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  #1091 (permalink)  
Old 2005-12-14
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Default Re: Any GP45ers out there?

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Originally Posted by GP45sucks
Google,

your reference to the grill, yes, the ARM's don't test shit about your knowledge, just trying to break you down. Didn't work though, when you prepare yourself for the grill, you just need to make sure you know thats all they are doing. I heard they changed the grill to a different format.

I rarely work 55 hours a week, so your calculation is a bit off. I get your point though that the pay is not really a hell lot. I don't know about the guy at Mens Warehouse though, last time I checked they only get 9.50 an hour with a lousy commission on top.

Washing rigs for a living, you only refer to washing rigs when you talk about ERAC. Come on man, bring on something better than that. And let me ask you this - what is so much better to pack groceries?

Looking forward to get an answer from you soon.
You get more respect working for Men's Wearhouse or the local Piggly Wiggly than you do by working at Enterprise!
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Default Re: Any GP45ers out there?

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Google,

your reference to the grill, yes, the ARM's don't test shit about your knowledge, just trying to break you down. Didn't work though, when you prepare yourself for the grill, you just need to make sure you know thats all they are doing. I heard they changed the grill to a different format.

I rarely work 55 hours a week, so your calculation is a bit off. I get your point though that the pay is not really a hell lot. I don't know about the guy at Mens Warehouse though, last time I checked they only get 9.50 an hour with a lousy commission on top.

Washing rigs for a living, you only refer to washing rigs when you talk about ERAC. Come on man, bring on something better than that. And let me ask you this - what is so much better to pack groceries?

Looking forward to get an answer from you soon.
Rarely work 55 hours a week, that's because it is more like 60 to 65. Do the math, 7 to at least 6:30 5 days a week = 57 1/2 hours plus a Saturday. A Saturday is 8:30 - 12:30 for another 4. That equals 61 1/2 hours not including any training classes you must present, after hour work events, assisting in required grill study, etc... You know some days you don't leave the branch until 7 and are compelled to arrive at 6:30 on Mondays. I think Google estimated a bit high on his hourly wage and I put it at more like $12 an hour. So that $9.50/hour plus commission Men Wherehouse Salesman you are making fun of is exactly what you are at; $9.50/hour plus commission, which equals $12/hour. BM are at an average of $15/hour. Do the math. Do we want to get into what ARM make per hour? I'll save you the pain. We pay our janitors more and they don't speak a lick of English! Plus they can dress comfortable and are off on weekends.
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Let's see. . .here is a list of jobs that pay more than 9.65/hour
-construction
-Bartender
-stockboy at a grocery store
-waiting tables
-washing rigs at the Toyota Dealership instead of ERAC
-that bum you pass on the side of the road
How about these:

-Taxi Driver
- 7-11 Cashier
-Baggage Handler
-Bus Boy
-Stocker
-Home Depot Cashier
-Retard at Walmart telling to have a nice day
-Santa Claus
-Dork at the Space Needle pushing the buttons on the elevator
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Ok I fell like crap forcing CDW on some broke women whose welfare check just came in so she can see he 17 year old son who is jail cause he had to “Represent” Puyallup or whatever shit hole town my branch happens to be in. Then when I’m done with that I get to run to some dealer ship and put up slime ball assholes salesman looking down at me cause I have to rape an extra $5 a day out of some pissed off house wife with six 6 kids cause they need a minivan and I brought a KIA. Ok so I’m done with that now I get to drive to some rundown office building and listen to same dickhead tell me how fucking great his business is going and how he is the next big thing and “he did not go to no college” when we get to the office the coke head’s credit card declines now the fucker is pissed at me for running his bullshit Discovery for the hold amount. While I’m explaining to him that this is company policy my ass weasel BM tells him its ok and he will take care of this thus making me out to be the dickhead. Lets not talk about how I woke up at the ass crack of dawn so I could put on my shit bag shirt and tie and scrub kick ass Pontiacs. So if your asking if I like working for Enterprise. My answer is simple Fuck You!
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Old 2005-12-14
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Default Re: Any GP45ers out there?

