best and worst area managers 41cc

worst

1.anwar i (osama) -- dis ain't NYC bitch or fat fuck (you choose). Watch
your mouth...tou will get punched one day!
2.todd b -- how many vacation days do I have?/ speak faster please!
3.anthony b -- grooming is not a priority/ zest is calling!
4.lester g -- how, why, what? (per your employees...yep, they talk)
5.tatiana h -- geez...imagine if she had used proactiv...rvp?
6.christian s -- no secret here...we all know he is sorry...now he
changes light bulbs!
7.wayne b -- my smile is fake too...and you better get used to these 20%
cdw sales months...thanks for letting us close later. Now
I get home at 2am. Shit, like I don't have kids too!
8.john e -- you real lucky that number 7 got me hot but you still beat him.
you are a regular fucking idiot! Thanks for fucking up the airport.
Nobody liked you and gg hates you too. I learned nothing in erac
101. I'd rather be fishin'!

best

1.george k -- keep bangin dem girls playa..my idol!
2.dustin w -- come back to the airport!
3.pierre k -- he dresses good... sak pase!
4.chris t -- now a head driver!
5.rubio -- stay off the drugs...please!

First off, I just wanna say what a fantastic site this is!! Thank God!

Anyway, I quit G3 in December . . . after I slammed Kevin Flemming's sorry ass into his lady's car. Oh, his girl's name is Inez. She was the fat stupid bitch with the gigantic ass, dense enough to punch a hole in the fabric of space and time. I remember the look on Flemming’s face as I bashed him into her ride. She was there, too, which made it all the more pleasurable.

Tatiana is the worst person I ever had the displeasure of coming into contact with at Rental-Prise. You'd think with all that cash she would've gotten some sort of cream to help with those blemishes . . . SOMETHING to get rid of that Papa John's Original she calls a face. Also, she's a scarf and barfer. That bitch eats a meal, and then regurgitates it into the nearest john. I never saw/heard her, but a few of the other MTs did. And I thought she got that skinny from coke, you know, the real South Beach diet. But it turns out the real reason is much more hilarious!!

Todd is a fat, stuttering prick. He lies. My buddy quit in Jan. He just got his paycheck yesterday!!! He called Todd up and cussed his ass out, which steamed Broadwater's carrots. But they're all fools and incompetent.

I’m sure you know Ainsworth Grant as well. What miserable pile of clothing that guy was. Stupid, lazy, egotistical . . . your typical Enterprise employee. I had to stop myself on numerous occasions from popping him in the mouth. Not a closed fist punch, but a slap, reserved for bitches.

Wayne, or WB, as he refers to himself in the MS01s, is a cock-nibbling bastard! My old BM, Scott S, was cool. However, he was going through some hard times with his family; his daughter was undergoing Chemo-therapy. She was very ill. Wayne, that FUCK, pulls Scott into the office and starts telling him he needs to get his head into the game. What a fantastic loser!! If that were Wayne's kid, he'd just as distraught. I would not lose any sleep if that asshole where killed in a slow, vicious manner . . . perhaps by a pack of wild boars strung out on angel dust. And, the act would have to occur before the eyes of his family.

And as far as Anwar goes, I only dealt with him in ERAC 101 (which is another joke.) If I ever saw him in the streets I'd shove sausages down his throat and cram starving dogs up his ass. This act, too, would take place in front of his family. Bitch ass motherfucker!!!

Now ?????, on the other hand was a smooth operator. Not a big money maker, but the best BM I had at that joke job. I still talk to him. Too bad they don’t hire more like him. Rubio was cool, too. As was Dustin. Jose, the AM at H3 is also a good guy. Why doesn’t Enterprise hire more like these guys? The real Best of the Best don’t work for the company.

Well, that's about it. I saw your posting and I was like "Man, that guy knows the same pricks I do." I'm just curious as to who you are. I don't know if you recall me. But, if you're still there, GET OUT!! If not, good job.

Wade...go live your life and be lucky knowing that you will be a nobody forever! You are a neanderthal in disguise. You do not blend in! Love Always...

