Any GP45'ers Out There?

[The_Ineffable_Dunce]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Sorry dude, I am not Trackwell. He doesn't have the guts to come on here. Hey Potter, do you like what you see here???

You know who has guts than chris or matt....

Chuck Norris

[The_Ineffable_Dunce]

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but
because he has run out of women.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris
can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the
speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was
flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds
till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the
face.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided
to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was
removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse
kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths
have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul
back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he
should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of
the month.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a
stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered,
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the
crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could
chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME
IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!” and ripped out her throat. Holding his
girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t fuck with
Chuck!” Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this
statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of
the blast went deaf.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Sorry dude, I am not Trackwell. He doesn't have the guts to come on here. Hey Potter, do you like what you see here???

Potter is too busy lying to employees and to himself. He's probably trying to seduce some young MT or using a penis pump.

Man I had a rough day today. It's 4:30 and I'm working late tonight. Needless to say I arrived at 8:30 and I make more per hour than any BM in group 45. I had a 4 1/2 day weekend for Thanksgiving and the same for Christmas and New Years. I heard most Eracers had to work Friday after Thanksgiving and some on Saturday. How pathetic. I'm not forced to hang around with people at work I can't stand and I kiss nobody's ass. I'm my own person and make decisions that affect my life, not what is in the best interest of my career. I'm proud to tell people where I work and promotions are encouraged even it is for another company. I love my life, my job, and encourage anyone stuck at Erac to leave now.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Man I had a rough day today. It's 4:30 and I'm working late tonight. Needless to say I arrived at 8:30 and I make more per hour than any BM in group 45. I had a 4 1/2 day weekend for Thanksgiving and the same for Christmas and New Years. I heard most Eracers had to work Friday after Thanksgiving and some on Saturday. How pathetic. I'm not forced to hang around with people at work I can't stand and I kiss nobody's ass. I'm my own person and make decisions that affect my life, not what is in the best interest of my career. I'm proud to tell people where I work and promotions are encouraged even it is for another company. I love my life, my job, and encourage anyone stuck at Erac to leave now.

And what company is that youre working for, I am about to leave ERAC, just need something before I can go.

[GooglePts]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

And what company is that youre working for, I am about to leave ERAC, just need something before I can go.

Let's see. . .here is a list of jobs that pay more than 9.65/hour
-construction
-Bartender
-stockboy at a grocery store
-waiting tables
-washing rigs at the Toyota Dealership instead of ERAC
-that bum you pass on the side of the road

[GP45sucks]

Originally Posted by GooglePts

Let's see. . .here is a list of jobs that pay more than 9.65/hour
-construction
-Bartender
-stockboy at a grocery store
-waiting tables
-washing rigs at the Toyota Dealership instead of ERAC
-that bum you pass on the side of the road

Oh google, when will you finally put something serious on here. It looks like youre plain stupid. I am an AM for a while so the 9.65 is not my wage. anything better than your usual crap? Otherwise shut up.

[The_Ineffable_Dunce]

Originally Posted by GooglePts

Let's see. . .here is a list of jobs that pay more than 9.65/hour
-construction
-Bartender
-stockboy at a grocery store
-waiting tables
-washing rigs at the Toyota Dealership instead of ERAC
-that bum you pass on the side of the road

A blind Googlepts once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured Googlepts blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing Googlepts ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

[GP45sucks]

Originally Posted by The_Ineffable_Dunce

A blind Googlepts once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured Googlepts blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing Googlepts ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

And what does chuck Norris have to do with the whole thing? Last time I checked he didn't work for ERAC. However, Google might use a roundhouse to his head.

[The_Ineffable_Dunce]

Originally Posted by GP45sucks

And what does chuck Norris have to do with the whole thing? Last time I checked he didn't work for ERAC. However, Google might use a roundhouse to his head.

A man once asked Chuck Norris what he had to do with ERAC. Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.