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  #51 (permalink)  
Old 2007-06-11
homoerectus
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I used to work for Rod and everyone thought he was gay. Since I am straight and have no problem with homo's, I could never understand why he couldn't come out of the closet? Nobody thinks being gay is unprofessional do they? He would mention a mythical girfriend though, but would never bring her to any functions.
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Old 2007-06-11
Tom Cruise
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Rod should just come out of the closet. No one cares if he is gay or not. We all care that he's an asshole regardless of sexual orientation.
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Old 2007-06-11
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Regional Vice President (5,000-9,999 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2006-07-03
Location: Las Vega$, Nevada, United States of America
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looking for a new job? DTG. Apply at the Airport location. I'll put in a good word for you, and I'll even split the referral bonus with you. It's not as good as the $1500 you get from ERAC, but DTG isn't flushing employees down the toilet every five minutes, so they are not so desperate. Hell, you can have the whole referral bonus since I now work for a company that pays ME for all the extra money I make them instead of keeping it. send me a PM with your name and I'll get you an interview tomorrow.
What is DTG?
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Old 2007-06-11
MonkeyOffMyBack
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I used to work for Rod and everyone thought he was gay. Since I am straight and have no problem with homo's, I could never understand why he couldn't come out of the closet? Nobody thinks being gay is unprofessional do they? He would mention a mythical girfriend though, but would never bring her to any functions.
It's really simple, she is still in denial or feels it may railroad her illustrious career renting automobiles for a living. "Hey Hot Rod.....Come out, Come out wherever you are". It will be okay. We will support you. You will feel much better about yourself and it will allow you to be much more productive both personally and professionally.
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Old 2007-06-11
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Location: Honolulu, HI
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What is DTG?
Dollar Thrifty Group
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Old 2007-06-11
Title: Senior Member
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Rod should just come out of the closet. No one cares if he is gay or not. We all care that he's an asshole regardless of sexual orientation.
ABSOFUCKINLUTELY RIGHT! Gay straight black white green purple male female inny outy tall short, whatever - an ASSHOLE is an ASSHOLE!
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Old 2007-06-11
ManGina
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Did any of you guys used to work for her (Rod)? Man, she (Rod) sure is good at manipulating people isn't she (Rod). When we used to go to functions for Amway, I mean Enterprise, my old lady saw right through him and tried to get me to pull my head of my ass. I never understood why she (Rod) was so loyal to ERAC. She (Rod) couldn't have been making that much money for putting up with that much shit and at the same time fearing someone would see her (Rod) down at that gay beach on Waikiki oiled up in a yellow thong sitting under a rainbow umbrella. The girl (Rod) is a good leader though. For such a control freak, I truely do believe she too (Rod) would be very successful somewhere other than ERAC
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Old 2007-06-11
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Regional Vice President (5,000-9,999 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2006-07-03
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Did any of you guys used to work for her (Rod)? Man, she (Rod) sure is good at manipulating people isn't she (Rod). When we used to go to functions for Amway, I mean Enterprise, my old lady saw right through him and tried to get me to pull my head of my ass. I never understood why she (Rod) was so loyal to ERAC. She (Rod) couldn't have been making that much money for putting up with that much shit and at the same time fearing someone would see her (Rod) down at that gay beach on Waikiki oiled up in a yellow thong sitting under a rainbow umbrella. The girl (Rod) is a good leader though. For such a control freak, I truely do believe she too (Rod) would be very successful somewhere other than ERAC
You guys in Hawaii know how to post the dirt! You all are the most active Group in the nation now on this site. ERAC Hawaii must really be in the shitter these days!
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Old 2007-06-11
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Rank: Failing Enterprise Assistant Branch Manager (300-499 Posts)
 
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I used to work for Rod and everyone thought he was gay. Since I am straight and have no problem with homo's, I could never understand why he couldn't come out of the closet? Nobody thinks being gay is unprofessional do they? He would mention a mythical girfriend though, but would never bring her to any functions.
let me guess, his mythical gf must be brazilian supermodel adiana lima, lmao!!!!!! watch out, now he may do the ultimate cover and actually use his title to bag some poor innocent mt just to prove otherwise.....wait a minute, what is the correct way to make reference???? is it he or she, him or her....."ymca, ymca.......blah, blah, blah......."
mraloha
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Old 2007-06-12
Title: Senior Member
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Join Date: 2007-05-24
Location: Honolulu, HI
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let me guess, his mythical gf must be brazilian supermodel adiana lima, lmao!!!!!! watch out, now he may do the ultimate cover and actually use his title to bag some poor innocent mt just to prove otherwise.....wait a minute, what is the correct way to make reference???? is it he or she, him or her....."ymca, ymca.......blah, blah, blah......."
mraloha
When in doubt, she is the approriate pronoun to use in reference to effeminate, cuntsy homosapiens.
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