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  #1541 (permalink)  
Old 2006-03-09
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Originally Posted by 180 Roller Fly Paper
Going off my memory- which has forgotten "Most" of the bad at ERAC

Steve Lawrence- Absolute total ridiculous Putz. You could not cut it on the outside, and from what I saw you cannot cut it there either. Pray that you will always have a job. And remember, you are married to more than Enterprise, keep your little pecker in your pants, we dont want to see it.. Can you say Bobbit? Cant wait to read about that in the Seattle Times in years to come. Ha HA!

L. Fontaine- A lot of qualities you can emulate in the business world- but overall for what we were subjected to in order to line his pockets- Can you say Enron scandal.

Peter B. The man, loved that guy

Raquel- Ditto

Jimmy Smart- Too smart to work at ERAC- Will definitely succeed somewhere else.

Eddie B. Love you man, soul soul brother..

Antonio AZ- Miss you buddy, class!

Matty M. Funny as fcuk SeaHawks!

Steve Glass- Freaking Fat Mother fucking retard. Dude, that job you were supposed to get where they were offering you a fat salary- complete and utter bullshit. Nobody respect this slavenly moron. You will never respect yourself for the rest of your own natural life.

K.K. You think you are too cool. You are nice at heart, but simmer buddy, you are not that important at ERAC..

Audrey- Class

Patrick- Awesome, but get the hell out while you are still young. Too much talent to be there. You are worth so much more on the open market and to you and all others, become a free agent as soon as possible.

Rankin- You still there? Class..

hannah- have you blown up to your full fatitude yet.. Quoted from Duce Bigalw on her future physical prospects, "That's a huuuuge bitch..." In more ways then one.....


4516- You are totally retarded and that goes for MIA as well.

Quan Duc DANG! - You the man. Stay real, and get the hell out of there.

Thats all I can think of for people that I remember working there. Stay tuned, more may come back to me...
To begin, nice name you have, sounds like Toilet paper in your head to me...

What other names do you have to offer here, looking forward to hear more of your evaluations about good people.
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Old 2006-03-10
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Raquel was the best. She got me though 7 of my 9 months at ECRAP. It was a great experience in the positive individuals that I met. Though the many negative lifers and upper mgmt in general just opened my eyes up to corporate politics and general BS you will get anywhere. Outside of ERAC. 8 Hour days, full reward for your work (Comission on your sales) is awesome. I generally take home 7- 10K now for sales that are much easier than selling insurance to those who already have it. Yes, my high roll was 180. Yes, I am one of the mortgage people who left Enterprise, it is fun, challenging and can be rewarding. How many times would you pick up the phone and call someone when your reward averages about 1,000 dollars. The only rig I wash is my own, and I am not wearing a tie when I do that. Oh, the joy of washing just your own car- Awesome, and you know what, now I am rolling in a 35,000 rig and not the shitty old 15 grander I used to roll in. Sleep in til 9am and am back home in front of my plasma by 6:30 pm at night. Rewards, rewards, rewards of life outside of jail(ERAC). My sanity took two months to get back to and I love it. I knew nothing else nut Enterprise for my 9 months, and you know what? There are other people in this world that dont work there, it is true. And it has taken me a year to wear a white or blue dress shirt again, was so sick of the limitations of dress code, I torched all of my gear when I left... So my advice to you is, sell waiver like it is a sport, learn the ups and downs of the craft, and market those skills in any sales job later and look at ERAC for what it is- A Low Paid Internship!
I couldn't agree with you more. The last line about traeting it like an internship nailed it!
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Old 2006-03-10
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Rank: Failing Enterprise Management Trainee Applicant (Third Interview) (75-99 Posts)
 
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Default Re: Any GP45ers out there?

