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Old 2007-04-16
Making moves, PAPA!!!
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anyone find the article today with ricardo somewhat amusing. i find it funny that he hires all these people because most of his employees quit on him because he sucks ass or just chases them out the door. here is an exerpt. enjoy!!

How do you pass on the knowledge of quality leads to your employees at the branch?

I show them the amount of money I've made just from referrals to get my people motivated. (Because I stole the leads from my Mt's) Plus, I make it a daily check at my branch. "Have you spoken to someone today about your job?" (do it because if not you get written up) A lot of times customers ask how long we've been working with Enterprise - this is the time. (tell them i might get promoted soon because everyone is quiting or i have been doing this crap for so long because it pays the bills) You have a captive audience whether they're making small talk, looking for a job or not - talk to them. (You might get them suckered into this shit also) People know people and people talk (shit). Some of my personal referrals have been friends (you have friends???) who have talked to other friends (wait, you have friends again) - because that person was looking for work and they knew someone who worked for Enterprise and really liked their job. (really, good bullshit to get them in the door)

How many hires have you had this past year?
Let's see...six? No, no. Seven hires. (i also have 7 fires and quitings including my asst managers)
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Old 2007-04-16
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wow, ricardo is growing as popular as renzo. well he still has a while to go
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Old 2007-04-22
Making moves papa!!!
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well ricardo gets fucked again. i guess being a hated and unethical manager is finally catching up to you dickhead. you better start making moves to the unemployment line papa
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Old 2007-09-24
41ee HR
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Please congratulate Ricardo on his recent promotion to Area Manager up north. His knowledge of the business will continue to open doors for him. Once again congratulate Ricardo on his new and well deserved promotion
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Old 2007-09-24
Ana Acosta
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Please congratulate Ricardo on his recent promotion to Area Manager up north. His knowledge of the business will continue to open doors for him. Once again congratulate Ricardo on his new and well deserved promotion
Recall: Ana would like to recall the message following message "Please congratulate Ricardo
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Old 2007-09-24
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well ricardo gets fucked yet again. passed up on numerous oppurtunites for area manager how many times? what was it this time ricky? going to blame your assistant managers like you did in the past. the shadiness is catching up papa. i hear fritanga managua has manager openings. start looking in the classified. your time is almost out.
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Old 2007-09-24
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Ricardo,

If you would treat your employees better things like this wouldn't happen to you. I guess Renzo couldn't bail you out this time since your retention numbers are at an all time low. Also I thought you being at C8 was only a temporary thing for you while you get promorted. But I can tell you this that 2 managers have been prometed in EE and your NICA ASS is still on Brid Road wishing you were in thier shoes. SCREW YOU!!!!! You made my life a living hell and I'm glad all of this shit is happening to you. Thank you to the RVP from up north that didn't take you that way does people aren't going to suffer like we have the past year. I'm so glad I left and actually have a real job instead of lying to people like ERAC has the past 50 years.
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Old 2007-09-24
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Ricardo,

If you would treat your employees better things like this wouldn't happen to you. I guess Renzo couldn't bail you out this time since your retention numbers are at an all time low. Also I thought you being at C8 was only a temporary thing for you while you get promorted. But I can tell you this that 2 managers have been prometed in EE and your NICA ASS is still on Brid Road wishing you were in thier shoes. SCREW YOU!!!!! You made my life a living hell and I'm glad all of this shit is happening to you. Thank you to the RVP from up north that didn't take you that way does people aren't going to suffer like we have the past year. I'm so glad I left and actually have a real job instead of lying to people like ERAC has the past 50 years.
As the other posts said ricardo gets fucked again. Im glad to see that this selfish lying sack of donkey shit gets the big shaft up the ass again. How many big offices are you gonna get and not get promoted. This is what happens when you fuck with people. Karma is a fucking bitch you tira flecha piece of shit. Why dont you just quit and go work at pollo supremo or something. Go serve some fritanga with moros. As one of the people that you fucked, im glad that you are getting what you deserveE
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Old 2007-09-24
DANNY ROBLEJO
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RICARDO, YOU NEED TO SWALLOW NOT SPIT WITH RENZO AND YOU WILL GET PROMOTED. LOOK AT ME.. IT WORKS.... PUPI
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Old 2007-09-26
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RICARDO, YOU NEED TO SWALLOW NOT SPIT WITH RENZO AND YOU WILL GET PROMOTED. LOOK AT ME.. IT WORKS.... PUPI
sshhhh, pupi. dont let everyone know how to get promoted. Then i have to give raises. The only raises i like to give are in my pants.
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