Man, you gave yourself up when you said you pushed Flemming. John 'Wadeing in drugs..Enterprise's top wino! Man, you are the butt of CC jokes through today. I know Flemming though man. He cool as fuck, one of the best. I don't know what happened that day dude but I can't imagine that dude pissing off anybody. Proves that you were as hopeless as your erac "friends" would say everyday! Man, you sure you wasn't smoking or sniffing something? That's the word on da street. Losing your job over some dumb shit. No mother fucker ain't worth my paycheck. Then again, you are John Wade. That was the cherry on top for you--Uh Huh, Uh Huh....I'm Stupid!

First off, I quit; I didn’t get fired. Todd was calling me and trying to get me to come back. I told him to take a hike. Like I was gonna come back and work for that shitty company. In truth, a real company wouldn’t let me slam a guy around and then let me come back and work. Even I (the Neanderthal) thought that was strange. You think a real company would let something like that go on and just bring the guy back? Nope. But, when you’re desperate for workers, well, I guess incidents like that can be over looked.

And as for no one liking me, well, look at the above statement. Todd, the head of HR, was my on my dick. Shit, I didn’t even have a driver’s license and he let me stay AND vouched for me. When I finally decided to talk to him about the Flemming incident (two weeks after I left) he still was on my jock. Remember: they were gonna let me come back. So how can I get fired when, after I humiliated Kevin, I told Inez I was done with the place? You think I’d let that fuckin’ company fire me!? You’re crazy. And for the record, everyone talks about everyone at that place. I’m sure folks dish about you as well. You’re just too naïve (or dumb) to believe/realize it. And I don’t want everyone to like me. I’d think less of myself if some people did.

As far as Flemming being cool, well, that’s all depends on who you ask. I know people in his area. They were thrilled when they heard about what I did. They were even more ecstatic when he quit. This is what happened: We where getting dumped like a son of a whore one Sunday and he pulls Inez’s personal car in the bay to wash it, blocking the only way in or out. When I asked him to move it (for the third time) he starts telling me he’s a Branch Manager and Inez’s boyfriend. Basically, he was trying to pull rank. And he thought b/c he was the assistant’s boyfriend he could do whatever he wanted. Does that sound like a cool dude or a conceded, arrogant prick? He got a tongue lashing by management as well, even got written up. Upper management wanted to know why he (a manager) let it get that far, and, like everyone else, why he didn’t move the fuckin’ car the first time I asked. Do you think Doug or Wayne would’ve pulled that shit? He knew who I was b/c his girlfriend (my old boss) hated my guts and bitched to him about me daily. Hmmm. Was there some intent behind his actions? And Inez hated me b/c I called her out everyday. I wasn’t the only one, but I did it the loudest. And as for losing my paycheck (if that’s what you wanna call the meager salary they gave me) it was worth it to thrash a person who sorely deserved it.

I wasn’t sniffing anything, for the record. But I was high as a kite most of the time. The funny part: EVERYONE comes to work fucked up. You wouldn’t know that, or probably believe it. I can think of seven people in that area that were stoned daily. Betcha can’t guess who. It’d blow your mind!

And I think I’m smarter for leaving Enterprise. Only fools and cowards stay there and slave away behind the counters. Chasing the E-Dream. I call it the E-Dream b/c you’d have to be asleep to believe it. The true best of the best are NOT at Rental Prise. They’ve moved on. Granted, I could have left on a better note. But I like to go out with a bang! Unlike most employees there, I’ve got balls. Enterprise adores folks like you: mindless robots that will do their biddings, no questions asked, under the illusion that they will strike it rich. A Gold Rush mentality. You poor schmuck. You poor, clueless schmuck. I don’t need to work like that. The Emancipation Proclamation freed my kind a loooong time ago. Only folks that are gluttons for punishment stay and work there. Or those who are on work visas and can’t leave. Or those that couldn’t make it anywhere else.

And to address your remark about going nowhere, well, I got a job with Aventis Pharmaceuticals through a connection I made at Enterprise. I make a base of 40K, have a company car, and a $400 monthly expense account. They also provide me with a Dell laptop and a cell phone. Not too shabby for a Neanderthal. And if I am a Neanderthal, well, then you must be an early proto-human, a Lucy-type, seeing as how I’m further had in the game than yourself. And I work a fraction of what you dolts put in there. I make more money . . . work less hours. The people are smarter, and I’m not just a glorified McDonald’s employee in a shirt and tie detailing mini-vans. No more living paycheck to paycheck. God! I can actually SAVE money. I also have free time. But you wouldn’t know anything about that, and probably never will. And respect. That’s something you’ll never acquire at your current job. I can proudly tell folks what I do. The only good thing about your chosen place of enslavement is that it looks great on a resume.