even better...My Mt comes into the office after a return and says that lady asked me when I was going to get a real job.....What do you say to the MT.......Ummmmmm
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I left the company a while ago but I thought you guys would find this funny. My good friend has recently received a phone call from a recruiter trying to get her to interview with Keith. The funny thing is that the recruiter said she can make 33K to 38K her first year. 2nd year would be between 50k and 60k. This is the big one... 3rd year you can make 70K!!! Shit I didn't even make that until I reached my 6th year with the company. It's no wonder people are quitting left and right. They are already beginning the lying process before you begin your career. C'mon ERAC, this is pretty fucking sad and it's terrible. And you wonder why retention sucks. Might want to consider being honest from the beginning. Unless you're Steve Lawrence who is overpaid, you will never reach these figures. I made 45K my third year with the company. I won't even tell you how shitty I got paid at the biggest branch in our region!! 6th year with the company I made 55K. No I was not pulling shitty numbers Potter and Trackwell so nice try... Just like EVERYONE THAT HAS LEFT, WE DO NOT MISS ERAC ONE BIT!!! I FINALLY HAVE A LIFE AND GET PAID WHAT I DESERVE.
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I couldn't agree with you more. This google character has no idea how big of a mistake he made when he left our company. He no longer has job security and he is never going to have the "opportunity" for advancement like myself. I am proud that I wash cars sometimes. I know what it takes to run my branch like it was my own personal business. I guess I'm the smart one because I don't have to waste my personnel expenses for some low-life car prep who plans on stealing from me anyways. If google is in mortgages, im sure he is failing because everyone who i know who is in that line of work are getting offices shut down left and right. Yeah, I guess you could make a $5k commission one month but most of the time you won't. If you look at todays economy, you can gather that buying a home is not really the best investment. That's right. the market is going down and i bet this market will die by the next 6 months. Selling up may sound like a minimal sales practice but it contributes highly to the branch's profits. Life is about sacrifices. Sometimes I have to sacrifice a few things I loved for ERAC only because it will pay me back ten full in the long run. If only you realized the opportunity ERAC provides its employees. Oh yeah, and I do have a new car and I just bought some golf clubs. My mnager's job is next.
This guy sounds like cody bueler one gung ho mofo
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Old 2005-12-15
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Man I am new to this site and I must say this is very entertaining. I am happy for those who left and happy for those who stay and make it. But I do feel sorry for those who can't do any better. Oh yeah I think Rock is hot as a mofo. To bad I didn't lay that bad ass latina mommie. Jake, Mike D, James , and so on I'm glad to hear u all r doing fine. I almost forgot to give Jazz a shout. Jake B7 for life is a classic, Fairbanks ends with K is great. Rockdaboat , u were a great area and a great branch manager to bad u left. I must say that even though B7's ESQI(a joke) is horribly shitty i must say that they have gotten very culturally diverse in the office. it is like all kinds of different people working in there. Demond if u are on this site holla @ cha boy man. ONE Luv to all. No beef here. Happy holidays. Jake I may stop by so we can rap about this site. I love it.
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Man I am new to this site and I must say this is very entertaining. I am happy for those who left and happy for those who stay and make it. But I do feel sorry for those who can't do any better. Oh yeah I think Rock is hot as a mofo. To bad I didn't lay that bad ass latina mommie. Jake, Mike D, James , and so on I'm glad to hear u all r doing fine. I almost forgot to give Jazz a shout. Jake B7 for life is a classic, Fairbanks ends with K is great. Rockdaboat , u were a great area and a great branch manager to bad u left. I must say that even though B7's ESQI(a joke) is horribly shitty i must say that they have gotten very culturally diverse in the office. it is like all kinds of different people working in there. Demond if u are on this site holla @ cha boy man. ONE Luv to all. No beef here. Happy holidays. Jake I may stop by so we can rap about this site. I love it.
Do you mean demond S? is he still in the area?
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Ok I fell like crap forcing CDW on some broke women whose welfare check just came in so she can see he 17 year old son who is jail cause he had to “Represent” Puyallup or whatever shit hole town my branch happens to be in. Then when I’m done with that I get to run to some dealer ship and put up slime ball assholes salesman looking down at me cause I have to rape an extra $5 a day out of some pissed off house wife with six 6 kids cause they need a minivan and I brought a KIA. Ok so I’m done with that now I get to drive to some rundown office building and listen to same dickhead tell me how fucking great his business is going and how he is the next big thing and “he did not go to no college” when we get to the office the coke head’s credit card declines now the fucker is pissed at me for running his bullshit Discovery for the hold amount. While I’m explaining to him that this is company policy my ass weasel BM tells him its ok and he will take care of this thus making me out to be the dickhead. Lets not talk about how I woke up at the ass crack of dawn so I could put on my shit bag shirt and tie and scrub kick ass Pontiacs. So if your asking if I like working for Enterprise. My answer is simple Fuck You!
That sure sounds like 23. Fuck that. I would rather mop up jizz at "Ricks" than do that bullshit again. You didn't even get into the insurance customers. I would love to hear your take on that.
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