Umm, as time goes by so does everything else. From the looks of things, a former employee is saying hello to some people. Not sure who it is quite yet.
I dont come back all that much anymore. I hope things are going well for you. Are you still with the company? Howdy yall. A quote from a Motley Crew song. Don't go away mad, just go away
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Old 2006-03-10
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Default Re: My assesments

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Originally Posted by 180 Roller Fly Paper
Going off my memory- which has forgotten "Most" of the bad at ERAC

I have a different opinion:

Steve Lawrence- Absolute total ridiculous Putz. You could not cut it on the outside, and from what I saw you cannot cut it there either. Pray that you will always have a job. And remember, you are married to more than Enterprise, keep your little pecker in your pants, we dont want to see it.. Can you say Bobbit? Cant wait to read about that in the Seattle Times in years to come. Ha HA!

L. Fontaine- A lot of qualities you can emulate in the business world- but overall for what we were subjected to in order to line his pockets- Can you say Enron scandal.

Peter B. The man, loved that guy

Raquel- Ditto

Jimmy Smart- Too smart to work at ERAC- Will definitely succeed somewhere else.

Eddie B. Love you man, soul soul brother..

Antonio AZ- Miss you buddy, class!

Matty M. Funny as fcuk SeaHawks!

Steve Glass- Freaking Fat Mother fucking retard. Dude, that job you were supposed to get where they were offering you a fat salary- complete and utter bullshit. Nobody respect this slavenly moron. You will never respect yourself for the rest of your own natural life.

K.K. You think you are too cool. You are nice at heart, but simmer buddy, you are not that important at ERAC..

Audrey- Class

Patrick- Awesome, but get the hell out while you are still young. Too much talent to be there. You are worth so much more on the open market and to you and all others, become a free agent as soon as possible.

Rankin- You still there? Class..

hannah- have you blown up to your full fatitude yet.. Quoted from Duce Bigalw on her future physical prospects, "That's a huuuuge bitch..." In more ways then one.....


4516- You are totally retarded and that goes for MIA as well.

Quan Duc DANG! - You the man. Stay real, and get the hell out of there.

Thats all I can think of for people that I remember working there. Stay tuned, more may come back to me...
Steve Lawrence- Biggest snake at Erwreck. Ladies watch out and keep your kids locked up when Steve comes to town. Garbage manager, garbage friend, and garbage human being. Will fuck you over in a heart beat.

L. Fontaine- Who did he blow to get his job? Arguable retarded and great image for any company... NOT

Peter B. The man, loved that guy - Strongly agree

Raquel - She was ok until you found out the shit she talked behind your back. Pretended to like you then fist fucked you when you weren't looking. Slightly dumb and a decent manager.

Jimmy Smart- Luckily he was on Prozac. You didn't really know the "red headed devil" unless you worked with him back in day.

Eddie B. - Bird man was ok with me. Needs to do better things

Antonio AZ- Didn't really know him but heard good things.

Matty M. - Get out and save yourself you stuttering fuck!

Steve Glass- Should have taken the offer and left the green cult. Now what are doing; drinking more beer and eating more pizza.

K.K. - Can't stand the guy and needs to realize he's renting cars for a living and not working for the FBI.

Audrey- Stress case and can't believe they promoted her. Would shit her pants at the site of a confrontation. A perfect example of affirmative action

Patrick- Didn't know him

Rankin- Shady

hannah- Would be super hot if you dropped your attitude and 75 pounds. Your husbands a jerk.

4516- I hate the site of that place

Quan Duc DANG! - Super Star
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Old 2006-03-10
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Steve Lawrence- Biggest snake at Erwreck. Ladies watch out and keep your kids locked up when Steve comes to town. Garbage manager, garbage friend, and garbage human being. Will fuck you over in a heart beat.

L. Fontaine- Who did he blow to get his job? Arguable retarded and great image for any company... NOT

Peter B. The man, loved that guy - Strongly agree

Raquel - She was ok until you found out the shit she talked behind your back. Pretended to like you then fist fucked you when you weren't looking. Slightly dumb and a decent manager.

Jimmy Smart- Luckily he was on Prozac. You didn't really know the "red headed devil" unless you worked with him back in day.

Eddie B. - Bird man was ok with me. Needs to do better things

Antonio AZ- Didn't really know him but heard good things.

Matty M. - Get out and save yourself you stuttering fuck!

