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Old 2007-03-30
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Default Re: Upcoming HS Reunion

DO like the commercial. The guy named Moose.Rent a Caddy, or a lexus.When you get the car home fomr the office.Be sure totake thebig green E sticker off the back. then go to your reunion.

But I bet when you get there, yuor car willnot be there and all they will have for you is a shitty ass Aveo.!!LOL


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I have an idea. Try having some balls and manning up and telling people what you do. If you are not proud of it then why are you doing it in the first place? If you are confident about your job and yourself then fuck what other people think. High school means shit in the scope of your life. Most popular guys are balding and fat now so for those 4 years congrats on being great. If you want the rest of your life to be like highschool then shave your nut hair, lose some weight and jackoff everynight....otherwise get yourself a new suit (one that is not stained with car wash soap and fast food condiments, suck in that gut and tell people you are a branch manager for ERAC. You are involved in training people to become managers and future leaders, you handle an inventory of over 3.6 million dollars (or just multiply your cars time avg price of $16k for shits and giggles) and you are incharge of collections, customer service, sales and retention. It's all how you word it.
You shave your scrotal hair you pervert!
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Old 2007-03-30
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Yeah, man up...tell them how you wasted your 20s sweating for Mr Taylor's sweat shop.

At least you have an excuse as to why you are single (or divorced, or at least strained marriage) out of shape, and completely dissatisfied with life.

Another poster above said basically...its not all about money. I completely agree. Unfortunately, you have no money AND no job satisfaction. Social workers at least make the world a better place. You get no money and the satisfaction that what, a baby's mama has her neon for the weekend? A real business person gets their wheels for that road trip? Congrats...have fun at your reunion. At least you still have the ex-football player driving his 10 yr old truck to pick on...bc you would be next in the totum poll
If this guy is not going to quit and find a new job before the reunion he may as well try to make people think he is happy....or should he show up and tell everyone how shitty his job is, how he is a rental monkey and works 55 hours per week for Jack and Andy dancing for peanuts at there 9 billion dollar organ grinder? If you go at least make it seem like you enjoy your work, unless someone there works for ERAC as well and then they can call BS on you. Nice work by the way attempting to put me down with your weak "bc you would be next in the totum poll" being that I would be ON the TotEm POLE (large letters represent the mispelling and faulty grammar you chose to use)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Totem_pole
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You shave your scrotal hair you pervert!
Doesn't everyone?
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Doesn't everyone?
Yes, but why do you do it to underage boys?
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Yes, but why do you do it to underage boys?
Not strong enough to fight me off.....and besides they are the only ones that fall for the clown suit.
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Not strong enough to fight me off.....and besides they are the only ones that fall for the clown suit.
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I have been pretty lame lately. Only political BS with Robert. Figured I should get back to my old skool roots that made me the poster I was last year.
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Default Re: Upcoming HS Reunion

I earn $100000 a year at erac and am quite happy and am happy to tell people where I work
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I earn $100000 a year at erac and am quite happy and am happy to tell people where I work
Oh man, do you have low standards for self worth. It is good that you base your happiness of the job on your pay grade. It can be about prestige and not screwing people too. Do you still wash cars Mr. 100000
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