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Old 2005-12-09
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Hey for all you people that liked Rock, I saw her a week ago. She was making out with this hot chick at the bar. You go Rock... Apparently she is with that girl I saw her with. Some hot ass chick, geez I would love a threesome.
Doesn't surprise me because Rock wasn't afraid to admit she goes both ways. Apparently I heard that chick she is with is best friends with Heather Gordon at the airport. Heather is hot so I bet her best friend is too.
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Old 2005-12-09
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I agree I don't even know why everyone uses the word rigs anyway. Let's use this site for talking shit about people it is more fun. Like don't you all agree Demetria(spelling?) is a bitch.
Yes, what's with calling them "rigs"? I've never heard anyone talk about cars this way; the only use I know of is sort of a 1970's terms for big trucks.

Is this a common word for cars at Enterprise?
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Old 2005-12-10
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Congrats on being registered. It sounds like the highlight of your holiday season. Reality check, being obsessed with this site makes you pathetic. I think this site offers current and former employees the chance to vent their frustrations in a manner previously unavailable to them. To be "obsessed" and post things like "yipee" and "free love friday" over and over only annoy people who wish for this to be a legitimate forum for dialogue. Furthermore, if "being able to piss people off" is funny to you, then I would suggest some form of counseling. I would expect that type blatant disregard for people's feelings from a 15 year old who goes mailbox bashing, not an individual who claims to been well-established in his new career. It's fine if you want to offer criticism of ERAC, I enjoy that. But don't waste our time by making us scroll through Thanksgiving greetings and washin rigs references. We'll all worked (or work) there, we got the point the first time you posted your unoriginalities.
This is the best post ever!!! Google he got you
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Old 2005-12-11
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This is the best post ever!!! Google he got you
I couldn't agree with you more. This google character has no idea how big of a mistake he made when he left our company. He no longer has job security and he is never going to have the "opportunity" for advancement like myself. I am proud that I wash cars sometimes. I know what it takes to run my branch like it was my own personal business. I guess I'm the smart one because I don't have to waste my personnel expenses for some low-life car prep who plans on stealing from me anyways. If google is in mortgages, im sure he is failing because everyone who i know who is in that line of work are getting offices shut down left and right. Yeah, I guess you could make a $5k commission one month but most of the time you won't. If you look at todays economy, you can gather that buying a home is not really the best investment. That's right. the market is going down and i bet this market will die by the next 6 months. Selling up may sound like a minimal sales practice but it contributes highly to the branch's profits. Life is about sacrifices. Sometimes I have to sacrifice a few things I loved for ERAC only because it will pay me back ten full in the long run. If only you realized the opportunity ERAC provides its employees. Oh yeah, and I do have a new car and I just bought some golf clubs. My mnager's job is next.
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Old 2005-12-11
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I couldn't agree with you more. This google character has no idea how big of a mistake he made when he left our company. He no longer has job security and he is never going to have the "opportunity" for advancement like myself. I am proud that I wash cars sometimes. I know what it takes to run my branch like it was my own personal business. I guess I'm the smart one because I don't have to waste my personnel expenses for some low-life car prep who plans on stealing from me anyways. If google is in mortgages, im sure he is failing because everyone who i know who is in that line of work are getting offices shut down left and right. Yeah, I guess you could make a $5k commission one month but most of the time you won't. If you look at todays economy, you can gather that buying a home is not really the best investment. That's right. the market is going down and i bet this market will die by the next 6 months. Selling up may sound like a minimal sales practice but it contributes highly to the branch's profits. Life is about sacrifices. Sometimes I have to sacrifice a few things I loved for ERAC only because it will pay me back ten full in the long run. If only you realized the opportunity ERAC provides its employees. Oh yeah, and I do have a new car and I just bought some golf clubs. My mnager's job is next.
Oh, man.
