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  #131 (permalink)  
Old 2007-08-23
The Big Picture
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Don't be an idiot. Put things in perspective. Nobody takes the job with enterprise thinking they are going to do the full 30 years. Work hard and get to at least BM then leave for a real career. I walked away a while ago and probably wouldn't have gotten the job I have now without enterprise. Everything else is downhill after working 60 hours a week and putting up with all the BS. Now if you don't make BM in 2 years then you don't have what it takes to get a good paying career job. Settle for selling cell phones or copy machines for a couple more years then maybe you land the sales mgmt career. Its unfortunate that enterprise pays what they do, but it is the going rate for the Hawaii job market. Especially for the people they target to hire. It cracks me up to see naive newly graduated college students with no "Real" work experience think they deserve more than $40k/year. Stay the course and leave after you are BM for 1 year. Your chances of getting a real career job after that are extremely good. Only people that have major connections get "PAID" out of college the rest of us have to pay our dues and earn it. Now go to sleep, you have a long day tomorrow. Tuesdays is they day you run out of cars and start dancing. Good luck!
“Put things in perspective”
That means pretend your life doesn’t suck.

“Work hard and get to at least BM then leave for a real career”
But I thought “Management Trainee” is a real career?

“…wouldn't have gotten the job I have now without enterprise”
So you left your “career” for a job?

“Everything else is downhill after working 60 hours a week…”
You mean down the toilet?

“Now if you don't make BM in 2 years then you don't have what it takes to get a good paying career job”
Here we go with the “couldn’t hack it” bullshit.

“Stay the course and leave after you are BM for 1 year”
You are still brainwashed and full of E-shit after all this time.

“Your chances of getting a real career job after that are extremely good”
Just what is this wonderful career you have now?


“…the rest of us have to pay our dues and earn it”
Somebody call a waaambulance. 1-800-CRY-BABY, ask for operator waa-waa.
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Old 2007-08-28
Bro's Brother In Arms
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at least youre finally moving up in the world with your erac financial success which has finally enabled you to move out from mommy and daddy, lol! life must be a little different having not spent a dime of your own money on food the last 6 years......let me guess.....stouffers lasagna in the microwave must now be the meal of choice for you......does it go well with a good merlot or cabernet sauvignon, lmao???? at least the lack of funds and living on a sructured budget now you have rent to pay will keep you indoors allowing you to indulge in what you were put on earth for........remember we were all put here for a reason and we all know the reason you were put here, lol!
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What is wrong with Stouffers frozen dinners? I'm making bank and I love Stouffers for dinner.
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Old 2007-08-31
The High Life!
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Previous threads stating a dozen differenct sexual partners by the time she made 18 in addition to being infected with a high risk strain of HPV, one can only theorize what our favorite bar hostess girl was put on earth for.
HPV is some serious shit! The next epidemic with some long term effects in the future.
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Old 2007-09-01
36 Insider
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Previous threads stating a dozen differenct sexual partners by the time she made 18 in addition to being infected with a high risk strain of HPV, one can only theorize what our favorite bar hostess girl was put on earth for.
The world would be a better place if all wahine were as easy and willing as MJ only minus the HPV infection and it would be all good.
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Old 2007-09-04
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The world would be a better place if all wahine were as easy and willing as MJ only minus the HPV infection and it would be all good.
Now that would be a perfect world.
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Old 2007-09-13
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The world would be a better place if all wahine were as easy and willing as MJ only minus the HPV infection and it would be all good.
theyre are all easy.....are there really difficult ones out there???? i must agree with you that minus the hpv infection is preferred.
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Old 2007-10-04
WT's Soljah
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The world would be a better place if all wahine were as easy and willing as MJ only minus the HPV infection and it would be all good.
I totally agree.
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Old 2007-10-09
Plate Lunch
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The world would be a better place if all wahine were as easy and willing as MJ only minus the HPV infection and it would be all good.
They're all easy with a little alcohol in them.
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Old 2007-11-22
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I fucking hate how everybody sucks up to the top guys and tries to shake each of their hands! If I'm not not stuck in that situation, I would only say hi without a handshake! I have a co-worker that wants to attempt to rise up in Enterprise ONLY so that he can get all the attention from MTs! That's such a waste of time. He could do that working elsewhere and truly get the admiration he deserves.
What ambition in life to seek the attention of job market rejects!
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Old 2007-11-23
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The world would be a better place if all wahine were as easy and willing as MJ only minus the HPV infection and it would be all good.
There is no such place as a perfect world!
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