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Old 2007-06-09
GetReal
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Default *** WARNING TO ALL GROUP 36 ***

Please refrain from posts that include:

1. Lies
2. Personal Stabs
3. Confidential info

for example, "Lies" - some people posted that ERAC Area Mgrs make six figures. This is NOT true. Their salaries are inflated because we factor in the new car that they get to drive and the gas. Their "6 figure salary" is based on a 40hr week. When you divide their income by 70 hours, their salary lands in the minimum wage area.

2. Personal Stabs: I have read posts about Todd Wheeler, calling him a "bald head". This is NOT right. I believe when I saw him the other day, he does NOT have a "bald head" - he actually has a "Dick head".. get it straight, and please refrain from making fun of individuals (Preya's butt, Wayne's secret sock fetish, etc). NOT COOL.

3. Confidential Info - please refrain from posting information about our fraudulent tactics of how we sell coverages. Also, please do not leak out information about the conditions of our vehicles (tires, lights , safety checks, check engine lights). Also , refrain from talking about the discrepancies of salaries (MT $30 / AM $34 / BM $37 / AM $70)
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Old 2007-06-09
DWayne
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Default Re: *** WARNING TO ALL GROUP 36 ***

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Originally Posted by GetReal View Post
Please refrain from posts that include:

1. Lies
2. Personal Stabs
3. Confidential info

for example, "Lies" - some people posted that ERAC Area Mgrs make six figures. This is NOT true. Their salaries are inflated because we factor in the new car that they get to drive and the gas. Their "6 figure salary" is based on a 40hr week. When you divide their income by 70 hours, their salary lands in the minimum wage area.

2. Personal Stabs: I have read posts about Todd Wheeler, calling him a "bald head". This is NOT right. I believe when I saw him the other day, he does NOT have a "bald head" - he actually has a "Dick head".. get it straight, and please refrain from making fun of individuals (Preya's butt, Wayne's secret sock fetish, etc). NOT COOL.

3. Confidential Info - please refrain from posting information about our fraudulent tactics of how we sell coverages. Also, please do not leak out information about the conditions of our vehicles (tires, lights , safety checks, check engine lights). Also , refrain from talking about the discrepancies of salaries (MT $30 / AM $34 / BM $37 / AM $70)
You for got my salary $1.5M. Thanks to all the little people for making this possible
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Default Re: *** WARNING TO ALL GROUP 36 ***

Group 36 has all of a sudden gotten into the spirit of this site! Keep slinging it out boys and girls. The shitbags at ERAC deserve to be called out for all the lies and deception they put you through.
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Old 2007-06-10
Chunk
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Default Re: *** WARNING TO ALL GROUP 36 ***

I've been telling all my lovely greeners about this site! I'm surprised that they didn't do research before applying for this job! Prior to my first interview I checked out this whole site. Why did I still join? I guess I wanted to really see what all the fuss was. I now understand and have wasted 10 months of my life.

At least I can save some people in realizing the hard truth...See! you work 10+ years in ERAC become a GRM and what? Get fired by someone right above you!
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Old 2007-06-10
SecretAgentMan
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You for got my salary $1.5M. Thanks to all the little people for making this possible
We have some contacts at First Hawaiian. We will verify how much you really make. With your income claims and as frugal as you are, you should have 7 figures in your personal savings accounts and at least high 6 figures in the checking accounts. We need to give Pacific Business News a lead and update them with your salary figures because you sure in the fuck miss the "highest earning" list year after year. Maybe they just need to be educated so you can be included in the yearly list which includes the "Who's Who" of the business sector in Honolulu.
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Old 2007-06-10
SecretAgent Squirrel
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We have some contacts at First Hawaiian. We will verify how much you really make. With your income claims and as frugal as you are, you should have 7 figures in your personal savings accounts and at least high 6 figures in the checking accounts. We need to give Pacific Business News a lead and update them with your salary figures because you sure in the fuck miss the "highest earning" list year after year. Maybe they just need to be educated so you can be included in the yearly list which includes the "Who's Who" of the business sector in Honolulu.
Secret Agent Man
Exactly! Pacific Business New tells you who's who in the business industry! Enterprise employees can't cut it in the REAL business world!
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Old 2007-06-10
DWayne
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We have some contacts at First Hawaiian. We will verify how much you really make. With your income claims and as frugal as you are, you should have 7 figures in your personal savings accounts and at least high 6 figures in the checking accounts. We need to give Pacific Business News a lead and update them with your salary figures because you sure in the fuck miss the "highest earning" list year after year. Maybe they just need to be educated so you can be included in the yearly list which includes the "Who's Who" of the business sector in Honolulu.
Secret Agent Man
Perhaps you didn't realize that PBN only publishes the salaries of those who work for publicly traded companies. I don't expect one of my employees to be able to know something as insightful as that. That's why we hired you in the first place. Now go wash my car!
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