a weak moron who was scared that big bad ERAC might give you a bad reference. I went job hunting months ago, and the only reason I stayed as long as I did is because JB asked me not to leave and moved/demoted my BM and got us a new one. I only stuck around to see if things got any better. The new BM is fabulous, but unfortunately, he came along too late to make a difference for me.
Calm down you spoiled little brat. You said you wanted to warn your fellow employees so they could escape. What a joke! You're true feelings for them came out when you called them bitches in the last post. It's ERAC's policy not to give good or bad references so that shoots down your theory. You are a said and bitter person. What's worse is that you're a LYING whore! Have fun with your pathetic life you lazy bum.
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Old 2007-06-05
hekiliko'olau hekiliko'olau is offline
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Calm down you spoiled little brat. You said you wanted to warn your fellow employees so they could escape. What a joke! You're true feelings for them came out when you called them bitches in the last post. It's ERAC's policy not to give good or bad references so that shoots down your theory. You are a said and bitter person. What's worse is that you're a LYING whore! Have fun with your pathetic life you lazy bum.
the bitches I referred to are only 2 people. The rest of my former coworkers are the one's who I give a shit about. Your willingness to publicly bash a total stranger in defense of a company that you claim to dislike really intrigues me. Did you really quit, or did you just say that so you could fabricate a story to give you a way to insert your opinion into my situtation? Or perhaps to protect your anonymity "unregistered111". You still work for ERAC, don't you? You sound like one of those admin lemmings, quoting policies and procedures as if you are reading out an HR handbook, and lecturing me about work ethic. You nag like a postmenopausal frigid old hag. Go take your hormones, wax that moustache, and find someone else to bother. Shoo-shoo now, run along.
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Old 2007-06-05
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You gave two weeks notice, not because you posses such high integrity, but because you're a weak moron who was scared that big bad ERAC might give you a bad reference. .
He's right, they don't give references either way.
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Old 2007-06-05
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I've heard about you from many eracers. Shame I didn't get to meet you! Your old BM seems to be doing alright here at the airport. She does go into schizo if you talk to her the wrong way. Later on she becomes a docile puppy. Gotta be careful with that one!

What you say is so true about ERAC. I try to preach the truth to my fellow co-workers, but it seems that they are already bleeding green.

So what kind of job do you have now?
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Old 2007-06-05
hekiliko'olau hekiliko'olau is offline
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He's right, they don't give references either way.
Depends on who answers the phone. They can say whatever they want about you.
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Old 2007-06-05
hekiliko'olau hekiliko'olau is offline
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I've heard about you from many eracers. Shame I didn't get to meet you! Your old BM seems to be doing alright here at the airport. She does go into schizo if you talk to her the wrong way. Later on she becomes a docile puppy. Gotta be careful with that one!

What you say is so true about ERAC. I try to preach the truth to my fellow co-workers, but it seems that they are already bleeding green.