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Old 2005-12-11
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I couldn't agree with you more. This google character has no idea how big of a mistake he made when he left our company. He no longer has job security and he is never going to have the "opportunity" for advancement like myself. I am proud that I wash cars sometimes. I know what it takes to run my branch like it was my own personal business. I guess I'm the smart one because I don't have to waste my personnel expenses for some low-life car prep who plans on stealing from me anyways. If google is in mortgages, im sure he is failing because everyone who i know who is in that line of work are getting offices shut down left and right. Yeah, I guess you could make a $5k commission one month but most of the time you won't. If you look at todays economy, you can gather that buying a home is not really the best investment. That's right. the market is going down and i bet this market will die by the next 6 months. Selling up may sound like a minimal sales practice but it contributes highly to the branch's profits. Life is about sacrifices. Sometimes I have to sacrifice a few things I loved for ERAC only because it will pay me back ten full in the long run. If only you realized the opportunity ERAC provides its employees. Oh yeah, and I do have a new car and I just bought some golf clubs. My mnager's job is next.

HA HA HA! This is some funny stuff. Oh can you continue telling us about your perception of your world. It is quite an insite of how you percieve your life. And ladies and gentlemen, life is about perception, this is his or her world and if you like it or not. This is how he or she views life. Good to see that this person has a positive outlook on life and can have this view. It may be narrow and short sighted but .. they are happy with where they are at in life and that is hard to argue. So, I comend you and your perception on life and work and I hope that you continue to be happy.
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as for the rest of us. Smile and enjoy your life, because we have about an extra 15 hours a week to do what we like with our lives.
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as for the rest of us. Smile and enjoy your life, because we have about an extra 15 hours a week to do what we like with our lives.
James, what are you doing with the 15 extra hours, since you are not very successful with Countrywide? Trying to get a better job?
Google, is there anythings serious you can tell us here? All I read is free love friday, cold pizza, washing rigs and new golf clubs? I would like to know what are you real intentions, since its definitely not to get people out of ERAC, because if this would be the case you would give us some ideas and not the crap. Let me know if you have some ideas, I'd be more than happy to chat with you.
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Old 2005-12-12
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Hey, all of you green idiots, what are the latest promotions in HH??? Anything new happened?
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Old 2005-12-12
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I couldn't agree with you more. This google character has no idea how big of a mistake he made when he left our company. He no longer has job security and he is never going to have the "opportunity" for advancement like myself. I am proud that I wash cars sometimes. I know what it takes to run my branch like it was my own personal business. I guess I'm the smart one because I don't have to waste my personnel expenses for some low-life car prep who plans on stealing from me anyways. If google is in mortgages, im sure he is failing because everyone who i know who is in that line of work are getting offices shut down left and right. Yeah, I guess you could make a $5k commission one month but most of the time you won't. If you look at todays economy, you can gather that buying a home is not really the best investment. That's right. the market is going down and i bet this market will die by the next 6 months. Selling up may sound like a minimal sales practice but it contributes highly to the branch's profits. Life is about sacrifices. Sometimes I have to sacrifice a few things I loved for ERAC only because it will pay me back ten full in the long run. If only you realized the opportunity ERAC provides its employees. Oh yeah, and I do have a new car and I just bought some golf clubs. My mnager's job is next.
One of the funniest and most ignorant posts I have ever read. Real estate is hands down the best investment one can make, especially on the West Coast. Only 2 markets lost money within the last 15 years. They were in the Cleveland and Buffalo area. Seattle is up 28% this year, 30% last year, and averages 20% the last 10 years. Hardly a bad investment. Plus don't forget about the write off. You get to write off all the interest you pay on your mortgage, any improvements you make, and any expenses accrued during those improvements. There has never been a better investment. Just ask Donald Trump. Real Estate on the West Coast has never gone down and has seen jumps as high as 50% some years. My place has increased 50k this past year. It went up 60K the year before. Bottom line is if I want to sell now I will have over 100K in my pocket. What did I do, nothing? Maybe it will slow down but you are guaranteed a solid 10% every year. Do what you do best and go and wash a rig!
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