But don’t get too upset. If you just keep at it and plug away like a half blind mule, you might make it to management level, where the pay is barely much better and you get screamed at even more. Or if you’re currently a manager/whipping post, my deepest condolences.

Have fun. Oh wait! You’re still there. I can hear the sobbing . . . . .

i knew Jon Watie (that’s how is name is spelled). I worked with him in that area. Jon was a little crazy (from the paint chips) but he was hilarious to work with. Made the day go by ten times faster. And he was good with customers as well . . . when he wanted to do good.

Kevin was a jerk off; I worked with him. To say he was cool means you obviously did not know him, radar1. And I dont think jon would have done anything to the guy had he not deserved it. i’m not saying what Jon did was right; there are better ways to handle things. But I’ve never seen him get angry. Probably because he was high all the time. Didn’t know that about cha’ Jon. You hid it well man.

So you guys need to lay off; you weren’t there and you don’t know the guy personally. Jon was a big Oklahoma sum’ bitch. I doubt you’d talk shit to his face. And that, if nothing else, is why Kevin should have moved the car. G3 gets DUMPED on Sundays. Why was Kevin adding to the confusion? I agree with Jon; he knew who Jon was and just wanted to be an ass. And he paid for it.

Oh, and Congrats on the new job Jonny boy. Shit, get me outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, I used to work in that area. John was a good guy, just a little off kilter. But in a good way. He’d make people laugh until they wet their pants. I think it was HILARIOUS what he did.

On Sundays, we’d get our asses handed to us. I know the details of the story. I’m sure Inez talked shit about John to Kevin all the time. So Kevin HAD to of known John, if only by Inez’s description; there were not that many six foot two bald guys with a country accent there. Kevin wanted to play a little game. And he lost. John knew he should’ve handled it another way, but he was fed up. It was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

John was also a big motherfucker. Aveo and Radar, I promise he’d positively destroy both of your sorry asses . . . probably at the same time.

And as for him being a “Neanderthal” this guy had a personal library at home of over 300 books on everything from quantum physics to history. He was smarter than folks gave him credit for; you just had to know him. He knew people thought he was a goof-off. He laughed about it. And, apparently, he’s doing better than we are. Good job Watie!!!

“No mother fucker ain't worth my paycheck.” Radar, with writing like that, I’m surprised you’ve made it this far in life. Strap in for the ride, buddy. You’re gonna be here for awhile. With sentences like that I’m sure you’re the butt of several CC jokes as well. Anyone as inarticulate as you must have shit for brains. Perhaps you’re sniffin’ and smokin’ stuff, too. That’s da’ werd on da’ streets. Idiot. I can't wait to get outta this place!

Everybody, please get back to your jobs and live your lives. We only have one. Who cares about Watie and Flemming. They both no longer work for ERAC and thus are much better off than us who still do. Who gives a fuck about what happened at G3? He didn't move the car...John shoved him...some like this person, some like that person, this person was a jerk, that person was a jerk off....whatever!! Shit happens for a reason and here we are arguing about who is right or wrong. Who is still working for ERAC? Me and all of you bitching about nonsense. Congrats to Watie and Flemming for leaving this hell hole regardless of the circumstances. Can Flemming and Watie get me a job please? That is the real issue at hand. Stop with the elementary school bickering and get me outta this hell hole! I need a drink! Watie, you are better than this man, enjoy your life...fuck ERAC! Real men do not bicker....girls do! Now please reply with job postings!

Now this is ridiculous! Ex- erac alumni writing books about nonsense. Stop giving this wack ass company props. Go fuck your girls or something. Give them the time you never had for them--not erac! Erac is e-wack. Get lifted!

First off, can anyone throw a brother a bone. I need a job! A lot of this shit is funny but really, what is all this shit about? Who are these guys, Watie and Flemming,whose dicks everyone seem to be sucking? If they no longer work for erac then they are my heroes! Fuck all that BS. I want out!