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  #981 (permalink)  
Old 2005-12-02
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I'm getting a boner thinking about all the accidents this weekend. Maybe I can get my occupancy up to 95% and my insurance rate up to $30.00. I can lie to customers and tell them that their insurance company will pay $35/day when I know they will only pay $25. I can scare them into taking CDW because of the snow outside. Wow, I just love my job and I am so productive to society. My BM will be so proud of me. I get to work tomorrow and I am pumped. More time to increase to my roll and rent rigs. This is an awesome career and the #1 reason why I went to college. Boy, my degree is paying off. If I work real hard I can grill soon. I'm so pumped. I'm already 7/8 today and I get to go on another pick-up. I can't wait for pizza for lunch and my BM is so cool for buying us lunch. If I work real hard and clean tickets, I might be out of here by 8 pm. I can't wait. A bunch of us are going down to Pounders and I am going to get real drunk. I love my life. My BM said that I am one of the best he has ever scene and they are sending me to the airport as a member of the best person program. It is going to help my career so much. I can't wait. Erac for life and thank you Mr. Fontaine for giving me this opportunity. I want to choke my chicken right now.
Maybe you could get one of the few hot erac girl's drunk and take them home.
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Old 2005-12-02
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I feel this is getting kind of redundant as I believe that I have relayed plenty of times why I am in a much better position since I left ERAC. To get things straight, I do not love my job. However, the decision I made to work in this industry allowed me a much higher quality of life. For example (for the 10th time). . .
-I work on average less than 40 hours/week
-Sometimes, I work a lot more, but generally 40 hours/week
-I am compensated for my efforts in a monetary value. . .not just points for recognition
-It's midnight right now and I'm not worried about not getting up in 4 hours to wash some rigs knowing in freezing weather. . .that's right, hoses will probably be frozen, too, tomorrow. . .Yeah!!!
-When I bump into a past acquaintance and they ask "what are you doing for a living?" I don't have to explain to him/her that I run a "profit center" and rent rigs for ERAC!
-my diet no longer consists of beer, pizza, appetizers, and fast food.
-I don't have to give anyone a high five for selling "full boat"
-I've made more money than I ever thought I was capable of making. Not trying to sound shallow, but when you are used to working 65 hours/week for 50 - 60k/year, it's truly an amazing feeling.
-I no longer wash rigs.
I could go on and on but I will stop here for now.
Am I necessarily bitter about ERAC? Not really anymore, except for the fact that I let the company take many years out of my life. Who do I have to blame about that? Only myself. I know I was successful when I was working for your "wonderful" company and I too believed I was working for the greatest company out there. I then opened my eyes and saw that my non-college educated friends were more financially stable than myself. I finally admitted I was wrong and took a chance. Fortunately, that chance landed in my favor.
Best of luck to you if you still want to work for this cult. I've got a good friend who I've been keeping in contact with who's an ARM on the East coast. Wanna guess his year to date? I don't think it's necessary, and he is finally starting to realize what a crock of shit this company is.
By the way, I would love for you to tell me why ERAC is such a great company to work for and how it has provided such an excellent quality of life for you. I don't think anyone has answered that one yet. So please, do share.

love always
google :)
Scott C. is still lame!!!
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Old 2005-12-02
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this website makes me laugh. a lot of people think i'm a jerk. . .it's funny.
You're such a homo scott!
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Listen, its not a joke. I really doubt upper management would lie to me. They say they make a ton of dough, and I bet most of the BM's are making upwards of 75K. All you have to do is sell up, sell waiver, and get ESQI, and fleet growth. Just cause you and google couldn't hack it doesn't mean I can't be an area manager in a couple years!!!!
Hate to break it to you...they target new ARM for around 70-75k....and maybe one area manager made 150k but that's because they blew their pay plan up...and ask that same ARM what they've made year in and year out because it can be 150k one year and 68k the next.
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You're such a homo scott!
I think we have finally figured out that Google is some guy named Scott C. whoever in the fuck that is? Regardless, funny posts Scott and keep them up!
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Hate to break it to you...they target new ARM for around 70-75k....and maybe one area manager made 150k but that's because they blew their pay plan up...and ask that same ARM what they've made year in and year out because it can be 150k one year and 68k the next.
You got to ask yourself is it worth destroying your personal life and self esteem? Plenty upon plenty of jobs will offer you that if not more after 5 - 8 years in the company. Plus you don't have to wash rigs for 5 years to get there!
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I think we have finally figured out that Google is some guy named Scott C. whoever in the fuck that is? Regardless, funny posts Scott and keep them up!
Fuck Scott C. He was a peckerhead when I new him at B7.
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Fuck Scott C. He was a peckerhead when I new him at B7.
I know who google is. It's funny how everyone is so sure google is a guy.
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I know who google is. It's funny how everyone is so sure google is a guy.
He said so himself dumbfuck in his previous posts. You must me new.
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He said so himself dumbfuck in his previous posts. You must me new.
so...you smell like fart.
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