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Old 2007-10-16
mellibelli
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Default $1,000 BS

We rented a car from Enterprise for my borthers wedding. Our flight came in late and we picked up the last car they had around midnight. The man who helped us was about 13 and we were in and out of the parking lot in less than 5 minutes. When we returned the car, an admittedly "new guy" inspected our car and dicovered a dent in the right front panel. Of course we were not responsible, but since there is no record of damage on the 3 previous rentals our card is being charged 648 dollars (after insurance). So word to the wise, do your own inspection and don't let Steve Urkel end you a car! BOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Old 2007-10-16
FormerClone FormerClone is offline
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We rented a car from Enterprise for my borthers wedding. Our flight came in late and we picked up the last car they had around midnight. The man who helped us was about 13 and we were in and out of the parking lot in less than 5 minutes. When we returned the car, an admittedly "new guy" inspected our car and dicovered a dent in the right front panel. Of course we were not responsible, but since there is no record of damage on the 3 previous rentals our card is being charged 648 dollars (after insurance). So word to the wise, do your own inspection and don't let Steve Urkel end you a car! BOOOOOOOOOOOO
No one is ever responsible!
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Old 2007-10-16
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We rented a car from Enterprise for my borthers wedding. Our flight came in late and we picked up the last car they had around midnight. The man who helped us was about 13 and we were in and out of the parking lot in less than 5 minutes. When we returned the car, an admittedly "new guy" inspected our car and dicovered a dent in the right front panel. Of course we were not responsible, but since there is no record of damage on the 3 previous rentals our card is being charged 648 dollars (after insurance). So word to the wise, do your own inspection and don't let Steve Urkel end you a car! BOOOOOOOOOOOO
Find out how much the windows cost to replace at this branch. Do some simple math and then destroy a matching amount of windows. How good is your throwing arm?
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Old 2007-10-16
cardinal woosley
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Find out how much the windows cost to replace at this branch. Do some simple math and then destroy a matching amount of windows. How good is your throwing arm?
tsk tsk.
as a republican you should have more respect for private property.
breaking shit is akin to something uneducated minorities do ala riots, or extremist groups like peta or the nature groups.
plenty of ways to fuck erac over without having to destroy property or break laws.
for example, if this poster truely feels dissed, he can grudgingly pay his bill, rent again a few weeks later and cop dub, and proceed to bash into something.
fair and legal getback
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Old 2008-01-15
caliente caliente is offline
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We rented a car from Enterprise for my borthers wedding. Our flight came in late and we picked up the last car they had around midnight. The man who helped us was about 13 and we were in and out of the parking lot in less than 5 minutes. When we returned the car, an admittedly "new guy" inspected our car and dicovered a dent in the right front panel. Of course we were not responsible, but since there is no record of damage on the 3 previous rentals our card is being charged 648 dollars (after insurance). So word to the wise, do your own inspection and don't let Steve Urkel end you a car! BOOOOOOOOOOOO
heres what you really should have done:

1. rent car

2. enterprise retard tells you car is damaged

3. argue damage was already there

4. enterprise idiot shows you rental contract where no damage is noted and place where you signed agreeing to be 100% responsible for damage

5. enterprise idiot informs you you have to pay 500 dollars for collision deductible for damge that probably totals 550 dollars total.

6. you say hang on one second i have to go put gas in the car.

7. you return w/ vehicle on spare tire, all windows smashed, both bumpers missing, large hole in hood, and original dent on side totalling 4,875 dollars now.

8. you say ok, heres my 500 dollar deduct

9. you take a shit in the parking lot on the way out

nuf' said
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Old 2008-01-15
Robert Robert is offline
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heres what you really should have done:

1. rent car

2. enterprise retard tells you car is damaged

3. argue damage was already there

4. enterprise idiot shows you rental contract where no damage is noted and place where you signed agreeing to be 100% responsible for damage

5. enterprise idiot informs you you have to pay 500 dollars for collision deductible for damge that probably totals 550 dollars total.

6. you say hang on one second i have to go put gas in the car.

7. you return w/ vehicle on spare tire, all windows smashed, both bumpers missing, large hole in hood, and original dent on side totalling 4,875 dollars now.

8. you say ok, heres my 500 dollar deduct

9. you take a shit in the parking lot on the way out

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Creative indeed!
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