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Old 2007-07-28
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Default Edith Ordonez

This bitch stood me up last night, after flirting with me and telling me how she was gonna ride me like a stallion! Anyone else had a piece of this sweet ass?
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This bitch stood me up last night, after flirting with me and telling me how she was gonna ride me like a stallion! Anyone else had a piece of this sweet ass?
You must be too ugly to bang.
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Old 2007-07-29
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You must be too ugly to bang.
wtf! I am a stud!
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This bitch stood me up last night, after flirting with me and telling me how she was gonna ride me like a stallion! Anyone else had a piece of this sweet ass?
You should of told her you make the best mojito, paella, and platanos maduros. She would of followed you home and rocked your world.
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This bitch stood me up last night, after flirting with me and telling me how she was gonna ride me like a stallion! Anyone else had a piece of this sweet ass?
The word is she is a flirt and that is all. Feed her the drinks and she will be in the palm of your hand. Make sure you hit it as hard as you can to modify her attitude.
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The word is she is a flirt and that is all. Feed her the drinks and she will be in the palm of your hand. Make sure you hit it as hard as you can to modify her attitude.
And feed her Cuban food, with alot of rice and beans.
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And feed her Cuban food, with alot of rice and beans.
I don't recommend the rice and beans if you're going to enter the back door to teach her a lesson.
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I don't recommend the rice and beans if you're going to enter the back door to teach her a lesson.
I like it dirty, if you know what I mean.
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