OUR VALUES

ATTENTION ALL GP36 EMPLOYEES:

After thoughtless consideration, I have decided to revise our values to better reflect the mission of GP36. Effective immediately, please dispose of your "Our Values" card you received when you were hired. It will be replaced with a new card which outlines the revisions as follows:

·Our ego is the most valuable thing we own.

·Personal dishonesty and lack of integrity are the foundation of our failure.

·Customer Service is for pussies.

·Enterprise is a horrible and unfriendly place where teamwork means EVERYONE DO WHAT I SAY!

·You work hard... and you reward ME! (while I play golf)

·Great things happen when we fuck... our customers and each other.

·We destroy our communities, one wrecked home at a time.

·Our doors are missing, because a hurricane blew them off, and I'm too cheap to buy new ones.

I expect you all to commit these new values to memory, and I will be visiting all the branches to make sure that you have. This includes you too, Todd, if you really want JB's old job. If anyone has any questions or concerns, blow me.

-Miss Tanaka

As sad as it is, these truely are group 36's core values.

Now these founding values really do represent how GP36 is! Couldn't have said it any better!

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Originally Posted by Founding Values MAn

Now these founding values really do represent how GP36 is! Couldn't have said it any better!

thank you