41AA (What? You Guys Thought We Wouldn't Talk?)

Originally Posted by Job 3:14

You ok Laughoutloud? Such angst.

I'm fine. I just like using my verbal-jujitsu on morons. I'm outta this place in one week, THANK YOU SWEET JESUS, HALLELUHJA!! I got a sweet new gig lined up, so I'll be saying adios to this toilet bowl very soon. My only gripe is that I didn't stumble onto this site a loooong time ago.

But, thanx for your show of concern.

Well, may you be blessed with safe travels and may the grips of the big green devil stay just memories in a life that once was. Good to hear another one leaving the flock...how did they say it in Indiana Jones?
You have chosen..................wisely.

Lost in Translation does work for the company don't be fouled everybody. they work in AA. Here's a question, why would someone ever defend e-loser if they didn't work there and were all bought in on the DREAM? Also how did they know the name Brian? Man you should change your name to Loser in Translation.

An old assistant manager of mine told me to do the math, you know that car prep that maybe washes 2 cars a day and doesn't speak english? well after you average out your pay check by the hours you work your only making .75 cents/ hour more then him. Kind of makes you think, Damn they don't have that bad of a gig for what they do. As for you, you went through 4 years of college and for what? YOU RENT CARS!!!!!!!!!!!! did you ever think when you were sitting in biology, finance or macro that you would disgrace the family name by renting cars. Hey don't believe your parents when they say their proud of you cause there not, behind your back their telling their friends you have made something of yourself. Look I'm not knocking ERAC, all I'm saying is take a step back and look at the job your doing, they could get HS drop outs to do the same thing. Respect yourself! Damn man have the balls to know there are people out there looking for good hard working people. Oh and out in the real working world and average work week is 40 hours!!! who would have thought.

Demer I left Erac a long time ago, but I know who you are cause i had friends that worked at ERAC when you did and I know your story, your an unethical bastard but you remained strong and admitted your faults and not your empolyees and for that you are a good man.

PS as I said eariler Lost in Translation does work for ERAC! I know i just fueled LaughinOut LOuds fire!! Go get um!!!!!

everyone else reading these posts enjoy, cause I'm sure were about to see a field day. Demer,

Sorry Lost in Translation, I blew your cover.....Loser.

WOW! I have to say that this lost in translation person is really confusing him/her self. First he works for Enterprise and reports to Matt and sells at 50%, now he is a customer in Boynton Beach? I'm not sure this guy knows who he is! I love the fact that all this is coming out about 41AA it's about time people spoke up about what goes on at this company. Everyone knows everything, but yet it's never spoken about out loud, it's always kept in secret or (rumors). I have to say Enterprise does a great job brainwashing their employees in the begining, and then most of them come around and realize what a joke this company is and they quit. But for the few who have stayed around for years because they think that they have this great career, they are wrong, all they are is slaves for a mulitibillion dollar company. To all of you still with the company good luck, you will earn every dollar you make.

all jobs suck, but at least at this job you can get a little ass on the side. Joe Namath

If anyone had missed my previous post earlier then scroll up. If you are to lazy to do so, here is a recap.

Matt Linnell + Janna Hinson = Pregnancy = Ashley Snell kicking someone's ass

I like it baller...but if i may interject my own thoughts....


Matt Linnell + Janna Hinson + KT + Ashley + ??? + ??? + ??? = Who knows whos Got what (and a bun in the oven)...

The Harry Potter soap opera is hilarious. It would not surprise me if JH is pregnant, but who could really tell behind those massive knockers and that fat gut. As far as Ashley goes what a joke this cum bucket is, all she does is suck the cocks of upper management and ignores every other employee who comes across her path. Ashley what color are you anymore; cause I know it can't be the color of your skin! I will have to send the suggestion to HR about having a blood donation day for AA, and lets see how many people really have the HIV around this region. Latter my fellow E-Chimps.

P.S. Hey Ash shouldn't you be hiring someone today, I am sure you can find some other slacked jawed yokel to hire and get that massive bonus they pay you.

Tatiana Heredia in CC did not kiss ass to get her promotion - she sucked dick. Someone witnessed a very close encounter in Key West with a "highr up decision maker". Couple days later she was promoted to ARM over much more qualified and suitable employees. Need we say more?? I hear her hubby works for company too poor thing having to kiss that dirty mouth.

You’re a bitch, Lost in Translation. Should you be a customer, know that ERAC views you as a pigeon . . . a mark. Its sole purpose is to fleece you outta your hard-earned dick sucking money. ERAC basically lifts you up by the ankles and tries to shake every last fuckin’ dime from your miserable pockets. I pray you rent often just so we do a nice, thorough job of sodomizing you. And there’s no escaping it. House always wins. You rent from us, you lose. Period. Hopefully we’ll be seein’ ya’ real soon!

And if you’re an employee, well, you’re a goddamned idiot, plain and simple. This company LOVES tools like you. They can waive their E-shit directly under your nose without a single complaint about the smell. You come off as very gullible, Lost in Translation, which is the worst trait you could possibly possess in the business world. And you come off as very dim, too. Someone with your, um, characteristics will have a long and prosperous career here at Rental-Prise. Just don’t go and grow a spine. You might become very unpopular with upper management. I hope you choke on Andy Taylor's load. Good day.