So what kind of job do you have now?
What have you heard about me?? Pray tell?? I'm sure it's all true. Yes I am scandalous, No I'm not perfect, and I calls 'em like I sees 'em. It just trips me out how upset people get when faced with the truth. You can talk all you want about me, and as long as it's the truth, I can't be mad at you right? You saw how fast that email got yanked off the email server. Must have been too close to the truth and hit a nerve somewhere. God forbid anyone have a fact-based opinion and speak it out loud!
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Old 2007-06-05
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the bitches I referred to are only 2 people. The rest of my former coworkers are the one's who I give a shit about. Your willingness to publicly bash a total stranger in defense of a company that you claim to dislike really intrigues me. Did you really quit, or did you just say that so you could fabricate a story to give you a way to insert your opinion into my situtation? Or perhaps to protect your anonymity "unregistered111". You still work for ERAC, don't you? You sound like one of those admin lemmings, quoting policies and procedures as if you are reading out an HR handbook, and lecturing me about work ethic. You nag like a postmenopausal frigid old hag. Go take your hormones, wax that moustache, and find someone else to bother. Shoo-shoo now, run along.
This idiot is still with ERAC and only pretending not to be based solely on the position he takes in his posts. He is just frustrated that you are moving on to better things in life and he is still stuck deep into the green cult with no way out and after coming to reality and admitting to himself that there is no "six figures in six years", there is no "retire at 40", there is no "you will make more than any doctor or lawyer".......hopes and dreams.....hopes and dreams.
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Old 2007-06-05
hekiliko'olau hekiliko'olau is offline
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This idiot is still with ERAC and only pretending not to be based solely on the position he takes in his posts. He is just frustrated that you are moving on to better things in life and he is still stuck deep into the green cult with no way out and after coming to reality and admitting to himself that there is no "six figures in six years", there is no "retire at 40", there is no "you will make more than any doctor or lawyer".......hopes and dreams.....hopes and dreams.
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Thank you Jesus! I found someone else with some sanity left. AMEN bruddah!
However I think he is a she because I keep hearing a whining little female voice in my head when I read her posts. In fact, the voice sounds like that of someone who I used to work with. I'll have to carry on with her a little more to be sure, but I'm starting to think that my nemesis is one of the bitches I referred to. She seemed to get pretty pissed when I started calling them bitches and counter dodgers, as only one who was the subject of such name-calling would. I was at the branch today and there was only one person missing, and therefore only one person who could be online right now, engaging in this fun little pissin' match we are having. I may be wrong, as I have been before, but we'll dig up her identity eventually.
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Old 2007-06-05
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Thank you Jesus! I found someone else with some sanity left. AMEN bruddah!
However I think he is a she because I keep hearing a whining little female voice in my head when I read her posts. In fact, the voice sounds like that of someone who I used to work with. I'll have to carry on with her a little more to be sure, but I'm starting to think that my nemesis is one of the bitches I referred to. She seemed to get pretty pissed when I started calling them bitches and counter dodgers, as only one who was the subject of such name-calling would. I was at the branch today and there was only one person missing, and therefore only one person who could be online right now, engaging in this fun little pissin' match we are having. I may be wrong, as I have been before, but we'll dig up her identity eventually.
Five posts in 23 minutes.... sure sounds to me like someone is answering their own posts.
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Old 2007-06-05
ERAC ain't got shit on me
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lol, even when I first started with the company, I already knew of beforehand of failingenterprise.com! I wanted to see how bad it really was, and because I was desperately looking for a job, I decided why not?! In the beginning it wasn't bad, in the middle, I started to have doubts, and ultimately now that I'm at 3614 I so realize the sick sad truth. Even though we think we're management trainees, we're nothing but retail rental agents just like people at Hertz,Budget, Avis, National, etc. The only thing different, is that most of us are college educated, and we have to dress business casual. For what? Do be Enterprise different? To have to succumb to the will of all customers?! From reading other posts outside of Hawaii, ERAC trully makes their money by the flip of their vehicles, not by the profits generated by the branch! But all these upper level managers are brainwashed and are forced to sell the dream of making it big!

Another rant on customer service, we try to give them superior customer service, yet we always hustle and deceive our customers in what kind of car they had reserved for, or even if they are a walk-in, we are taught to jack up the prices. And especially coverage sales, we're supposedly doing a good service explaining customers about our protections packages, yet we lie to them even more by telling them they only have 2 options, basic or full, or even not tell them anything and just have them initial the accepts coverage in hopes of 0531 ing it just to help your stats.

Before I got hired at ERAC, I read the reasons why the site owner felt ERAC is failing. After working here, he knows the truth behind it all! Reservations for rental car doesn't mean shit. I've had numerous occasions where we were out of rental vehicles and I had to tell customers we had NOTHING left. Man, the shit I had to hear from them. I always hated to do the phantom upgrade! Lying right to their faces saying the car they reserved is not ready yet, but we have a minivan ready so you don't have to wait! There are no business ethics here!

Now the airport have these little incentives of $25 gift cards and dinner to team who Hustles and bustles customers out of their own money (but still giving exceptional customer service) so that good ol Wheeler and the rest of 'em can look good!
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