Steve Glass- Should have taken the offer and left the green cult. Now what are doing; drinking more beer and eating more pizza.

K.K. - Can't stand the guy and needs to realize he's renting cars for a living and not working for the FBI.

Audrey- Stress case and can't believe they promoted her. Would shit her pants at the site of a confrontation. A perfect example of affirmative action

Patrick- Didn't know him

Rankin- Shady

hannah- Would be super hot if you dropped your attitude and 75 pounds. Your husbands a jerk.

4516- I hate the site of that place

Quan Duc DANG! - Super Star
Hey bud, in regards to Audrey....for you to talk shit about her and say she can't handle confrontation is pretty funny considering you are writing under an anonymous name. Its pretty classless to call people out by name and attack thier character in this forum. I'm not arguing whether it's your right to voice your opinion, but if you're going to talk shit about someone like Audrey, be ready to have someone defend her. And before you tell me that I'm doing the same thing anonymously, I'm not because I never used your name. A real person would say those demeaning things to someone's face if they had any character themselves. Get over the eracers who still work there because i'm sure they are already over you.
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Old 2006-03-10
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Hey bud, in regards to Audrey....for you to talk shit about her and say she can't handle confrontation is pretty funny considering you are writing under an anonymous name. Its pretty classless to call people out by name and attack thier character in this forum. I'm not arguing whether it's your right to voice your opinion, but if you're going to talk shit about someone like Audrey, be ready to have someone defend her. And before you tell me that I'm doing the same thing anonymously, I'm not because I never used your name. A real person would say those demeaning things to someone's face if they had any character themselves. Get over the eracers who still work there because i'm sure they are already over you.
Not so fast. People post here anonymously because Enterprise fires people who don't.
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Old 2006-03-10
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Not so fast. People post here anonymously because Enterprise fires people who don't.
I'm not sure if I understand what you are saying, admin. The person who made the comments about current eracers obviously doesn't work for erac anymore. I know because he/she posted a comment online during normal business hours and erac has no internet access. Therefore, I do not think that this person was worried about getting fired from ERAC. It appears to me that he/she is just some hard headed chump who finally quit erac and is blaming others for his waste of time there. I no longer work for ERAC, but I too will stand up for Audrey. She is a great worker who is unfortunately blinded by the evil ways of this occult.
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Old 2006-03-10
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I'm not sure if I understand what you are saying, admin. The person who made the comments about current eracers obviously doesn't work for erac anymore. I know because he/she posted a comment online during normal business hours and erac has no internet access. Therefore, I do not think that this person was worried about getting fired from ERAC. It appears to me that he/she is just some hard headed chump who finally quit erac and is blaming others for his waste of time there. I no longer work for ERAC, but I too will stand up for Audrey. She is a great worker who is unfortunately blinded by the evil ways of this occult.
Standing up for Audrey because???? She might be nice and has huge tits, but lets face it, she can't stand confrontation period. Just a little thing and she freaks out here in the office. And I can say that since I work with her for a while. So just cut the crap and face it, she is nice, but nothing more.
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Old 2006-03-11
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Default Re: Any GP45ers out there?

Back on the subject of Steve O. I heard he gave a gas card, to an MT...for the MT to use when he commuted to work. I hear Karstan is the new Area manager. There are alot of shady people out there in the world guys...and you know what....what comes around goes around!! So treat people like you want to be treated..cuz karma...is a bitch!!!
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Old 2006-03-13
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Quan Duc DANG! - Super Star


PERFECT PERFECT QUOTE- THIS GUY IS FREAKING HILLARIOUS, SOMEONE I WILL REMEMBER WORKING WITH FOREVER. SPEND ONE SHIFT AT THE AIRPORT COUNTER WITH THIS STUD, AND YOU WILL REMEMBER IT FOREVER. I DID NOT EVEN CARE ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON WHEN I WAS AT THE COUNTER WITH THIS GUY, JUST WATCH HIS CUSTOMERS FACES WHEN HE TALKS TO THEM, FREAKIN PRICELESS.

GO "Q" DUCK

QUAN DUC FREAKIN DANG.
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