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  #21 (permalink)  
Old 2005-03-14
morpheous
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Default Re: Thanks for entertaining me on this fine Friday

reality check= Wouldn't a recruiter prefer that the people they talk to know something about the company before taking the time to speak with them?
NO.......that's why I have a phone number, I decide if your going to be a fit or not after I'm done talking to you. I would never get flooded with voice mails because I answer all calls, it's my personal cell phone......I piece of paper has little attitude and personality, a real person on the other line is real......I hear someone needs advice in GP44 car sales...go help them. Your good at jellybeaning.....
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Old 2005-03-14
realitycheck
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Default So again,

In 60 seconds you can determine if a voice on the other end is a good fit for your company? Wow. That holds just as much water as the piece of paper you mentioned. That company of yours must have a large amount of unconditional faith in you to allow you to help contribute toward the future of the company with just a 1 minute phone call. I'm sorry man, but based on your posts in this thread, I wouldn't put too much faith in your keen ability to judge character. No web link again, huh? Does your company even have a website, or is it one of those special secret societies? Thanks for the jellbeaning comment. I set out on Friday to just have some fun and instead I guess I got to utilize the fine skill that is taught at Erac.
No all CAPS this time? I guess you have calmed down a bit. Good for you man.
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Old 2005-03-15
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Default Re: So again,

ERAC 8bill
Ours 11.2 bill
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Old 2005-03-15
realitycheck
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Default Yawn

I went to google and ran a search for the company called 'Ours' and it didn't really provide much information. I didn't have my secret decoder hook up to the computer, though.

You 60 seconds
Me 59 seconds


Clown.
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Old 2005-03-15
morpheous
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All you need to do is call me at 540-746-xxxx....I will then give you my info. You don't even work at ERAC. The most destructive element in the human mind is fear. Fear creates aggressiveness, because you fear me. If you didn't fear me, you would call just to call to prove a point even if you were not interested in my opportunities, you would still call to prove you have no fear. Then again, fear is your realitycheck....boy.......geeeez, my fault.....wasting my time with your ace...your just a 25/26 year old with no vision....through with you, go jellybean with someone....love, the clown.

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Old 2005-03-15
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Default baloon animals and red noses

You make me laugh. Like your speech on life and what to strive out of it, I also enjoyed your wisdom on the concept of fear. You should write a self-help book with the infinite knowledge that you possess. You could call it: 60 Seconds to Eternal Bliss

As for my fear of you--again I only smile. Ya know, I've never seen a full grown man suck his own dic'k like you just did. It's a good thing there is no video feed on this web page because that would not have been a pretty sight. You could prove your point by posting a simple weblink to show all the doubters that you are on the up an up. Instead, your company is a big secret. Has your region done all their callbacks for the day? You better go check.
Hey, Crusty, next post could you describe what happiness truly means? If you're really good, maybe you could tie that into your previously mentioned definitions of life and fear. And to think I wasted a 3 credit elective in college on a philosophy course when I could have just called you.
As for my vision, I have a mental picture of a 32/33 year old man who clings to his condescending views to compensate for his inability to think any other way. Don't look now, but I think I may have found an alternative definition to 'fear'
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Old 2005-06-30
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Default Reality Check just doesn't get it

Yeah, Morpheous, I agree with you. Reality check does not have a clear vision in life. That's why he chooses to spend his friday nights huddled in front of the local community college's computers'. Reality Check, you could have probably filled out some job applications with all the time you have wasted trying to "GET" everyone on this post. Show some initiative for your life, and get some motivation to be something. You make me sick. Hey, maybe try and go to CLOWN school. It seems to be on your mind a lot. Come up with a new one.............DUMBASS!
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Old 2005-07-01
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Default Re: SEATTLE AREA RENTAL MANAGERS: READ

let's see....you are looking for basically disgruntled people on a web site to come and work for you....yea, that makes sense.

losers on monster....yea, i am sure my friends with mba's from real schools are losers.

anyway, my only advise...anybody that is desperate to give you a job, especially on a web site like this, is full of shit. sadly, it probably is a real job....sales no less...probably trying to get you to sell used diapers or something.

anyway fellow x-erac or current eracers....you fell for some bullshit job the first time (think erac), don't do it again. if you want a job, take whatever you can get or stay at erac....if you want a career, then take your time, do your homework, and you will be better in the end.
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Old 2005-07-01
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Default Re: SEATTLE AREA RENTAL MANAGERS: READ

Wrong...I decide if your disgruntled or a happy employed ERAC person. I don't take people who hate ERAC. I take people who are happy with them...meaning their performing and it's my job to sell my company to you if you believe in opportunity. MBA's.....I have a Degree...alot of people. Degree means nothing.... It's how you present yourself and it's called accomplishments and achievments. We don't take college grads...I don't even take Pharma sales reps...bunch of order taking lunch tray buying barbie dolls. Keep washing your car....Mrs. Smith needs her car pooling van by noon:))
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Old 2005-07-01
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Default Re: SEATTLE AREA RENTAL MANAGERS: READ

dude whatever. i understand your livlihood is based on how many people you get to buy your bs....so, i guess if i was settling/stuck in a position like yours, i would aim to get anyone, anywhere to sign up. anyway, it's your life, it's what you do for a living, if you are proud and sleep well at night, more power to you.

i still advise any erac people (past or present) not to call...again, no good jobs are advertised in this manner.
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