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Old 2007-07-18
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Default Re: Struggling........

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Like most recent college grads, you're screwed before you even left the gate. Your problems aren't ERAC's fault. Your thirst for status put you in $26k in debt. THAT will kill you, no matter what job you have. Your parents saved for years for buy their house and accumulate their possessions. You wanted your NOW.

So many MT's these days are following the same philosophy of acquiring. I've even seen MT's buying houses at the age of 22. When their desire for things (and the debt which comes with it) starts mounting, they blame ERAC not paying them enough and end up leaving bitter.

Stay or leave, your issue is not with ERAC. Deal with it at the root. Ultimately, your employer is not to blame.
The word is you are trying to sell your CRV or recently sold it. It will lower lower your existing debt and now you have some extra money to buy more clothes and accessories.
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Old 2007-07-19
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Default Re: Struggling........

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I don't understand some people who voluntarily choose to move to Hawaii on their own without parents and try to make a living here working for Enterprise. Hawaii already has a high cost living stature and add the low pay and overworked hours at ERAC, you'll never make much profit!
The answer is simple: sell up, sell dub, run tight, book no look, blah blah blah, ESQi, blah blah blah, take care of your employees, blah blah blah, profits will follow, fuck cunt damn shit whore, what a bunch of SHIT! Sorry, the voices are talking to me again.
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Old 2007-07-19
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Kala appears to be a classic case of lacking a father figure in her life which explains her promiscuous behavior. She constantly is in need of constant attention and physical affection from the opposite sex.
The world needs more females with these characteristics. We just need them minus the HPV virus so they can be enjoyed. This is the exact type of woman who make us seek a decent woman down the road to actually marry.
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Old 2007-07-19
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You guys are all clowns. Have fun clutting out it the rest of your lives.
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Old 2007-07-19
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Seriously, haven't we all said enough smack about MJ? I mean sure, she's a slut, but fuck a lot of corporations have their company hoe. So enough is enough! Until you guys can find another to replace MJ.
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Old 2007-07-19
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Seriously, haven't we all said enough smack about MJ? I mean sure, she's a slut, but fuck a lot of corporations have their company hoe. So enough is enough! Until you guys can find another to replace MJ.
"Company Hoe" in reference to MJ.....So who in the group has to be worried about their peckers and the inside of their mouth???????? Welcome to the world of HPV ya'll, LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2007-07-19
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"Company Hoe" in reference to MJ.....So who in the group has to be worried about their peckers and the inside of their mouth???????? Welcome to the world of HPV ya'll, LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Poor decisions in your past can definitely fuck up your future. Once you are infected with the HPV virus and it is documented in your medical records, try and apply for a life insurance policy and see whether or not you are eligible and if you are, you will freak out on the premiums you must pay. Kind of like car insurance, the high premiums you will be quoted is another way the underwriter is saying you are a irresponsible individual who failed to make prudent decisions in your personal life.
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Old 2007-07-19
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Seriously, haven't we all said enough smack about MJ? I mean sure, she's a slut, but fuck a lot of corporations have their company hoe. So enough is enough! Until you guys can find another to replace MJ.
If it is let go and swept under the carpet, MJ will fall into her normal routine and potentially infect more innocent people with her high risk strain of HPV.
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Old 2007-07-19
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Good thing ERAC culture is so tight knit. She'll just infect all the fools who bleed Green. Perhaps the true meaning of green is also being infected with HPV. Damn, its sorta like some alien zombie shit. Feed us dreams of riches, and the weak-minded get sucked in. For the true test of dedication and self-sacrifice to the company, the so too be queen matriarch brooder will infect us with her HPV strain to pass it to every one we come in contact. So that everyone will feel her pain and she will rule GP36 and perhaps the WORLD!!!!! muahahahahahaha

Sounds like it could be an interesting sci-fi story. You've got a big corporation shoving proproganda down our throats esp to young graduates. Hoping to turn us into loyal underlings or zombies. You've got an infectious plague derived from one main host in the company that will literally tear this world apart! OMG! I'm high on crack!
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Old 2007-07-19
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Good thing ERAC culture is so tight knit. She'll just infect all the fools who bleed Green. Perhaps the true meaning of green is also being infected with HPV. Damn, its sorta like some alien zombie shit. Feed us dreams of riches, and the weak-minded get sucked in. For the true test of dedication and self-sacrifice to the company, the so too be queen matriarch brooder will infect us with her HPV strain to pass it to every one we come in contact. So that everyone will feel her pain and she will rule GP36 and perhaps the WORLD!!!!! muahahahahahaha

Sounds like it could be an interesting sci-fi story. You've got a big corporation shoving proproganda down our throats esp to young graduates. Hoping to turn us into loyal underlings or zombies. You've got an infectious plague derived from one main host in the company that will literally tear this world apart! OMG! I'm high on crack!
Very imaginative and a good story line. It will turn our favority Japanese bar hostess from and ERAC SUPERSTAR to a MOVIE STAR.
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